Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:13 am

Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk -

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to
handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen." (then sign of the cross)
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:50 am

8,6,5 and 3 are the best
GOGOGO mv20vm
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:30 am

LOL I knew about that Jesus Amen thing.

It's even better if you look up and look down again and then say AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:32 am

ROFL or say
I'M INNOCENT GOD FORGAVE ME
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:03 pm

LOL!! number 1 is funny if you imagine it in real thing
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:27 pm

best thing to say is this

: i wasnt sleeping boss, i have a fly in my eye and trying to sufficate it.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:13 am

LOL! A fly wont even fit in your eye!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:11 am

Jesus for ever!
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:28 am

You're a Christian??
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:34 pm

What's wrong with being a Christian? Im a christian too!

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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:50 pm

umm mr. Aced Out, is this really your first post?

you've joined this forum since 21 jun 2007
and this is your first post? that's amazing. lol

being a Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, or others is not something we need to argue in this forum, rite?


~your post seemed heatened up. calm down, man...
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:08 pm

no its not haha somhow the other posts didnt appear. but i dont relly care

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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:47 pm

LOL! You should PM one of the mod to check what's happening on ur posts!! It doesn't increment as u post though!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:19 am

liked the family guy reference but have you ever tried

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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:48 pm

laahh! I'm slow...
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