The price of accommodation

The price of accommodation

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:25 am

The price of accommodation

A Filipino and his wife drive to Tofino (a first class resort-hotel), to treat themselves to a romantic night at an exclusive beachfront resort.

Everything goes nicely until they check out the next morning, when the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man goes through the roof. "Outrageous!" he exclaims. "We could get something just as nice in Toronto for a third the price."

The clerk insists that $350 is the standard Tofino rate, so the man demands to see the manager. The manager listens to the man's complaints and explains that the hotel has a large, heated pool and a conference center that were there for the man and wife to use.

"But we never left our room all night!" says the man, with a nudge and a wink.

The manager tells him about the round-the-clock room service available for his pleasure. "We didn't use it," replies the man. He mentions the exercise facility and the steam room. "Never used 'em," says the man. The cable TV with free movies, the mohair towels, the magic-fingers bed, and the ensuite jacuzzi? "Didn't touch 'em."

"Well, I'm sorry, sir," says the manager, unmoved. "Those facilities were included in the charge, and you could have used them. I'm afraid you'll have to pay."

The Filipino man shrugs, writes out a cheque and hands it to the manager, who looks up in surprise and says, "Pardon me, sir, this cheque is only made out for $100."

"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"I did nothing of the sort!" exclaims the manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:12 pm

OMG PRO!!!11

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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:31 pm

The man is pro!! Lol!! Filipino ROCKS!!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:40 am

THIS ROCKS OMGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:38 pm

0ax0axa0x0a0xa0x0a0xa0x0a0a.....This METALS^^XD
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:55 pm

lol =3

did you made that one up? keep it up ^_^v
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:28 pm

you should make more of this post some more!
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:39 am

Lol got pwned!
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:50 am

FILIPINOS FTW
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