The Shaky Little Old Lady

The Shaky Little Old Lady

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:59 pm

The Shaky Little Old Lady -

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk in a stuttering voice: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, trying as hard as he could not to burst out laughing, politely replies: "Yes, we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models. Can I help you find one?"

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt t twoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by buhbuhbuhbuhbatteries?

The clerk responds, "Yes, we do."

She asks: "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe gaaaahdaaaam ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"


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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:40 am

i know dis joke. I saw dis on a webpage.

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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:50 am

oh?
old people are getting crazier

if i was the salesman, ill let her rot in pain
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:47 am

SICK OLD LADY!
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:15 pm

aaah so you have THAT book. no wonder you have all those jokes.

no dice, we all know about that book, its just we cant remember the jokes.

thx for saving me $20
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:55 pm

LOL! I'm just so resourceful, I wonder if we'll gonna go that crazy if go old as well..
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:28 am

lol that old woman had raging hormones
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:07 pm

I believe it's not just raging... It's an avalanche lolz!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:43 pm

Well u know what they say if u dont use it u lose it. Lets keep our minds active and running so we wont grow senile like her. I think DotA will confirm as a mind game. Now we got another reason to play. And btw wth dint she remove the thingy and get it in her purse. Just shows how ur mind doesnt work at that age.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:09 am

lol! memory gap.. common sickness for oldies
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:28 am

This oldy is a stupid pervert
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:35 am

Lol what a funny joke im pissing my pants!!!lol (jk)
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Can't you hear him bark at the moon?

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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:56 am

i wonder if there are batteries that last that long
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