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rllian

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:12 pm

Sorry if I shouldnt be posting too many jokes, but this'll be my last one.

So here's the deal: I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend.

I found out later that the flower shop got the cards mixed up. They sent the card to the guy who was moving that said, "Deepest Condolences," and sent the card to the funeral home that said, "I know it's hot where you're going, but you deserve it."
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malicef

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:04 pm

LOl dude I would smack the flower lady who sent them!
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:59 pm

ROFL nice one...

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Counter_Force[X]

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:36 am

makes a nice philosophy it is
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elipah

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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:17 am

that deserves a big lol.

LOL
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Shimrra_3

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:06 am

I just hope nothing went wrong as a result...
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Pinky Ishkafel

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:26 pm

they can't reply his messages..
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rllian

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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:58 pm

Shimrra_3 wrote:
I just hope nothing went wrong as a result...

Lol its just a joke of course. But if it was for real...
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