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Panu mu malalaman kung aDik ka sa Dota (Pinoy Version)
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Panu mu malalaman kung aDik ka sa Dota (Pinoy Version)
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:32 amADIK DAW SA DOTA PAG:
1. Sumakay ka ng Jeep tapos pagbayad
mo ang
sabi mo "mama, bayad poh sa mid lng
po..
2. Pag may nakita kang mabilis maglakad
na tao
nasa isip mo agad "awTz nka haste!!
3. Ang tingin mo sa reflection mo sa
salamin ay isang hero , ung favorite
mo!!
4. Napaniginipan mo na nag fafarm ka sa
bakuran nyo.
5. gold na ang hinihingi mong
allowance sa
parents mo...
6. Pag gabi ka na nakauwi ang dahilan
mo sa
magulang mo "nay, walng TP eh"...
7. Nalilito ka kung sino ang roshan
sino
ang Professor.
8. Ang tingin mo sa mga classmates mo
ay
si silkwood...
9. Pagexam at di ka pinakopya ng
classmates mo
ang lagi mong sinasabi "amps, anG damoT
matyming!!
10. Pag nagsimba ka at communion na
bigla ka
nalang sumisigaw ng "push - push ,sabay
backdoor SG kc!!
11.Bigla mo n lng sasabihin sa bf/gf mo
"alt+Q Q n tau!!" pag break n kau...pag
naisipan mong makipagbalikan=RM..
12.Ang tingin mo sa sapatos eh boots of
speed, pag may kasamang medyas=threads,
pag ORIG boots of travel...
13.Pag may nasapak ka tapos nagdugo
ilong bigla k n lng sisigaw!! FIRST
BLOOD!!
14.Pag na resbakan k nmn! iicipn mo n
GANG BANG ka! "LIMA LNG KAU! KAYA
NAPADAPA NYO KO!"
15.Napaparanoid k sa taong nasa likod
mo, iniicp mo baka backstabin ka...ok
lng, tingin mo nmn sa sarili mo c
bristleback ka...
16.Tingin mo sa mga nakapaligid sau,
mga
creeps...
17.Iniicp mo na c ROSHAN ang tatay
mo...
18.Bigla k n lng pupunta sa bakuran nyo
tapos maghahanap ng neutral creeps...at
secret shop...
19.NOOBS at BUBURTS n tawag mo sa
katabi
mo...nalimutan mo n pangalan nila!
20.Pag tinatamad kng bumili sa tindahan
uutusan mo ung manok(courier) nyo.
21.pag nasa field ka alam mong may
nagmamasid sayu sa blind spot.
22.pag may nakita kang nahihilo ang
iisipin mo agad ay "na stun sya"
23.kapag lumindol ang sasabihin mo
nakapag epi c sandking!!
24.kapag nakipag break sayu ang gf/bf
mo
ang sasabihin mo ay "GG".
25.pag nag quiz ka at may nakakuha ng
10
points above .napapasigaw ka ng someone
kill him(dahil beyond god like na sya).
26.pag nababalitaan mong may landslides
sa isang lugar ..ang naiisip mo ay nag
avalanche c tiny...
27.pag may nakikita kang 45 days na
manok ,pinapatay mo toh,dahil bka may
items.
28.pag may nakikita kang sapot ang
nasa-isip mo ay baka nasa paligid c
brood mother..
29.nang may nakita kang taong mamamatay
na ,sinabi mo sa kanya "pa regen ka
muna
sa well"
30.pero ang sabi ng taong un! (di na ko
aabot may zeus kya
nkita q lang ito na ipinost sa frendster...
haha...
tagalog nga lang...
but it's quite funny
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Pare,hindi adik tawag diyan........
OBSESSED tawag diyan.........
Adik pag maykaaway ka sabihin mo
Problema mo?Sa Dota na lang natin to i resolba
Tingnan mo lang malulupitan ka sa akin
(at least dats wat my friend says)
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pareho lang eun..mdyo natawa lang kasi aq e..
haha..may kaibigan din akong gnun..
pag ka hinfi lumaban sa dota..
aayain naman ng suntukan.
^^
i wish they could understand us
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