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Cadel

First Blood Posts: 1 Joined: 18 Sep 2007 gold

Plane Joke

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:38 pm

Ok here goes..

A plane is sailing over the ocean and everything's fine until pilot announces on the intercom that the plane is losing altitude due to engine problems and they have to drop luggage into the ocean. So most of the luggage is dropped and the plane rights itself.

About an hour passes and again the pilot announces that they're going to have to release the rest of the luggage, the plane just can't stay up in the air, the engine is even worse. So the rest of the luggage is dropped out of the plane.

Another hour passes and finally the pilot announces that due to how bad the plane is, they're going to have to start dropping off passengers in alphabetical order into the ocean. So he says, "Are there any African Americans on this aircraft?" No one answers. "Ok, are there any Black People?" Again, no one answers. He than asks, "Ok are there any Colored Folk?". No one answers.
A little kid near the back of the plane and asks his mom, "hey mom aren't we all of those things? black,colored, and african-american?".

His mom looks at him and says, "No son, today we Niggas, Mexicans go first."

malicef

Dominating Posts: 169 Joined: 06 Dec 2007 gold

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:05 am

Lol but blacks hate being called niggas!
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