N`aix - The Lifestealer story b4 he turn into monster

N`aix - The Lifestealer story b4 he turn into monster

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:23 am

There once was a man in Lordaeron so consumed by greed that he was beyond remorse. Eventually caught trying to steal Prince Arthas` sacred ring, he was tried and hanged. Yet his body, so corrupted by his desire to steal, had risen by itself in the form of a monstrous ghoul. So came into being N`aix, his old name long forgotten: the embodiment of lust and greed, bent on stealing the life of every living creature he encounters.

Now i shall tell why John(just fiction name)wan to steal Prince Arthas` sacred ring.

A day ago b4 John A.K.A N`aix - The Lifestealer go steal Prince Arthas` sacred ring,he was wondering in the alley after been kick out of a bar since he has no more money.The moon light upon him and he said,
"Bastard how dare they kick me out from there darn i broke!!!well i guess i goin to work again hehehe"drunken and he stagger till he saw a necromancer in front of him.He thought he was dreaming and slap his face then the necromancer ask
"Wat are you doin mortal"
"Damn god wat the hell a undead doin in this town?Trying to invade this town "Huck"damn really drunk"said John
"My name is kel'thuzad and my master have a job for you",reply kel'thuzad
"wat the hell you wan undead? I telling you i not doin it for free!!!!"Said John.
"Well i give you 10K gold if you steal Arthas'sacred ring tommorow during the parade for his birthday"reply kel'thuzad
"Bullshit!!!!You wan me die!!!Go to hell freak!! no way find some other dumbass to do this"Said JOhn
"Well when you touch the ring you are granted immortality from the power of the ring here let curse you so that you will bcome immortal when touch the ring @#$*@&$^@%!there when you touch the ring you will be immortal and rich wat said you?"Ask kel'thuzad
"I do it asshole as long you paid me"said john
Tomorrow when the parade start the crowd cheer and scream You the man Arthas !!!i love you Arthas !!!Marry me arthas !!! and so on then Uther said "Lad you got a lot of fan hahah"
"Don lke that Uther i just help them and you know the rest"Said Arthas
Then suddenly there got a smokescreen appear
Footman 1 "Ambush!!!"
Footman 2 "Defend yourself!!!"
Capten"Moron defend the Prince not yourself jackass!!!"
John quickly snatch the ring but the crowd caught him and beat the shit out if him while scolding him"asshole wat do you think you r doing? jackass kill him!!!-bleep- him!!!wtf?!who said that?that grandma said it!-bleep- her!!1yes i waited tis day to happen come on -bleep- me!!!
So John been caught and Arthas senteced death for wat he try to do and he ask"What punishment you wan?Chop your head,shot to death or poison?
John replied"Call your mother to suck my cock bitch hahaha i'm immortal i cant die fool moron HAHAHAHA i am immortal"
Very well then chop your head i guess"said arthas
LAter after the set up the crowd gather wif popcorn while eating it and scream "-bleep- his head -bleep- his head!!!Err i mean chop his head chop his head!!!Then John scream " shut the -bleep- up you bastard i cant die asshole hahaha i am immortal i -bleep- every single asshole when i go out of this" Very well then hang you instead asshole i really wan to see that are you immortal or not"said uther
after that he was hang to dead and everyone laugh at his stupidity and celebrate at Al's tavern Arthas treat them to drink at there and laugh and make fun of john the so called immortal dude
Yet his body, so corrupted by his desire to steal, had risen by itself in the form of a monstrous ghoul So came into being N`aix, his old name long forgotten: the embodiment of lust and greed, bent on stealing the life of every living creature he encounters. Serve only for the lich king and curse forever The end MORAL:don be greedy or it haunt you till death and forever!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:22 pm

Wat kind of rubbish is this you got nothing else to do?
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:44 am

@ Dark
Refrain from posting things like that.
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:52 am

Well Dark if you don like it then so be it no need to critic till like this......
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:02 am

yey!!!! can you make a story about the whole sentinel on fighting the scourge!?! oh please!!! If yes thank you very much.....
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:17 am

How could you guys not like it? This story is funny!! Post more stories this is a forum...am I right?

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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:45 am

HAHAHHAHH!!!! Lone WOLF DAT WAS FUNNY!!! GIMME SUMMORE MAN>>>> U JUST EARN URSELF A FAN!!! HAHAHAHAHA
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:29 pm

Are you Na'ix? ^__^
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:46 pm

@ rot1p - who's that on your avatar?? and whats the answer on your sig.. come on gimme the answer... XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:34 pm

LMAO this is hiilarious!!! i love the line where - LAter after the set up the crowd gather wif popcorn while eating it and scream "-bleep- his head -bleep- his head!!!Err i mean chop his head chop his head!!!Then John scream " shut the -bleep- up you bastard i cant die asshole hahaha i am immortal i -bleep- every single asshole when i go out of this" Very well then hang you instead asshole i really wan to see that are you immortal or not"said uther - LOL i laughed my head off!!! great story!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:59 pm



i agree. or you'll get kicked out from DS, watch your language.

@Lonewolf nice job in making out a story for n'aix. very humorous. good job.
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:56 am

Rubbish? This is great! Lonewolf should be a comedian~ He's got phenomenal talent!

*Give him a round of applause*

No flaming, yo!
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:12 am

thats a goood one man its really great nice one men you gut it ("j)
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:35 pm

it's the bomb!! it's -bleep- -bleep- -bleeeeep- story has gotta have some -bleep- inhumanity,, -bleeep- -bleep- job dude..
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:40 am

WAAAA!!! SOME PART OF THE STORY IS FROM NA'IX' STORY FROM DOTA-ALLSTARS!!! AND THE FOOTMEN'S DIALOGUE IS FROM A SCENE IN WARCRAFT 3 REIGN OF CHAOS!!!

Anyway this story ONE HECK OF A STORY!!! ITS VERY FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE BAD WORDS THEY SAY!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY MAN!! MAKE SOME MORE PLEASE!!! WITH SOME BULLSHIT AND ASSHOLE HEHEHE!!!
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