Lie DetecToy

Lie DetecToy

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:06 pm

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting
home?", they asked.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project" said Tommy.
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking
him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went
after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
'The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking
him off his chair.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to
my parents."
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse
right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you
ever ask for that one!
And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He is your son!"
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her
three times

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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:33 pm

Nice one man that was FUNNY!
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Can't you hear him bark at the moon?

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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:51 pm

Cool!
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:52 pm

ROFL XD...That was kinda' funny and it wasn't that lousy like the others do(no hard feeling lmao)
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:51 pm

@jemual, is that you on your avatar?
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:18 pm

what do you eat man?
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:05 pm

Are you asking me cfx? Why??
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Re: Lie DetecToy

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:15 pm

cuz youre so darn gud

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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:27 pm

ahahaha!! Now we're talking!
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:24 pm

Haha nice one XD
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 6:06 pm

Try to read all my jokes they are all hilarious you bet!
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 6:41 am

Idol talaga kita mv20vm!!!
Ano ba kinakain mo? hehehe Ang galing ng mga jokes mo!

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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:32 pm

har har har!! THANKS!! keep reading them! English tayo hehe...
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:38 am

lol! poor guy..

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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:50 am

hahah lol u make good jokes XD or shuld i say funny!
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