Yo Mama (Dota Version)

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:23 pm

Yo mama so ugly, she makes deafening blasts whenever she talks!

Yo mama so stupid, she spent all day telling Puck to read more Shakespeare!

Yo mama so fat, Gondar had no trouble tracking her!
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:53 am

lol maaaaaaan ur fkin LEGEND funny

i got one



ur mumma so fat.. she uses pudge as a boobe tube

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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:21 pm

Yo mama so fat, Lucifer choked on her foot.
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:57 am

yo' mama so ugly gondar will beat her in a beauty contest..
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:43 am



By far the funniest Yo mamma joke I've heard till now!
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:05 pm

@xross02, isnt ur sig too big?? But its good xD

Agree with above.
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:25 am

yo mama so fat, pudge doesnt chase her, yo mama chases pudge!

yo mama so fat, the enemies don't need stun to cancel her tp, she's to heavy to teleport!

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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:41 am

Rofl.yo mama so fat she took over roshan's position as an ancient
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:59 pm

Yo mama so fat, waveform is like a ...
Wait, yo mama so stu...no...
Hang on... Yo ma...
Shut up
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:02 pm

WAIT I GOT ONE

Yo mama so stupid, she brought some fertiliser for 'Heavy Farming'
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:23 pm

Yo mama is so fat, she keeps Snickers in her inventory.

Yo mmama so fat that when the sand king kills her with caustic finale... it kills everyone on the map.

Yo mama so fat that if enigma used conversion on her it would spawn 1,000 Dire Eidolons.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't evade with 6 stackable butterflies.

Yor mama is so fat, when she bends over, balanar gains 35% movement speed, 75% attack speed.

Yo mama is so fat, that tiny's attempt to toss her ends in tears

Yo mama so fat, her ulti is taking one step

Yo mama so fat, when she uses BKB your pc would hang.

Yo mama so large that she cant use the manta stlye because it would obstruct the map.

Yo mamas so fat, she can eat the World Tree with an Ancient Tango.

Yo mama is so fat that when the sand king used burrowstrike, he couldnt come back up."

Yo mama so fat, when she was ruptured, she bled chocolate.

Yo mama is so dumb, bane died when he tried to brain sap her.

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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:29 am

Yo mamma is so fat,Kunkkas ship immediately gets destroyed by collliding into her
Yo mamma is so fatLunas glaive gets stuck into her
Yo mamma is so fat,Nvermore would explode when storing her soul into Necromastery
Yo mamma is so fat,When omni would cast Purification on her everyone would die in map
Yo mamma is so fat,She devours lucy instead
Yo mamma is so fat,when strygwyr kills her he dies from choking of blood
AND Yo mamm is so big,when Windrunner shackleshots her she gets binded with the World tree
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:59 am

LOL MAKE MORE XD
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:27 am

thats was a great joke post more,..

u make me laugh,..LOL!
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:38 am

Yo mama is so fat, pudge will gain 100 strength by killing her
Yo mama is so fat, wall of replica cant fit her
Yo mama is so big, smoke screen would be casted if she smoking
Yo mama is so big, ogre magi's iginite will warm he a little
Yo mama is so fat, freezing field will only make her sneezing
Yo mama is so fat, a million of remote mine cant even make her tikled
Yo mama is so big, if broodmama kills her with spawn spiderlings, 4 broodmamas will spawn with 400 spiderlings
Yo mama is so big, Kardel's cant headshot her because she too tall
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