How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 3:46 pm

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 3:57 pm

i believe i posted the same thing here
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:16 pm

Oh really?? I'll let me search it first
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:23 am

LoL nc one! =3
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:04 am

here goes
http://www.dotastrategy.com/forum/ftopic9455.html
but no dont have equal text joking skills as yours
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 2:42 pm

lol @cfx. the link is about the traffic joke, yeah like mine, however the discussion seems to be off topic, it's about an ipod or something..
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:49 pm

haha
you own better anyway
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:26 pm

Whenever i finish reading your joke i always have a stomach ache from laughing too much HAHAHHA LOL
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:12 am

lol...im gonna have 2 try dis.does this trick work in m'sia?????
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:30 am

you dont need to try this in m'sia. you just have to stuff some ringgit notes in your hand and give the police a golden handshake.

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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:19 pm

hmmm......it makes me sad to think that m'sian police are complete jackasses who take bribery.1 time i saw an accident happen n the police were just sitting there n having a smoke.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:15 am

really? goes to show the govt aren't doing enuf to stem out the corruption.

LOL at malasian police!

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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:59 am

not just lol,give them the finger n ak-47.lol haha im a terrorist
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:24 am

OMG! We've got a terrorist in the house!
Lets shoot dwn Drew! LOL!
=DDDDDDDD

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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:30 am

hahahaha ive got a ak-47 im oasama's bro cool hahahah
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