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wow guys, i tried to make this back into what it ORIGINALLY was (a serious story with Bradwarden trying to rescue Thornstomper while i also put in an opening for Pudge to come in) and look what happened!
lol, and just as it was getting to the good part, darn it! hahaha, someone write the next chapter!

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"Pudge no like serious stories."
See, Pudge says it all. And fine, U want pudge, U get him.
Chapter whtever it may be:
The entire Senti was assembled around the deceased World Tree. Dohyun and his cook mates were also there. Techies was standing upon the Tree that Suicided using Purist.
"We shall have to go on the ofensive. TLK has captured a rogue abomination, the most feared of hem all, the great *pauses*"
"PUDGE, the sentinel shouted." A shout that echoed from the Himalays to the Andes to Switzerland to the Antartica. A shout that shook the very pillars on which the world stood. A shout that shattered the Ice in which TLK resided. Finally, Nerzhul was free.
The scourge stood around in wonder as a frog hopped out. And only one person recognized it for what it was. BloodCraft aka HellCraft aka SpyForTechies. He realized that TLK was the legendary IceFrog!
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hehe ok heres the comment
continue story dude! hehehe
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The Real Chapter 9
* The funny version is getting lame until someone gets innovative*
Bradwarden and the other centaurs could hear voices coming from the trees not far away.. It sounded so horrible, the crunches of bones, the tearing of flesh and the occasional burps coming from 2 separate sources.. Yes, 2 SOURCES! 1 was quite deep, surely this was that Abomination the scout spoke of.. The other was softer in comparison but it was easily made out that this one tore away at the flesh faster and in more ferocity..
Getting closer the centaurs could see them: From his previous encounters, Braddy recognised them as Pudge and Nai'x.. They were cannibalising the dead centaurs and that was a sight too much to behold for some centaurs who puked right there.
The noise made Pudge turn to them, luckily he had poor eyesight (given all that fat around his face) but nai'x was not called the Life-stealer for nothing! He saw them instantly and whispered something to Pudge at which they both laughed raspily... Pudge started hobbling towards them while saying: "Ah, Fresh Meat!"
Hope someone continues this too :P
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Pudge came closer as the centaurs stood fixated to the ground, held by fear born out of seeing those monsters walk up to them...
Pudge:Hug me!
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Bradwarden: No way! Have you ever heard of deodorant before?? AND TOOTHPASTE???
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"Hug me??? Hug me??" Shouted Nai'x.. "Is that all u can tell, u fat loaf of rotting bread?"
"Pudge just wants to be loved" says Pudge.." When Pudge was small kid of 330 lbs, Pudge's mom attacked the neighbour and ate him alive while forcing Lil' Pudge to watch. That made Pudge what he is now".. Pudge starts to cry!
At this a female centaur took pity and called out to Pudge to hug him. Pudge ran over to her in glee but unfortunately one of his knives in one of his many, many arms struck her and instantly beheaded her. Bradwarden roared in fury and charged towards the Abomination while Nai'x charged to save his fat but adorable (Lol) friend..
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Bradwarden[charging to Pudge while wearing gasmask]: DIE FOUL BEAST!
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rofl. varun wanted a normal story....this is what he gets.
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rofl. varun wanted a normal story....this is what he gets.
Sigh.. I also saw ur reply to the reason for fan-fic popularity.. I agree this particuar chapter-chain is beyond salvage but i am gonna start another one which hopefully shall be serious (until someone decides otherwise..)rofl. varun wanted a normal story....this is what he gets.
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Bradwarden and the centaurs charge in full speed towards Pudge. Naix prepares himself for battle while Pudge stood silently facing opposite side.
"Pudge feel no good, pudge eat too much fresh food"
"Damn you, get you fat ass together and lets do this.."
Pudge bends over and lets an epic fart out.
"Damn.." says an alien 999999 million billion trillion grzillion light years away and dies....
all the centaurs die excpet for bradwarden...
"phew...i knew that mask would come in handy"
"Pudge feel much better...lets fart...err i mean fight"
"dude...u killed an alien 999999 million billion trillion grz...something miles away, what do you think are the chances of a bunch of centaurs right behind you"
"ummm...Pudge dont know chance mean"
"ahh crap.. jus kill the freakin bradwarden...i gotta pee"
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yeah varun new chap chain but with stricter rulez n an opening story that has a lot of branches that different autors can expand and at last one hellova big genius like fs or amc can connect all of them and put the final six letters "the end"
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mumu. I am not a genius TT
kidding. Newayz, what happened to IceFrog. Hopefully, we find out
next time.
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oops typo replace fs with amp
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While nai'x is peeing, pudge and bradwarden prepared to fight when pudge said: "Pudge wonders what will Obama do in the USA". Bradwarden didn't understand that, and decided to finish this. He charged Pudge and then died from an arrow hitted him in the back.
To be continued..
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