Comedy Chapter Chain

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:29 am

Did no one else notice the first chapter was basically constructed just like the beginning of every Wheel of Time book. I spell paraphrasing.

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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:46 am

Lol.. I wanted to start n end with a bang so i did- Literally
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:22 am

Chapter 7

Enormous spiked tendrils suddenly erupted from the ground below the charging centaurs, tearing into their unprotected bellies. Many of the centaurs stumbled and toppled to the ground, still others felt a searing pain as the spikes IMPALED their vital organs and collapsed to breathe their last. Bradwarden only bellowed hoarsely, scarcely feeling the pain. He continued to charge recklessly forward, oblivious to all but his stricken nephew. (apparently he has a BKB?)

Spiderlings swarmed over Thornstomper's body, wrapping him in their vile, silky threads, gradually turning him into a Centaur Mummy! Bradwarden swatted frantically at the spiders, but with every spider he knocked away, two others sprang up to take its place.

Bradwarden felt a searing pain in his backside. The Broodmother had sunk her vicious mandibles into the Warchief, injecting him with her deadly poison.

She shrieked, furious that this horrible, smelly brute would try to steal her hard-earned prey away! Did he think that the poor, orphaned baby spiderlings would feed themselves? She bit him again and pumped more venom into him. Satisfied that the brute was sufficiently incapitated, she turned around and began to haul Thornstomper away, now thoroughly mummified. She clicked her joints contentedly, pleased that the Orphanage would have fresh food tonight.

Bradwarden roared and struggled to his feet, but a bolt of unholy energy suddenly coursed through his body and sapped his limbs of their remaining energy. Anub'arak spoke, in a harsh, guttural voice.

"... [fill the rest in yourself]"
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:27 am

Lol.. Where is Lina?? Hope the next one brings her into the story somehow!

Not at all bad as u had me believe, chan! Good for u
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:28 am

Chapter 7.5

"Lina suddenly descended, a seraph from the heavens! She proceeded to remove all her clothing! She used Laguna blade on everyone, and they all died.

Then the world ended."
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:31 am

Lolz..
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:11 am

Chapter 7.6

"How shall i prepare your cousin, steamed or fried? MUAHAHAHAHA!"


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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:23 am


Chapter 7.7
Due to popular demand and a need to be equivalent to James Bond and Sherlock holmes. Everything was revived and Lina once again can remove all her clothing.
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:54 am

Chapter 7.8

And so, everyone was revived. Using his mighty powers of intergalatic time space travel, the mystical entity code named dohyun99 entered the land of Warcraft and Dota. When he landed, he saw 2 stunning ladies named Lina and Rylai. When they saw him they both collapsed in awe. It was love at first sight. And so, dohyun99 grabbed both of them and took them to his house in the year 2008. Once there, they had "fun" by... errr... cooking!
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:59 am

Chapter 7.9

dohyun99 and his two gals were having fun cooking, when sudden a gust of wind blew out their stove.

"What horrible fiend could have possibly done this?"

"have no fear dohyun99 is here."

And so the valiant hero and his two beautiful side kicks set off to find the evil fiend that blew out their cooking fire.
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:09 am

Chapter 7.9.1

dohyun99 and his two sidekicks find alleria nearby, the culprit who blew out their cooking fire. but instead of getting furious, dohyun99 found alleria attractive. the two gals felt jealous and slap dohyun99 on both side of his face.
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:15 am

Chapter 7.9.2

using his extensive knowledge and power, dohyun99 convinced themm all to have make-up.. cooking
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:33 am

7.9.3

One fellow known as tiberiumlord put on some mascara and eye shadow in the meantime (he used a sharpie). He then rushed into the cooking class, and busted it all by introducing the concept of frozen foods. Alleria shacke-shotted him to a toilet, then she turned back to accept dohyun's proposal to marriage that he made about a second ago.
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:38 am

7.9.4

Just then applause filled the room. The guy from genis book of world records came threw the door way in a cheap suit and pink dress shoes.

"I award dohun99 with the fastest pick up of three girls. With the record of 5 posts he managed to not only pick up 3 girls but also get married to one.

"Also I would like to award tiberiumlord, with the record of "most reminiscent of a "face painting of pudge"

Horaaay
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:46 am

Chp. 8.0000001

Tiberiumlord didn't understand. But he did say that he shouldn't look like Pudge, but like Lina. Then the records guy said,"And we also have here the first DS transvestite!" He was apalled and crapped his panties. Luckily, he was nailed to the toilet so the soiling wasn't that bad.

In the meantime, dohyun and Alleria were planning their honeymoon. Where were they going? They were going to LEGOLand!
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