Barber Joke

Barber Joke

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:55 am

Yeah yeah..

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One day, a barber decided go give free haircuts to the costumers who came in his shop.

The first one was an American.
American [after getting a haircut]: Here's my payment..
Barber: No, no! It's for free.
American: What? Thanks! I'll be back tomorrow to give you something...

After a while, a Japanese came.
Japanese [after getting a haircut]: Here is money for haircut..
Barber: No, no! It's for free.
Japanese: Nani?! Arigatou gozaimamsu! I will return to govie you something good.

Then, a Filipino came.
Filipino [after getting a haircut]: Here you go.. *hands over money*..
Barber: No, no! It's for free.
Filipino: OH? Cool!!! I'll be back!!


The next day..

The American came with boxes of pizza.
American: Here's for the free haircut yesterday!
Barber: Thank you!

Then the Japanese came with sushi.
Japanese: Here is sushi for yesterday.
Barber: Thanks!!!

Then the Filipino came.
Barber: I thought you were gonna bring something for what I did yesterday?
Filipino: Yes, I did. I told my family and friends they you give free haircuts and they all came!
*Lots of people flock behind the Filipino*
Barber: ...
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:05 am

wtf...
This is setting a bad example to the world about Fili's, you know.
Hehe...lol
XD
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:09 am

XD

I don't think so..

XD
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:53 pm

no but silly~
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:22 am

Ahahaha
We, Indonesian, have similar joke, but not Japan and Suzhi, it's France and Flower, and it's Indonesia not Philiphine.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:21 pm

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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