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apaty

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use the word in a sentence jokes

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:30 pm

DELETION

the balat of DELETION is crispy

DIFFERENT

who is DIFFERENT of this poor boy

DELICACY

DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo

AFFECT

maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring

CADET

sumagot ka! sino CADET mu kagabi?!
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drew

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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:29 pm

What is the difference between difference and differences?

Difference is the son of the king while differences is the daughter of the king Smile

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nidoking

Life is bum!
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:27 am

DEVASTATION

I went to devastation to get a bus ride to baguio.
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yukino_silvermaine

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:01 am

O_O

Lumalabas na kakornihan nyo

XD
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Orochi

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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:18 am

Mastrubation:

Malawakang Pagkagutom
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shadowmastermk47

Ya spit yer words 2me, I smash mah fist 2you!
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:58 pm

Land of the corniness, y'all!
Oh, I got one:

A guy just woke up and said, "Where the f***ing hell is my s***?" Then his brother went to the guy's room and screamed "D***, fool! You lost you're s***! How can you do it to ur girl now without that f***ing s**t?" And his sister holding the "s***" and gave it back to the guy and thankfully said, "Thanks for your s***, bro." But the guy replied, "Ah, throw it! You used it already..."

If you won't laugh, even a bit, get corny jokes..
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Garfield

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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:59 pm

DIAMOND

Paano mo ko napatay??!? Ang DIAMOND naman!
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apaty

First Blood Posts: 14 Joined: 30 Aug 2006 gold

CORNY!!

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:34 am

Filipinos are corny (but were proud of it)

SCHOOLING

Hello?? who is schooling please??
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Joxie

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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:41 am

I only understand Drew's joke...

*sigh* baked potato
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kaizer9

Hmmm...
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:06 am

i'm very sorry that you can't understand what they say actually me too i can't understand what they are thinking

argh!
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Joxie

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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:31 am

You don't have to sorry for that,
it's my fault that I can't understand.
My fault for lack of knowledge.
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yukino_silvermaine

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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:59 am

You people are so blessed..
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Joxie

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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:34 am

yukino_silvermaine wrote:
You people are so blessed..

is this a joke or compliment?
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yukino_silvermaine

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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:36 am

A compliment.

^_^
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Garfield

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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:52 am

YUKINO

Yukinot understand what I'm saying!
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