Action/Comedy- A Dota Story(Ch-9 updated!)

Action/Comedy- A Dota Story(Ch-9 updated!)

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:27 pm

Chapter 1: The Iceman

The iceman, i mean, the lich king, was angry at two things: One-They were losing the war, and two- Anub'arak was late. Again.

Lich King: ANUB'ARAK U OVERSIZED SAD EXCUSE FOR A BEETLE!!COME HERE AT ONCE!!
Anub'arak: Sorry sir, what was it you wanted?
Lich King: DIDNT I TELL YOU TO PICK UP MY COFFEE FROM STARBUCKS?
Anub'arak: No sir, a six foot beetle with spikes on its back would look a little odd in starbucks, so u sent Kael to do the job.
Lich King: Oh, right, sorry for bothering you.
Anub'arak: NONO DONT APOLOGIZE!!EVERYTHING IS OK WITH THE BEETIL MASTIR, FOR THE BEETIL MASTIR FORGIVES EVERYONE!
Lich King: Wtf?
Anub'arak: Forgive me, sir, but I have recently acquired a disease called mukoobites, in which the affected person can suddenly go out of control and shout random nonsense out of lame comedy fanfics in dotastrategy.com.
Lich King: Err..allright..u may go.
[Anubarak leaves, and Kael comes in]
Kael: Here is the capuccino u ordered, sir.
Lich King: Thanks, Kael, u may go now.
Kael: I will, but can i first ask u a simple question, sir?
Lich King: Yes, what is it?
Kael: Er..i dont mean to be rude..but how will u drink the capuccino, being a block of ice, and all?
Lich King: Nah, its not for drinking, its to cure my frostbite.
Kael: Oh, kk that would explain it. I take ur leave then sir.
[Kael leaves, leaving the lich king to cure his frostbite]

Meanwhile, at the sentinel base..

Furion: [Sighs] Magina, you should respect elders, not fantasize about them while they are in the shower..
Magina: [Tearing his gaze away from the naked chen] Sorry father, i promise you it wont happen again.
Furion: If you say so Magina..if you say so...Anyway, Im assigning you, Lina, Sven, Mortred and Yurnero to a very important task...something that might guarantee our victory against the skoorj.
Magina: Its pronounced sk-ur-ge not skoorj.
Furion: W/e, at least i didnt fail in my english exam like you did.
Magina: I never gave an ennglish exam...
Furion: STFU AND DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY!!
Magina: I am sorry father. Btw, what are the details of my mission?
Furion: First rally Lina, Sven, Mortred, and Yurnero. I shall explain when all of them are here.
Magina: kk
[Magina sets off in the forest to search for his comrades].
Furion: Good, now i can get back to business.

[Logs on to facebook and starts playing bowling buddies].





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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:32 pm

good humor, liked it till now, write more
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:34 pm

wtf? why is Magina gay? ehe

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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:38 pm

@Bish
dude, its just a story, relax.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:43 pm

Why is mortred part of the sentinels?

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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:46 pm

LOL

i am relaxed,

edit the exclamatory mark.

xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:56 pm

@night baron: The story isnt entirely based on dota. In the story, Mortred is Shendelzare's sister, and a part of the sentinel.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:56 pm

Chapter 2: The Mission

[In Sven's Backyard]

Sven: Wtfidonthaveabackyard
Author: Oh right, srry.

[In Sven's House]

Magina: Hey Sven, Father is sending us on a mission.
Sven: What Mission?
Magina: I dont know, he will only tell us when we gather Lina, Mortred and Yurnero and bring them to him.
Sven: Allright then, let us embark upon a long and arduous journey that will be filled with dangers and perils at every step!!
Magina: W/e Sven, lets go find Mortred.

[Magina and Sven find Mortred in a boxing ring, where she is having a boxing match with a Russian famer named Petrovitch]

Bald Commentator(who is hungarian btw): And that is a glorious uppercut by Petrovitch, too bad it missed, Mortred counters with a well-aimed Blink Strike, wait, wtf is a blink strike? Ah, who cares..So she counters with a blink strike..
[Continues in this fashion]

Magina: No wonder they call her Mortred, the boxing assassin.
Sven: Its Phantom Assassin, not boxing assassin.
Magina: Whatever.

[Match gets over with Petrovitch being KO'ed due to Mortred's Coup De Grace]

Referee: And the winner is...Mortred!!

[Mortred raises her hands, expecting to see people clapping for her, but unfortunately the ring is empty except for Magina and Sven, who are playing Checkers]

Sven(looking up from his checkers game): kk the match is over. Magina, go and tell her about the mission.

[Magina blinks to Mortred, says something to her, and after Five Minutes our zeroes, I mean heroes, are off looking for Yurnero].

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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:57 am

haha this is funny keep doign it :]
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:21 am

lol, good 2nd chapter, write on
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:05 am

lol , good work man,scourge part was good but sentinel wasnt that good keep it up man! And waiting ISA your 2nd chapter
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:06 am

LOL, this is fun !!!!

KEEP IT UP !!!!

FASTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!

Cant Wait !!!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:16 am

Thanks a lot for the comments guys

Ill post chapter 3 as soon as i can
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:46 am

good work. oh btw about chapter 3...................................................DO IT NOW!!!!

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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:10 am

its good.
but why is mortred is the sntinel.
everytime i will pick her, she is in the scourge taverns...
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