Action/Comedy- A Dota Story(Updated-Ch-10!!)

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:47 pm

Chapter 4: The Journey Begins

Furion: Ok, so everyone is here? (rubs hands) Allright, let's get to business then. Your mission is...to give me a mushroom haircut.
Magina: Huh?
Furion: Jk, here's the real thing: Our armies have defeated the scourge, and will soon launch an attack on the frozen throne. However, the scourge has managed to capture our greatest general, Purist Thunderfart...er..Thunderwrath, and are threatening to kill him unless we retreat. I will call our forces back, just for a short while, so that you five can sneak in undetected and rescue him.
Sven: This, sire, is a responsibility that I shall bear honorably, to the best of my strength and ability!!

[Everyone rolls their eyes except Magina, who tries, but then remembers that he is blind].

Magina: How do we get to Purist Thunderfart...er..Thunderwrath?
Furion: Ask Dexter.
Magina: ...
Furion: Jk again, Thunderfart...er..Thunderwrath is being held hostage by Anub'arak, so you'll probably find him in the evening tavern.
Magina: I take your leave then, father.
Furion: Goodbye son.

[Magina and the others leave].

Furion: Well, back to work then.

[Runs off to play bowling buddies again].

At the scourge base:

Anub'seran: They are coming, like you said they would.
Lich King: Good, good. Now summon Pudge to me.

[Pudge Appears]

Pudge: What master want from Pudge?
Lich King: Pudge, I am sending you with some of our champions to wipe out this bunch of idiots Furion has sent to retrieve Thunderfart...er..Thunderwrath.
Pudge: NO!PUDGE NO WANT FIGHT!!PUDGE IS LEARNIG TO MASTURBATE!!

[Pudge runs off to masturbate]

Lich King: Teenagers...they're all the same. Looks like only the two of them will be going.No matter, it shall be enough.
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:27 pm

LOL.. STFU BOY!
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:51 pm

chapter 4 rox, i loled aloud at the magina tried to roll eyes part and pudge is masturbating, LOL. and the mushroom haircut was hilarious.
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:32 pm

:S. perverted yet....funyy for want of a better word. The last chapter was better though.
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:36 am

wow.....pudge has a dick???srry if its offensive.......
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:13 am

haha cant imagine pudge really has some d*ck
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:23 am

pudge's d**k is just a deformed intestine hanging out of his.. belly
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:55 pm

Chapter 5: Wtfdoihavetonameeverychapter

[As Magina and the others are leaving the sentinel base they come across Ulsfaar trying to lose weight by running on a treadmill, and a crazy little blue dragon who is trying to convince everyone that he is the tooth fairy].

Magina: Man, am I glad that's over with. Why can't people just be normal like us for once...
Yurnero: You said it.
Lina: Hey Magina, while we walk, please tell me why all Demon Hunters have those cool looking markings on their chest..
Magina: Markings??Nah, i got them tattooed to impress some guy...er.. i mean girl.
Lina: They're still cool!!


Ten minutes ago, at the scourge base:

Lich King: Terrorblade and Balanar are ready then?
Anub'seran: Yes sir.
Lich King: Good, summon them here.

[Terrorblade appears]

Lich King: Where is Balanar?
Terrorblade: Didnt you know sir?
Lich King: Know what?
Terrorblade: Well...Balanar has permanently changed his name to Alfred and has emigrated to New Zealand.
Lich King: Why did he do that?
Terrorblade: Oh, he wanted to cure his night blindness.
Lich King: DAMMIT!!Very well then, Anub'seran shall go with you.
Anub'seran: That is allright sir, but isnt two against five unfair?
Lich King: Nvm, just tell them to close the top lane.
Anub'seran: kk

[Anub'seran and Terrorblade set off]

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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:44 am

@AmC

lol at ure chapter name
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:15 am


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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:03 pm

Chapter 6: The two sides meet

On the way to Northrend:

[Lina is bugging Magina to no end, while he is trying his best to avoid her].

Lina: After all this is like, over, you must go out with me.
Magina: No
Lina: Please
Magina: No..
Lina: Why? Is there like, something wrong with me?
Magina: No..it isnt you...
Lina: Then what is it??
Magina(looking sober): There is...another.
Lina(looking horrified): Who??
Magina(looking away): He is...
Lina(looking angry): He???(eyes widening)Magina, are you what I think you are?
Magina(looking ashamed): Probably..
Lina(looking horrified again): You're..You're...You're a female demon hunter with a male name!

[Somewhere in Zimbabwe, a man slaps his head]

Mortred: No you idiot, he's gay.
Lina: He doesnt look happy to me...

[The man in Zimbabwe slaps his head again]

Mortred: Omg, forget it. Just forget it..

After a short while:

Sven: We have lost ourselves...again.
Lina: Lets like, ask that big cool tree dude over there for like, directions.
Sven(to the big cool tree dude): Sir, can you kindly tell us the way to reach Northrend?
Rooftrellen: I cannot speak, for I am a tree.
Sven: Please sir..
Rooftrellen: No, I cannot speak, for I am a tree, and trees do not speak, so I cannot speak, for I am a tree.
Sven: Erm...right. Well, see you then.
Mortred: There is a sentinel prison up ahead. We can ask the guards there for directions.

[As they begin walking, Terrorblade and Anub'seran appear]

Magina: OMG ITS A GB!!RUN!!

[Everyone runs away]

Magina: NO WAIT!!THERE ARE ONLY TWO OF THEM!(starts counting)
AND I THINK WE ARE MORE THAN TWO!!

[Everyone runs back]

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:27 pm

lmao skoorj
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:57 am

Lina(looking horrified again): Your..Your...Your a female demon hunter with a male name! HAHHAHAHAHHA PRONESS
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:50 pm

MOAR!!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:03 pm

haha..thanks again for the comments.
Oh and btw, i edited the first two chapters a bit..read them. If you have time, that is.

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