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GaNkStA's Guide to Getting the Ladyzzz!

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:22 am

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So me and a few people here got talking on ds.net and we decided that there must be a fullproof way to get a girl, if you follow these 5 steps! well i mean its not like a mentally disabled [No offense intended] is going to get Jessica Alba but this will sure help! Please, if this doesn't work dont blame me, im just giving hints and tips, but follow your instinct, you are usually right!

Step 1:
Confidence came before the chicken or the egg! Confidence Men! CONFIDENCE, get it into your head, a girl likes a man who is confident, he knows what he is doing and knows what he wants to do. This is the main point, and will be your first step to getting a girl, if your not confident around woman, how are you meant to approach the random hottie across the room!
A good idea is to hang around female alot more and get used to be around them, i guess if we could relate it to dota, You need to think like the initiator.. so your playing Tidehunter, and you see lina across the river, you blink up to her and RAVAGE HER MIND! Very Happy

But as always, this has its downsides, being over confidence and acting like a cocky fag, will have the complete opposite effect on the girl. Cocky is not liked, you may be modest, that is all. So men, be confident and go and talk to her, you never know the response you will get.

Step 2:
Contact! EEEEP ive been around alot of first encounters and they say you can never take your first impression back, and the first impression only lasts around 2-3 minutes. This is where alot of guys fail so i wanted to make this point stand out.
Ok so the lets pretend, your at a party, you see the girl you have been checking out all night, you really want to go talk to her, so heres what to do! FIRST check for a sign of a partner, maybe ask someone you know about her, or for you older guys look for a ring. Second DONT creep her out, like "Ive been watching you all night" or "i want to have sex". The first words are crucial, make sure she hears you first time around, you dont want to repeat yourself. Once you have come up with your epic introduction [No im not going to give you any of mine] you need to start a convo!
LOOK AT HER NOT HER BREASTS! they are amazing, and the best thing in the world to look at, but when she asks you a question the only answer thats going to come out of your mouth is nipples. Know whats happening around you when this happens, i mean, if you at a party make sure you CAN dance, if she asks you to dance, the only answer that i want to come out your mouth is yes! whereas if your at a cocktail party offer to buy her a drink [Yeah we know the bitch doesnt deserve it] but do it anyway Very Happy

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Contact is VERY important the thing is, dont get nervous, stay confident and keep things going smooth, especially conversation, even if she is boring. But if she is boring you might want to gap it! And Lastly, Compliments are a MUST. But please, dont compliment on her breasts or ass or somthing stupid, say that her dress is pretty or she has gorgeous eyes, DO NOT, and i repeat DO NOT say HOT, Sexy Or somthing to that effect, this isnt very... uhhh it just doesnt work, Smile

How you walk! this does play a big party, dont try crip walking over to her, or dancing! that looks stupid! dont slouch or anything that may make you look inferior Very Happy

Walk tall, be proud of who you are!

Step 3:
Appearance boys, this is what you really need to work on, appearance will help with confidence aswell, if you look good, you have a 4x more chance of getting the girl you want. Appearance has a few category's and ill go through them now. Hair! Yes believe it or not, your hair should be tidy and clean, girls like that, i dont think Ive met a girl who has wanted to have sex with someone who looks like they have a bucket of grease in there hair. No matter the hair style, afro, emo, short, all you need, is to keep it clean and tidy, be warned! some girls have personal preferances, eg. Some like long hair, some HATE long hair, this is the bad thing, your hair could be amazing to one girl, and a mess to another. But no matter, aslong as you think it looks good and feel comfortable in it!
The next thing... How you dress should say alot about you, or the person you want to be! If you are pretty gangster? i mean shes going to want to see you in some nice blue jeans, a sick pair of kicks, and some basketball shirt. Please dont try dress like a REAL gangster that has dirty clothes and bullet holes in his pants from running from a bad drug deal. If your a casual sort of guy, go for the ole Jeans and shirt, shirt should be clean and ironed at least. See girls notice these things, if your shirt is messy and not ironed, they notice the smallest bit of peanut butter on the bottom of your shirt, they notice EVERYTHING!
Along with how you dress, shoes are big here, i mean i dont think your going to walk into a club with some new balance sneakers you picked up for 40 bucks. Dress shoes are pretty big for 20+ years, but under that, your looking for some nice Nikes or Addidas shoes. Girls love high top shoes now days, so thats just a hint.
Make sure you look the part. I don't want any of you running around with some baggy blue jeans with some dress shoes and a Collar shirt. MATCH, and colour co-ordinate please. Girls love men who know how to dress right. Yes yes, were not all millionaires but a car is a big part as well, girls usually go for skylines ect, but the car doesn't really matter, but its not a bad way to pick up a girl, remember accessories is a good thing aswell, a nice watch or hat could add to outfits.

Step 4:
Signals, Signs, what ever you want to call them, girls give them, and YOU are meant to know them, this is where quite a few men get confused and take things the wrong way, e.g OMG SHE LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN I THINK SHE WANTS SEX IMA GO ASK. Noooooooooooooo! If i girl does want that, im sure shes not the kind of girl you are looking for, unless you just want sex, so that's what alot of you are probably looking for, but i doubt its going to happen any time soon. Looking up and down usually indicates she is looking at your outfit, hence im hoping you followed step 3.
Girls give signs out, one of them is leaning towards you, when you are talking, THIS shows that shes interested in the conversation, NOT YOU, not yet guys don't pounce, Another sign you may get, may be the bad one, looking and her phone, or looking around the place, this usually means shes not very interested in either or she has a boyfriend and is waiting for him to come back and bash you, SOOOO either Spice the conversation up, or get the hell out of there.
Staring usually means she likes what she sees, if she keeps her eyes on you, this usually leads to flirting, and hopefully some compliments soon, This is a good sign! keep it going! Flirting.... Oh god alot of girls have different signals meaning she wants you to flirt back, i mean, there is the usual hair twirl and chin down and eyes up, the biting the lip ect. These are the signs where men get confused. VERY confused, I myself have had trouble reading these signs, ALOT of times. The hair twirl only works if she is looking at you if shes looking around, usually means shes bored.
Friendly mocks are usually good! but don't get confused with the bad ones, friendly ones she usually touches you in some way and says shes joke, if she doesn't make some sort of movement towards you, and usually moves away, its a bad mock. So watch out for signals, and make sure you dont read into them to far, if you think you can, ask what they mean by it, ONLY ask about somthing they say, and in what way you should take it, dont ask why there twirling there hair and staring at you, immediate turn off =.=

Step 5:
This is a big one, First date, after you have made your good first impression you hopefully would have gotten the signs you wanted and asked her on the first date! the first date is a key point, its where you get to ask if your going on a second one, but dont think that far ahead, you really need to get through this, KEEP it casual at all times, nothing majour like sky diving, going out for dinner somewhere fancy or some exotic beach.
Casual, maybe going out for lunch, Coffee or somthing, then a movie, ask questions, ALWAYS about her, if she asks stuff about you, tell her, but try keep the focus on her, see what she wants to talk about, you can usually tell by now, what shes interested in and not. Try not to go see a serious movie if you go to the movies, maybe a comedy or horror *at night ^^* but no dramas or romance shit, unless she insists.
This is where you want to hit things off, usually half way through a date, you can tell if things are going good, if they are, keep doing what you are doing! I will say this... DONT kiss on the first date, i mean,, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but its better to not, than too. Holding hands? Yes yes yes, Hugs? Yes yes yes. well for younger ones anyway. Guys... i know your going to cringe, but offer to pay for everything, yes yes expensive but if you want it, you will pay for it, in one way or another.

Extras
Guys be Precise! Remember that YOU should be on time, dont go trying this "Casually" late crap to be cool, be on time, or early, Nothing like seeing that hot mama walking up the stairs to the theater, and if shes ugly you still have time to run! Smile

Be Polite! Yes Please, Thank you... Nah man use that shit when your talking to her mother, Let the girl sit down first, open doors for her, give her your seat, offer her gifts, Smile

Swearing is Unattractive. DONT DO IT

Thanks to the members here helping making this better. Very Happy

ANYWHO thanks for reading my 5 steps, i hope this helps, anything you want me to change/add comment and i will be sure to add it in/change it if necessary.

Captain Tesca's Part

captain_tesca wrote:
@ganksta
just quote it..
captain_tesca's guide to getting the ladies the OTHER Way..

Consider this guide as a last resort of a guy if he really wants the girl...

1st Method: Pity
This is about having the girl feeling sorry for you.. sometimes this can really produce romance..

and somehow the girl would like you after all..
-Go call her in the telephone and cry
-Tell her how you were dumped by your girlfriend, you were cheated... just name it and feel so

lonely..
-invite her to your house.. or maybe vice-versa if she's the only one in her house.. the rest is

up to your imagination..

Factors in Accomplishing this
1)Trust
it doesn't mean that if the girl doesn't like you, he has no trust on you too.. that applies on

certain people but if she has a trust on you.. do a bit of this and you can pull it off..

^ This proves that trust can give you a big advantage in pulling off this work..
2)Parents
of course.. you can't just go over her house or vice versa if the parents are so protective of

their daughter.. the parents trust can be a factor, and if they are also nice.. that really makes

this method much easier..
3)Drama skills
not much of a factor but it can make a big difference.. this also includes evidence that might

prove
that you really broke up.. or you can just fake it as long as you have the ability to do so..

2nd method: Treat her
This is another way.. this involves being empty in terms of your wallet cause some girls really

like making guys spend
(no offense to girls out there)
-Treat her somewhere (usually this happens at night) dating xD (after all you will tell her that

is just a friendly date)
-The next things are up to you.. Some would preferably watch the sunset.. something sweet.. just

to make her special..
-Tell her that you really enjoyed her company and wish that this date would be repeated 'again'
-Dont forget to text her..
-If she ever feels sad.. make sure that you can comfort her in some way
(you might think that the 4th and the 5th dashed steps doesn't live up to the method, but that's

part of making her
'special', after all, girls like it when they are so special..)

Factors in Accomplishing this
1) A huge money in proportion with your huge wallet (you dont want go broke anytime)
nuff said..
2) A really wide array of knowledge regarding beautiful places
advantage for the date..
3) Car
OF COURSE.. since your dating, you might as well fetch her from her house and drive her back..
4) Parents
explanation on this is given on the 1st method

3rd Method: DRINKING SPREEEEEE!!!
This is your last resort.. but anyway.. this is quite tricky.. that's why sometimes, guys use this

as their last resort..
Under this method is two mini-methods.. one which involves being sad.. and one which involves

being happy/enjoying..
-Sad Method
--Follow the pity Method..
--Ask her if she wants to drink.. (even non-drinkers can drink alcoholic drinks with a little

persuasion but to those who
are dating girls that are really devoted non-alcoholic drinkers.. follow plan B)
--Do the things you do in the pity mode again.. let her know how much your heart was broken and

stuff..
--If she ever gets drunk, try kissing her.. make sure she will want for more.. (but you must also

drink lol)
--The rest is up to you..

-Sad Method. Plan B
The only change in this plan.. is.. you dont let the girl drink.. but.. you will pretend to be

drunk.. then you can do
most of the things that you can do if it was plan A.. since the girl thinks your drunk.. she won't

take harsh actions against
you.. but remember this.. be gentle with her.. (To all pervs: dont do sex it

with her.. lmao)

Factors:
1) Parents
2) Resistance When it comes to Alcohol
remember.. you must NOT get drunk.. if you get drunk you'll lose control of the situation
3) Money
not much of a factor.. but some would disagree at me at this particular method because it would be

a waste of money
4) Acting Ability

-Happy Method
This is almost the same with the sad method although you'll need more persuasion for your part

since this is the harder way to pull it off

Factors:
1) Parents
2) Resistance..
3) Money

Or.. if you've tried this and you still failed.. just read my next method...

well.. that's all..

Special Thanks to
-Ganksta
for helping me with my lovely gf Lovestruck

-Raika
for hinting about me making a guide
-Other Readers
For reading this of course..

Stars.at.Nights Part
Gank's guide is Awesome (Props given), and it works, but not for kids 13-15 going to high school in the philippines (specific, no?).

Girls here will like you more for Western Accents. Sorry to say, it sounds shallow, might not be true for everyone, but 80% of the girls that are born and raised here TOTALLY go for american accents on filipino boys (Proof, "Stars.At.Night")

Sorry to say for you us Gamer-types, girls mostly go for two things.

-The bully kids/Jocks (not necassarily the same thing.)

Or...

-The Musically gifted (Yea, I'm kissing my own ass here, but it's true.)

Always flirt back. Don't turn around and give a

"....hi.."

No. I've seen okay guys lose perfectly good girls like that. It's gotta be

"Hiiiii " with a wave or something. Be playful, confident, and flirty.

Not too many Filipina girls are Angsty and stuffs. That's USA Bullshit. Filipina girls are fun, happy, and flirty most of the time. The ones that are not have no friends :P

Also, one more thing, EASTWOOD. That's kinda the PERFECT PLACE to take a girl.

The new mall courtyard is PERFECT man. Fountains, bright lights, bridges, soothing music, WATER ARCS ABOVE YOUR HEADS. COME ON. It's like a movie scene FFS.

Eastwood's got theatres, Arcades, amazing views, and that Clock tower o.0

Add in Free concerts, street performers, tons of places to eat, you'd be a RETARD to run out of things to do here.

But another nice place to Go is the beach next to MoA, the parks, the Ocean view, and that fountain (okay I Stole that scene from a Filipino movie, sue me). But if It worked for Him, it'll work for you, right?

Okay, everything else You need to know is in Gank's Guide. Just felt like sharing how our culture plays it
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