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anthdx

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A comedy of Razor by anthdx..COMPLETED!

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:09 am

The Story Of Razor-The Lightning Revenant..

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Chapter One:OMG!!FLAMER!!!

One day..Razor was patrolling the Forest of The Damned..
Suddenly, he was summoned by Crackzaa for a game of dota..it was an –arnr game..
When Crack found out that he got razor, he started flaming himself..
[All] Crackzaa [the light]: OMG!!!RAZOR NOOB!!!WTF IS THIS!!!NOOOOOOBBBBBB HERO!!!!F**K U RAZOR!!F**K U!!!F**K UR FAMILY!!F**K UR ULTI!!!
F**KING MORON ULTI!!WHAT KIND OF HERO WOULD HAVE A PASSIVE ULTI!!!F**KING GAY ULTI!

Razor cries as he reads the message..as he cries, thunders began to rage in the sky..then Razor screams..WHY!!!WHY FROGGY?!WHY?!..
His screams tears the cloud open..
And then..a light came..It was icefrog!!!
Icefrog says:do not worry my young warrior..i shall change your skills..and then..you shall rule DotA!!!..
And Flodian was like..LOLWUT?!
Then the light disappears from Razor’s sight..

And the game starts..

Razor with his couple of circlets,gg branch and a tangoes took the top lane..
Razor states that he wants to solo on the mid..but Crackzaa keeps on forcing him to go top..so Razor starts to whine like a f**kin gay noob…
Crackzaa who was annoyed by razor’s whining starts to hit his head on the keyboard…
Crackzaa:WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!
Razor didn’t answer…
Then Crackzaa realized that there was no question mark (?) on the message..
Sooo..
Crackzaa:oops..sorry..
Crackzaa: WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!?
Razor:(like a little baby) I want to mid solo..T_T..
Crackzaa:WTF!!!!YOU WANT SOLO MID?!YOU CAN’T HANDLE SOLOING MID !!!YOU DIPSHIT!!!!

Awww…poor kid huh?

Chapter two:[insert title here please]
Early game..
Razor who was considered as a noob hero was having a nice time farming..

Razor:with my awesome attack range and speed..NOTHING will dare come near me!!!huahaha..
Then Dare18 who was laning against razor saw the message..
He types..
Dare18:are you daring me?
Razor:yes, I am daring you..
So Dare who felt challenged to the dare dared to charge at razor who was daring Dare to be dared by what he is calling daring with the laning darer of dare..
And again..Flodian was like..LOLWUT?!

However at the mid lane..

Nevermore who was Razor’s ally was having enough trouble with Zeus who was constantly harassing him..

Nevermore:don’t you ever run out of mana?
Zeus:bottles mate..it keeps you energized and its refreshing..
Never:what?bottle?i have that too..mine is darkness flavoured..made by the non other..the Darkness..
Zeus:really?mine tastes like piss..oh wait..wrong bottle..lol..
Nevermore:*BLUEK*..

And on the bot lane..

Aiushta who was also Razor’s ally was laning with Sven who was laning against Lina and Mangix..

Aiushta:are we being invaded?
Sven:(creep pulling) ash’ na himbatul!
Aiushta:are we being invaded?
Sven:What is it now?
Aiushta:are we being invaded?
Sven:For now..
Aiushta:are we being invaded?
Sven:I have better things to do..
Aiushta:are we being invaded?
Aiushta:are we being invaded?
Aiushta:are we being invaded?
Sven:OMG!!!DON’T SPAM IF SOMEONE DOESN’T REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGE!!!
Aiushta:…..are we being invaded?

Sven,Lina and mangix:*facepalm*
Back to the top lane..

Razor was crying his pants off because Dare who was dared by Razor was daring enough to harass on razor..

So Razor decided to go jungling..he was jungling terribly..
He didn’t upgrade his arc lightning thingy..
Nevermore saw and said..
Nevermore:OMG!NOOB RAZOR JUNGLING WITHOUT HIS NUKE!!!WHATTA NOOB!!!
Razor:well if you’re so pro, start jungling..
Nevermore:Fine!!LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO JUNGLE..NEVERMORE STYLE..
Nevermore:oops..sorry on the caps..

After a few minutes..a message was shown..

Nevermore has been slain by Neutral Creeps.

Neutrals from all part of the map:What a Noob!!got killed by a level 1 kobold!!!

Razor laugh his ass so hard,he broke it…lol..

Razor:OMG!!!my butt just broke..
Dare18:what?your what just whaaaa?
Razor:I said..MY BUTT JUST BROKE…
Dare18:what?your water just broke?
Razor:Nooo…my water..i mean my butt just..aaargh!!nevermind!!

Nevermore:what?you called me?
Razor:no..i said nevermind..
Never:no..i heard you said Nevermore..
Razor:no I did not!!
Never:oh..ok then..
Then the both continued farming and harassing..

Meanwhile…
Aiushta was passing the mid lane while saying..
Aiushta:I’m so wasted, I’m so wasted..

Zeus:wow..did you see that?a tramp just passed..
Nevermore:yeah..too bad shes mine..
Zeus:aww..too bad..good thing Yukino’s still single..
Nevermore:Dude..Yukino’s a guy…

Flodian saw this and said..LOLWUT?

Chapter three:Razor:2+2=5!..right?

Mid game..

Aiustha went on saying..
Aiustha:I;m so wasted..i’m so wasted
Until she reached Razor..

Razor:oh no..it’s a talking cow!
Aiustha:what?!a talking cow? Where?!
Razor:*whistling while trying to look as if he didn’t hear anything*

And then came Dare..
Razor decided to pull a prank on Dare..

Razor:hey Dare..
Dare:what?
Razor:*speaking rather fast*Sir Monkeybutt says WHAT..
Dare:WHAT?
Razor:Sir Lickadick says WHAT…
Dare:WHAT?
Razor and Aiushta starts to laugh..

Razor:hey Dare..
Dare:what?
Razor:Sir Pencildick says WHAT..
Dare:WHAT?
Razor and Aiustha laugh so hard they didn’t realized they were torrented by Dare..
(yes…Dare is using Admiral)
Razor:wooohooo..this is better than a jakuzi!
Aiushta:*electrocuted by Razor’s statics*…
Dare:wow..fireworks..

Then Zeus came and started nuking on Aiustha and Razor..
They were getting raped so Aiustha the smart one of their team decided to flee..
Just before Zeus was to Drop the motherload on Razor, a flying hammer hit his head..

Zeus:OUCH!what was that?!
None answered..
Zeus:oh it’s my hammer that ricochet on the trees and hit me..
Zeus:oh yeah..where is that razor..
Razor:yumyum..never tought these corrupted tree would be delicious..
Zeus:there you are!!Feel my Thundergods Wrath!!!
Zeus:*pressing W many times*
Dare:uhh..Zeus?
Zeus:WHAT!?CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY HERE!?
Dare:I hate to interrupt you but…you’re only still level 5..

Lina on the far bot lane..
Lina:*FACEPALM*..

Suddenly Aiushta came running towards Zeus..
Aiushta:I’m so wasted..i’m so wasted..
Zeus:hey there pretty lady..
Aiustha:I’m gay..
Zeus:WTF!
Flodian:WTF!!AWW MANNN!!!
When Zeus realized that Aiushta was gay..
Zeus:OMG!!A TALKING FAT COW!!
Aiushta:What!?Where the heck is this talking cow?!
Zeus:nevermind..
Nevermore who had hearing problems said..
Nevermore:What?you call on me?
Zeus:oh great..just great..another retarded hero…this’ll make my day..

Sven came near Zeus and said..
Sven:you wanna know what I wanna be when I grow up?
Zeus:NO!
Sven;when I grow up,I wanna be famous..i wanna be a star..i wanna be in movies..
Sven:when I grow up, I wanna see the world,drive nice cars..i wanna have groupies..

Zeus:I need a BKB to block these kinds of retarded chats..

Razor came an said..
Razor:hey Zeus!
Zeus:OMG!!HERE COMES THE WTFPWNNOOBGAYDAGONMANTASTYLER!
Razor:can’t talk right now…need..to..*FART!*ooh..*FART SOME MORE*..yeah baby..thats it..*RAZOR THE FARTING MACHINE*..aaahh..yes!!yes baby yes!!!!
Aiushta:is he..having an orgasm?

Zeus:WTFISWRONGWITHALLOFYOUARENTYOUSUPPOSETOBEFARMINGORSOMETHING!!!

Razor,Sven,Nevermore and Aiustha looked at zeus..
And after a few seconds..

The sentinel has pwned Zeus for 10 golds..

Razor,Sven,Nevermore and Aiustha:WTF..Only 10 golds??

Chapter four:Monkey see, monkey do..not!

Late game…

At the end of mid game, Razor’s inventory was nearly finished..
With his maelstrom and Dagon, Razor was ready to take on anyone..

While he was jungling, Lina approach and stunned Razor..

Razor:WTF!!THIS IS BORING!!!!CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!
Anthdx:STFU U F**KING NOOB!!I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART!!
Razor:THEN START GETTING THERE!!
Anthdx:SHUT UP NOOB!!DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT STFU MEANS?!
Razor:I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS U MORON!!IT MEANS ..
Anthdx:SHUT IT!ONE MORE WORD AND I’LL STOP THIS FANFIC!!!
Razor:…
After this..Razor won’t dare to bother me when I’m writing a story..except for Dare of course who can’t stand being challenged..lol..
(Author=FTW)..

So Razor was roaming on the top river until..

Razor:oh..look at what we have here..an illusion rune..
Razor:*making hand signals*Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!!!

And a couple of illusions spawn..

Lina:WTF!another Naruto addict huh?..
Sven:what is it now?..
Lina:oh its you..wanna have a good time baby?
Sven:I have better things to do..
Lina:awww…c’mon…please..i’ll be nice..^o^..
Sven:OKOKOK!!!!!!!

Dare 3:^lol…

So..both of them went to a hidden jungle..

Lina:oh..Sven you bad boy..
Sven:I grow tired of waiting..
Lina:oh sven..click me baby one more time..
Sven:Insufferrable mount!
Lina:hmm..i don’t remember casting slow on you..
Sven:I grow tired of..
Lina: Maybe you should get a strategy guide..
Sven:heh..that may work..
Lina:you don’t get out much do you?
Sven:I have better things to do…
Lina:hmm.. maybe I can help you..
Sven:what is it now..
Lina:try this..for the end of the world spell..press alt+Q+Q..
Sven:*pressing slowly*alt….q….q….done!
The screen turns black and a message appears..

Message:you have left a total of 5,598,443,555,632 games..you are now banned from Battle.net,GGc,DotA,Icefrog,Friendster,Facebook,DS.com,DA.com,any DotA related topic or story and also Twitter..Thank you for playing!

Lina:hahahaha..works everytime..beware Caspian..you’re next…huahaha..

Nevermore:WTF!!NOOB SVEN LEAVER!!!
Aiustha:YES!!!oh..wait..NOOOOO!!!
Razor:*too angry that he types wrongly*WTFDG!!!SVEAN SO NOOB!!1!GDHYTRYASDVCBCJSFKITUERQWETHGCVNVKOPDSHFDBNCXVBATEYTHFGHCVNDGHFGHTYERU!!!alt+alt+alt+1234567890—908632645ty451412!!!!!!

No one ever hears from Sven anymore…

As for the rest of Razor’s team..

Lina seduced them to do the same as Sven did..INCLUDING Aiustha..ESPECIALLY Aiustha..

All of them DC-ed from the game..lol..

Razor:WTF!!!IS THAT ALL!?OMG!!!THIS IS EVEN WORST…EVEN WORST THN MY ULTI!!!!I’LL F**K U!!!

Anthdx:I didn’t even say that this is the end…I’m still going to continue the story ..
But I agree with you..your ulti is GAY!!!

Chapter Five:A new Beginning…

Icefrog:*tweaking*yes..yes…that’s it!..yesss!!!!its alive!its ALIVE!!!!!huahahahahahaha..*choke*..*pukes a chunks of hairballs*..
Icefog:aww mann….i gotta stop licking myself!!
…..
After a few versions of being afk…
Finally..the Resurection of Razor……..

Fartboi:WTF!?WhY Is MY NAME FARTBOI?!I’M FARTBO..I’M FART..I’M..AWWW MANN!!!YOU EDITED MY QUOTES TOO?!WHY THE HELL IS MY NAME FARTBOI!?
Anthdx:I didn’t..Icefrog did it to you…
FARTBOI:..THIS IS THE BIGGEST NERF THAT I HAVE EVER GOT…
Icefrog:*LOLPWNRAZORIZDEAD*!!
Fartboi:*starts to cry*
Anthdx:now look what you’ve done..first,the Four months of drought..(no new dota maps 6.60)..now,you’ve made Fartboi..i mean Razor here..crying..
Icefrog:ok..ok..i’ll change it back…shees..what a baby..
Icefrog:*tweak*…there..done..your name is back to Razor..
Razor:*stops crying*..
Razor stops to cry but he was still sad…
So Icefrog decided to give Razor a present on his 27th birthday..

Razor:wow..a present from Icefrog?!...i wonder what it would be…

Razor opens the box and an extremely hot burning lights of flaming thunder coming from the box comes out from the box that Razor has opened which sends out an extremely hot burning lights of flaming thunder coming from the box that Razor has just opened…which has been sent by a flying courier that was sent as a messenger by the Icefrog to send a message which is not exactly a message because it was a birthday gift but nobody cares about this and so do I..*gasping for air*…do not care about this because this was never the point of reading what you are reading of me who is reading this also…

Now..try reading that out loud 5x faster…

Back to the story…

The extremely hot burning lights of thunder coming from out of the box that Razor opened absorb into his body…
Razor:WHAAAAAAAT THEEEEEE F**KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!(his face looks like Orochi’s avatar)
After a few seconds…the burning sensation that Razor felt was gone..

Razor:wow..I..I feel powerful…much..much more powerful than I usually am…I am INVINCIBLE!!!!!!

Homer Simpsons:oh yeahhhh?!but you’re still gay!!!!
Razor:*cries*..*closes his face with his hands and starts to run sissily*..
Homer:you see that?!what a baby..ooh..donuts..mmmmrgrgrgh..

After a while..

Razor:hmm..maybe I should test my new skills…yes..that would bring the f**k to all of the haters…
Razor:huahaha..here I come!!!!

Anthdx:too bad..this chapter’ll have to end here..

Razor:aww mannnn!!!oh..well..*starts to fap*….

Chapter 6:i don’t wear glasses so I could see..the glasses wears me so it could see..

Razor was to push on the middle of the map when suddenly..

Kel’thuzad:hey Razor..i’m going to push mid also..
Razor:WTF!?i never get to solo…

Kel’thuzad:that’s okay..besides..you’re weak as shit early in the game..
Razor:no..no im not..Sad..
Kel:ooo..yes you are..and you always shit when the game starts..
Razor:ho..how’d you know?
Kel:i..got my sources..

Nevermore suddenly interrupts..
Nevermore:what?sauces?
Kel:I said sources..
Nevermore:why would you need sauces?
Kel:I SAID SOURCES!!!NOT SAUCES YOU NOOB!!!F**K YOU!!
Nevermore:whaaaat?you need sauces for noobs to f**k you?
Kel:WTFOMGROAR!!!!

Kel who was busy with nevermore suddenly realized that Razor was already on the mid lane farming like hell..
Well..almost..

Kel:OI!!!what do you think you’re doing?
Razor:what is it look like I’m doing?i’m fa..
Kel:wait..let me guess..*thinking that this was a gameshow*..you’re..faa..fabricating?
Razor:no..i was f…
Kel:wait..don’t tell me..you’re…facepalming?
Razor:I was fa…
Kel:wait..i know this…you’re farting?
Razor:*knocks his head on the ground*..
Kel:I know..you’re fapping!right?i’m right, right?
Razor:and yes you are right!!here’s a million dollars..now let’s start FARMING..
Kel:oh..yes..let us..

Suddenly..a figure came..

Balanar:Beware I live..huahahahaha..
Kel:unholy shit!!!its Michael Jackson!!!!
Balanar:*starts to dance like Michael Jackson*..
Kel:wtf?die!!*uses his frost nova*..
Balanar:*dances in slooooowwww moootttiooooonnn*
Razor:COOL!!AWESOME!!!
Kel:WTF!!Razor!!!Now’s the time to test you’re new skill!!Plasma Field now!!!!
Razor:well..here goes nothing..Plasma Field ACTIVATE!!!!

a circle of electric current rushes out of Razor’s Body and hits Balanar…
Kel:now its my turn..Frost nova!!!!

The Frost Nova hits Balanar…

Kel:still alive?!Razor!!!orbwalk him!!!
Razor:KKKKKK!!!!!

After a few hits..Balanar dies….

Kel:aww nooo…we killed Michael Jackson…T_T..
Razor:stop crying!!!you’re tears will turn into ice if you cry!!!
Kel:hmm….*gasp a load of air*…ok..i’m cool now..well..i’m always cool..

Razor:lets farm till we’re FAT!!!

Pudge:YEAH!!!FATs FTW!!!
Azgalor:YEAH!!!
Lucifer:HOHOHO!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Tide:*burps!!!!*

Razor:*speaks like a ghetto* you so fat, astronauts tought you a planet!!!

A few seconds letter..

Pandaren has pwned Razor’s ass for 250 golds..
Assist:OBAMAftw!!!

Panda:That’s for making lame fat jokes!!!

Razor respawns a minute later..
He then teleports to his lane..

There,Razor saw Kel spamming his Frost nova..

Razor:hey..won’t you get frostbites from spamming those skills?
Kel:I don’t get frost bites..I BITE FROST!!
Razor:OWTGFHQQWRADFGWE!!!
Kel:how ‘bout you?won’t you get electrocuted from spamming all of those electricity?
Razor:I don’t get electrocuted..electricity thinks I’m cute..get it?
Kel:GTWQNCZOPJAJQWQKASL:!!!!

Suddenly Atropos came..

Atropos:must..eat..now….too thin..to fight…..
Razor:AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!A GHOST!!!!!
Atropos:no I’m not dimwhit!!!i’m just hollow…
Razor:awww…if that’s the case..here..have a drink…
Atropos:*drinks*..*pukes*..WHAT IS THIS!!!!
Razor:uhh…I got it from Zeus…
Atropos:*pukes some more*..this tastes like piss!!!

Somewhere over the rainbows….uhh..i mean..somewhere in The Amazon..
Zeus:wtf?i’ve given Razor the wrong bottle…
Zeus:oh well..thats what he gets from being a fag..

Razor is so lucky, huh?

Chapter 7:T_T..Q_Q..p_q..

At the very end of early game..

Razor:pheew!!that was fun!!
Kel:what was?the you killing Atropos part?
Razor:It was an accident!!!
Kel:yeah..sure it was..just like when the time when you broke Vol’Jin’s back right?

Vol’Jin:CURSE YOU NOOB RAZOR!!!!!!!!!!
Razor:*headdesk*I TOLD YOU!!!IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!

A figure came..

Mirana:WARRIORS OF THE NIGHT!!!THIS IS THE HOUR OF THE SCOURGE!!
Mirana:Wait..that doesn’t seem right..oh yeah..
Mirana:THIS IS THE HOUR OF THE SENTINELS!!!TREANTS,DRUIDS!!CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!

Razor:whoa!!check ot the chick with the tiger!!
Kel:yeah..shes a hottie..i’ma hit on her..

Kel:hey there pretty lady..
Mirana:urgh!!you’re so lame!!!
Kel:baby you’re so hot I’m starting to melt..
Mirana:*ignoring*..

Mortred suddenly appears..

Mortred:Kel dear,you’re not hitting on other girls again..are you?
Kel:uhh..no dear..I was just uhh..hey look!!a talking cow!!

Aiustha:OMG!!!ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!WHERE IS THIS F**KING COW!!
Aiushta:WHY DOES THIS KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME!!!

\->F3lix<-/:*FACEPALM HAAARD!!!*

Mirana:*lets out an evil smile that was even eviler than the Lich King’s evil smile which is not quite evil if compared to Mirana’s evil smile which she just did that was eviler than the Lich king’s evil smile*..

Mirana:Kel dear?whos this?
Kel:uhh..this is my wife..Marina..uhh..i mean Mirana..uhh..Mortred!!i mean MORTRED!!!!
Mortred:dear?!what does she mean by dear?!
Kel:uhh..uhh..
Mortred:”uuh”?!what do you mean by “uhh”?!

Mirana:Kel..why don’t you just tell her?she’s gonna find out somehow..
Mortred:yeah Kel!!why don’t you just tell me wtf is going on here?
Kel:there’s nothing going on here..its..its just..
Mortred:just what?!

Mirana:if you really wanna know,Kel and I are Dating..
Mortred:WTFKELURSOF**KINNOOB!!!!
Kel:wtf?!shes lying man!!!

Mirana:do you remember the time when we first did it Kel?you were really hard and cold…
Mirana:but when you looked at me, you became hot and hard..and I mean..REALLY REALLY HARD!!!!

Kel:OMGWTF!!!WE’VE NEVER EVEN..
Mortred:oh really?and then what happened?

Mirana:well..all I can say is..Kel really knows how to handle a girl…

Mortred:*looks at Kel with a heart piercing,backstabbing,ice melting,OMGWTFIZRONGWITYOU eyes*..
Kel:uhh..honey?i can explain..*gulp*..

Mortred:aww..its okay Kel..lets just take a deep breath and cool ourselves down..
Kel:you..yuo’re not mad?
Mortred:of course not dear..now lets go home..i’ll cook you dinner..
Kel:but..but..i have to finish my task..
Mortred: :*looks at Kel with a heart piercing,backstabbing,ice melting,OMGWTFIZRONGWITYOU eyes..again*
Kel:uhh..yes honey..lets go now..
Mortred:*smile..trying to look cute*c’mon..lets take a shortcut in the forest..
Kel:uhh..okay?

After a few minutes in the forest..

THE ANGRY SUPER DUPER MEGA HYPER ULTRA MORTRED HAS PAWNED KEL THE PUSSY’S HEAD FOR 250G!

A short while after that..

Lich King:hmm..i can’t seem to sense where Kel is..

The Lich King can’t seem to sense where Kel is..

Lich King:hmm..maybe I should try harder..

The Lich King thinks he should try harder..

LichK:hmm..nope..can’t find him..maybe I should summon other heroes to battle the ancient..

The Lich King thinks that he should summon other heroes to battle the ancient..

LichK:WTF?!

The Lich King says WTF?!

LichK:STOP COPYING ME!!!

The Lich King just said stop copying me..in CAPS..

LichK:*FACEPALM*..

The Lich King just facepalmed..

LichK:ISAIDSTOPCOPYINGMEYOUFKINNOOB!!ILLFKYOURASSFROMYOURFRONT!!!
The Lich King is on a nerd rage..
And now..he is feeding the enemy..
Aaaand…the Lich King has left the game..

Aaaand that’s chapter 7..

Chapter 8:we’ve got our own group!!

Well..in the early mid part of the game..

After Kel’s Death and the leaving of Lich king..

The Techies was spawned to fight for the Scourge..

Techies:WTF?!not again..why do I have to always fight in the bad side..i’m a good guy for crying out loud!!

Akasha:hey tech..i got a job for you..plant all of yar bombs near the runes..hehehe..
Tech:yeah sure..whatever you say..

And then Tech plants all of his bombs near the rune…

Akasha:good boy..here’s a cookie..*throws a cookie*

Just as Tech was about to grab the cookie..
Some purple dog jumps and eats the cookie..while landing, the purple dog managed to score a 180 ollie nosegrab and an emotional nosegrind combo..

Tony Hawk:O_O..WTF?!

So Akasha went luring enemies to fall into her trap..

Tech:*AHEM*..you mean..MY trap..

Uhh..yes..YOUR trap..

Akasha then sees Razor roaming in the jungle near the bomb..

Razor:WTF is Kel?!

Kelizdead:OMG!!outdated noob!!!

So Akasha went..

Akasha:psst!!!!PSSST!!

But Razor didn’t hear her psst-ing..

So she cast the Scream of Pain..

Akasha:AAAAAARGH!!!!*obviously…she was screaming her throats out*

Razor:WTF is that!?OMG!!it almost gave me a heart attack..

Akasha:HERE U STUPID NOOB!!

Dark 3:Stupid noob?that’s weak man..
Anthdx:lol..don’t blame her..she’s all int but no str..if u know what I mean..
Dark 3:I don’t..
Crackzaa:I don’t get it either..
Anthdx:-_-..nevermind..

Nevermore who was spectating the game with Na’ix suddenly says ..

Nevermore:WHAAATTT?!
Na’ix:*shocked by the sudden screaming*WTFOMGWHATT!!!!??
Nevermore:WHAT?!
Naix:WHAT?!
Nevermore:WHAT WHAT?!
Naix:WHAT are you WHATing for?
Nevermore:I think I heard someone calling my name..DID YOU CALL MY NAME?
Naix:no I didn’t..and stop with the capsing..you’re the one with hearing problems..
Nevermore:WHAT?YOU HAVE HEARING PROBLEMS TOO?

Everyone from DS.com:*FACEPALM*

Anthdx:KingV..facepalm please..
KingV:facepalm?what is that?
Anthdx:OMG!!!!USE THE SEARCH TOOL!!
KingV:search tool?we have a search tool in DS?

Silencer:OMG!!!SILENCE!!!GET BACK TO THE F**KING STORY ALREADY!!!

Oh yeah..and Razor saw Akasha and HE WILL THINK that she was a hottie..

Razor:WOW!!A HOTTIE!!

See..i told you..

Razor went on near Akasha..but just as he was near enough..Akasha disappears..

and then she shows only a glance of her to Razor..

Razor:oh there you are..come here you…

Akasha:UGH!!NO WAY!!

Akasha disappears again..

Showing only a glance of her to razor..

SINclare21:you said that twice already..
Anthdx:oh yeah..nevermind that..

Nevermore:WHAAAAAT!!!!
Silencer:OMG!!SHUT UP!!!!!*casts Global Silence*..

So..Razor chase Akasha until they reached the river..

Akasha appears near the rune and said..

Akasha:END MY TORMENT!!!*casts Sonic Wave*..
Razor:oh I’ll end your torment alright..

As soon as Razor gets near to Akasha..
She PM’d Tech..

Akasha:blow the bomb!!!!

Tech:OKOK!!!
Tech:OMG!THERE ARE THREE BUTTONS HERE!!OMG!!WHAT TO PRESS!?

The first button shows a dead group of techies..
The second button shows a naked pic of Furion..
The third button shows a “press to blow the bomb” sentence..

Tech:OMG!!NO TIME TO THINK!!!NO TIME TO UNCAPS ALSO!!
Tech:*closes his eyes and accindentally pressed the “press to blow the bomb” button*..

BOOOOOM BOOOOOM POWWWWWW!!!!

Razor:WTF?!?!?!?
Tech:OMGWTFAKASHA!?!?!?!?!?
Akasha:OMG!!!HE’S IMMORTAL!!!

Tech:AKASHA YOU A**HOLE!!!RAZOR IS OUR ALLY YOU F**KING NOOB!!!

And so everyone from all corners of the map flamed Akasha..

The Neutral creeps were very angry that they decided to gank on her..
The ganking happened for only one seconds..
Silencer who was also angry at Akasha silenced her to avoid her from blinking..lololololol…

Crackzaa:meh..not that funny..
Silencer:SILENCE!!!
Dark 3:haha..pwned!!
Silencer:SILENCE!!
Dark 3:what the..
Silencer:SILENCE I SAY!!!DO NOT TALK IN THE LIBRARY!!!

And then Unkn0wn came and points at a sign at the wall..

TehSignOnTheWall:DO NOT SCREAM IN THE LIBRARY!!SCREAMING WILL RESULT IN LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS!!

Silencer:HAH!!I’M AN INT HERO!!I GOT LOTS OF BRAIN CELLS!!
TehSignOnTheWall:LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS GOES DOUBLE FOR INT-TYPE HEROES..AND GOES TRIPLE FOR A MAN CALLED SILENCER!!

Silencer:*shuts his mouth and goes away to hit hiself in the head*..

Dark 3 and Crackzaa:HAHA!!!PAWNED!!!

………………

After a few seconds..a new hero was spawned..

Skeleton King:*yawns*I’m awake..i’m awake..
Syllabear:WTF!!NOOB QUOTE RIP-OFF!!!

Skelt:oh look..the throne is empty..hehehe..its my time to rule the world!!!

Suddenly..a portal opens and a figure appears..

Ichigo:There you are Espada!!!
Skelt:ahhhhh!!*screams like a little girl*..its Ichigo from FoC!!
Ichigo:WTF!!prepare to die!!!
Ichigo:Zangetsu!!!
Skelt:WTF!!ULTI ALREADY?!
Ichigo:TENSA ZANGETSU!!!!

Skelt:aargh!!!nooo!!!*dies*..

Ichigo:wow..that was quick!i tought -1 Espadas are the strongest!!!
Skelt:MWAHAHAHA!!!ITS NOT OVER YET!!!I’M STILL HERE!!!
Skelt:I’M Visored!!!!
Ichigo:no you’re not..you’re just one of those posers again..
Skelt:what other posers..i’m the only one with reincarnation skills…
Ichigo:ugh..nevermind..

Nevermore:WHAAAAT!!!!!???
Everyone on DS.com:SHUUUTTT UUUUPPPP!!!!!

Chapter 9:Here Comes The Bunnies..I mean..Pain!!

Still at the early-mid game..
Still at the early-mid game..
Still at the early-mid game..

Silencer:STOP SPAMMING!!!!

Uhh..right…

As I was saying..
Our protagonist is..

Razor:Take this!!and THAT!!AND THIS AND THAT!!!DIE!!!
Tech:farm..farm..farm..is that all you know?
Razor:Stop bothering me!!i’m trying to gain weight!!!
Tech:ugh!!whatever..

And then some guy with three balls came near them and started spamming his spells..

SomeGuyWithThreeBalls:I’ll kill all of you!!!MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tech:Security!!take this imba moron out of here!!

Strygwyr:yes sir!!right away sir!!
Strygwyr:wait a minute!!why am I the security?!

Anthdx:because I said so…

Strygwyr:oh..ok…lalalalala..*takes the ThreeballGuy and hops like a little girl..hopping away to neverland*

Balanar:YES!!MORE KIDS!!MWAHAHAHA!!

\->F3lix<-/:you..do know that he got three balls right?

Balanar:uugh!!nevermind..i’ll just eat him..

Nevermore:…

\->F3lix<-/:*whispering to Nevermore’s ear*..shut up..or I’ll kill you..
Nevermore:WTF?!you just licked my ear!!
\->F3lix<-/:no I didn’t!!my tongue slipped out of my mouth..
Nevermore:you’re so eeewwwwy!!!
Naix:ewwy?mannn that’s gay!!

Naix was disgusted by Nevermore so he decided to leave the base and start jungling..
AND NOBODY WILL KNOW THAT HE IS JUNGLING!REPEAT!!

Naix:and nobody will know that I am jungling..

Not you IDIOT!!THEM!!!

Naix:oh..sorry..

Whatever..go jungle yourself now!!

Nevermore:wait!!why is he disgusted by me?!he was supposed to be disgusted by \->F3lix<-/!!

Naix:why would I be disgusted by that?i wish \->F3lix<-/ would lick my ear..
Naix:mmm..tongue..mrmrmrmmrfhfhfhf..*drooling*..
\->F3lix<-/:want some tongue?i’ll give you some..

SINclare21 interrupts..

SINclare21:anthdx?your fanfic is turning gay..

Anthdx:WHO CARES!!I DON’T GIVE A HECK ABOUT THIS FANFIC!!

EveryoneThatReadsMyFanfic:you..you don’t?*starts crying*

Anthdx:lol..jk..don’t cry..here’s a cookie..and I’ll fix the fanfic ok?

EveryoneThatReadsMyFanfic:*stops crying*okay..*smiles*..oohh..cookie!!munch munch munch!!

Silencer:*stops fapping*..WHAT?!they’re gay?!what am I supposed to do with this hard-on then?

And for the first time..Silencer used his brain..

Silencer:yes!i shall post this question on DS!

And unfortunately..he failed in making use of his brain..

So Siliencer posted a thread in DS and in a couple of seconds..

KingV:OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS!!

And soon after that,everyone posted the same thing!!

Troll warlord:WTF?!NOT ANOTHER TROLL!!I WISH ALL OF THEM A PAINFUL DEATH!

Silencer:you’re a troll yourself!
Troll:oh great..now we have racist too?
Silencer:who are you calling racist?!
Troll:YOU!!YOU’RE THE RACIST!!F**KING NOOB GAY!!
Silencer:YOU’RE A RACIST YOURSELF!!
Troll:WHAT!SAYING GAY IS RACIST?GAY IS NOT A RACE!!ITS A..uhh..what do you call them?

Crackzaa:lifestyle?

Troll:YEAH!ITS A LIFESTYLE!!
Silencer:WHATEVER!THAT DOESN’T MEAN…

Yukino:shut up please..or face the wrath of the Mods!!
Caspian:oops..no need to warn them..i’ve “accidentally” banned both of them..

After realizing that they were banned,both Troll and Silencer went back to the game via the alt+tab combo..

Troll:look what you’ve done!!
Silencer:WHAT?!its your fault!!
Troll:my fault?you’re the one who was being a racist!*pushes Silencer*
Silencer:well its not my fault that you’re a troll!!*pushes Troll back*

And both of them started fighting..
They were so busy fighting that they didn’t realize that some small green guy wo was talking backward was spying on them..

And when they were 2/3 dead..he jumps and killed both of them..
And then a couple of thunder strucks the body of the two..

Zeus:OMG!!KSEDBYYODAAGAIN!!
Yoda:OH YEAH!!!MWAHAHAHA!!

\->F3lix<-/:OMG!!NOOBSILENCER!!EVENNOOBERTROLL!!!.......

After raging for a few minutes.. \->F3lix<-/ finally came to his senses..

\->F3lix<-/:THAT’S IT!!I’ll bribe anthdx so I can get into ths retarded fanfic..

And \->F3lix<-/ bribed me and gets himself into an unimaginably retarded fanfic..

\->F3lix<-/:YES!I’m in!

There.. \->F3lix<-/(D K) finds himself laning with a pro Kser called sloonzz(dwarven sniper)..

\->F3lix<-/:alright..follow my lead..
sloonzz:tch!!no way man!!sloonzz takes no orders from anyone except from sloonzz himself!!

\->F3lix<-/:whatever..just start pushing already!
Sloonzz:YESSIR!!RIGHT AWAY SIR!!

*Sloonzz:wanna see a trick?
*\->F3lix<-/:NO!!

(*sloonzz’s and \->F3lix<-/’s name will be named as the hero they are using)

Dwarven:wanna see a trick?
DK:NO!!
Dwarven:ok.here I go!!

Dwarven jumps to a tree and uses his ulti to shoot at the necromancer..

Dwarven:nice huh?bet you can’t do that!

Dare18 suddenly appears..

Dare18:I can do better that that!!

So Dare took out a rock and tossed it in the air..he shoots the rock and suddenly it morphs into Tiny..

Tiny:who dares disturb my sleep?!

Dare18:he did!*points at sloonzz*

Dwarven:WTF!?

Tiny:*tosses Dwarven*..

Dwarven:*in the air*PUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

DK:nice one!!
Dare:hehe..*lets out a blue mist and disappears*

Dwarven:OMG!!I’M GONNA DIE!!
And then another Tiny spawns near the landing point of Dwarven..

Tiny:uh’oh!!*takes his tennis racket and hits Dwarven*

Dwarven:WTF!!NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!

And Dwarven lands on Roshan..

And a messange appears..

SOME MAPHACKING NOOB CALLED SLOONZZ HAS ACQUIRED THE AEGIS!

Dwarven:oh yeah!!now this is what I’m talking about!!

And so Dwarven went back to DK who was being harassed by Techies and Leoric!

DK:there you are!!where have you been!?come here and carry me!!
Dwarven:KKKK!!!

And soon..they both managed to win the lane..

Tech:BB!!gank them from behind!!
Leoric:right!
Tech:no!BEHIND!
Leoric:right, sir!
Tech:OMG!I SAID BEHIND!
Leoric:yes sir!right away sir!
TECH:OMWTF!?I SAID WE’LL GANK THEM FROM BEHINDDDD!!!
Leoric:uhh..right?
Tech:*HEADDESK*!!!!lets just go!!

And so Tech plants two mines,a remoes and a stunner..
And on top of that, he drops a GG branch..

DK saw tech..

DK:sir!you dropped your bran…OH SHIT!

*KAAAABOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!*

DK:OMG!100hp left!i’m so lucky!*clicks on his bottle*
DK:pheew!!good thing Zeus lended me his bottle!

Zeus:*drinks*..BLUEK!NOT AGAIN!!

Dwarven:lol..newb!!
After saying that..
A hammer drops an Dwarven’s head and stunned him..

Dwarven:OMG!!IT’S RAINING HAMMERS!!QUICK!DUCK!
Duck:QUAACK!
DK:GET BACK HERE!!!HELP ME KILL THIS TECH!AND GET THAT DUCK OUT OF HERE!!

Dwarven:oh right!shoot to kill!!!

and another hammer drops on DK’s head..which stunned him..ofc..

DK:there’s no way I’m gonna survive this..oh look..an illus rune!

DK:*takes the rune*..
DK:DWARVEN!!CHANGE OF PLANS!!
Dwarven:WHAT PLAN!?

DK:MINDGAME!!USE YOUR SECRET WEAPON NOW!!
Dwarven:heh..it’s about time..

Dwarven:*took out a donkey mask and wears a tutu*lalalala..i have four biscuit,and I ate one..
Dwarven:now I only have three biscuits..lalalalala..*runs to the top sentinel tower*

Tech:WTF WAS THAT?!
Leoric:I dunno..but its sexy!
Tech:*slaps Leoric’s head*KILL IT!NOW!
Leoric:yes sir!

Tech was so annoyed by the stupidity of Dwarven that he decided to chase him to death..

Tech:I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF!!
Tech and Leoric only realized that they were pulled to the second tower when it was too late..

Tech:OMG!!BB NOW!!

Dwarven:too late..MWAHAHA!

*BANG*

One shot and Techies is dead!

DK:my turn..mwahaha!!*turns into a green dragon*
DK:TAKE THIS!*stuns Leoric*…
DK:*BREATH FIRE*..
Leoric:WTF?!SOLO COMBO!LOLOL!!YOU’RE OUT OF MANA!!

DK:oh really?*clicks and two dragon appears*meet my other two friends..
Leoric:OMG!I’MDEAD!!RUN!

Due to DK’s awesome microing skill..his dragon illus managed to block Leoric’s path..

And after a few seconds of orb-walking,Leoric was dead!

DK:OH YEAH!!!THATS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!

Shortly after that..DK brags about his awesome microing skills to everyone!!

Chapter 10:woot?chapter 10 already?

At last..we are in the mid game..

Razor:Nevermore!!got your Lothars?

Nevermore:oh shit!i forgot about it..can you help me take it pls?

Razor:huh..fine..

….

Razor:what does it look like?
Nevermore:I think it looks like a banana..oh..wait..thats Terrorblade’s..
Nevermore:I think it looks like an axe..
Razor:THERE ARE MANY AXES IN HERE!!
Nevermore:oh yeah..if you click on it..you’ll turn invisible..
Razor:here it is..

…

Razor:there you go..read the precautions first before you use it..

Nevermore:ok..it says..

Precautions:Do not overuse this item.Overuse may cause vomiting,diarrhea,loss of eyesight,loss of brain cells,loss of brain cells,did you see loss of brain cells twice?,that means you are losing you're brain cells..,pimples blow up,reverse peristalsis of your digestive system which will result in vomiting..again..(the rest is blocked by Nevermore’s hand)

Nevermore:done..*uses lothars to gain ms*..
Razor:wait for me!
Nevermore:no way..this thing only lasts for 9 second!

….

Razor:ok..now our mission is to gank on Mirana..
Nevermore:*lothars buff on cd*whaat?cant hear you!
Razor:wtf?let me see that thing..

Precautions:overuse may also cause loss of hearing..

Razor:WTF?!stupid item!

Warning:flaming on Lothars will cause the flamer to get struck by lightning..

Razor:uhh..did I say stupid?i mean..great! LOTHAR’S EDGE IS THE GREATEST ITEM IN THE WORLD!!

Warning:trying to kiss Lothar’s ass will cause cancer!!

Razor:WTF!?

Nevermore:GIVE ME THAT!!THIS IS MY PRECIOUS!!
Razor:take it..it’ll only bring misery to me..

Razor:there she is..we’ll gank her when she’s near our tower..
Nevermore:what?she’s near our tower?lets get em!

Razor:no!!NOT YET MORON!!
Nevermore:take this mirana!!

Mirana:how’d you know my name?!
Razor:faceBook..

Nevermore:*lothars*..lalalalala..feel my Requiem of Souls!!

And in an instant,Mirana’s hp fell to 300..

Razor:*Plasma Field*..

And Mirana’s hp fell to 97..

Mirana:cant..die..yet..must..fulfill..Captain Tesca’..tasks….

And suddenly her body shines and she gains her hp back..

Chen:next time, bring a bottle!!!
Mirana:yeah..whatever…

And Ratster came…

Ratster:WTF?!IT’S RHASTA!RHASTA!

Uhh..yes ofc..

And Rhasta came..

Rhasta:Mirana!lemme help you..

Mirana:ok..disable them pls..
Rhasta:no problem!
And Rhasta tried to hex Razor into a frog..but failed..he misclicked the necromancer..lol..

Rhasta:shit!!well..Guinsoo then..and he turns Razor into a chicken..

Shortly after that,Rhasta started to do his Chicken Dance..

Rhasta:wtf am I dancing?!Mirana!Starfall now!!
Mirana:right!*Starfall*..
Mirana:*singing*Twinkle twinkle little star..how I wonder what you are..like a diamond in the sky..up above the world so high..

Razor:WTF ARE THEY SINGING?!

Icefrog:READ the changelogs!!

Razor reads the changelogs and it says..

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Changelogs:Rhasta will start to do the Chicken Dance once he Guinsoos a hero.
Mirana will start to sing once she casts Starfall.

DON’T SEND ME ANY BUGS!I HATE THEM!
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Razor:WTF!?this game is retarded!
Razor:and ths fanfic is even more retarded!

Mirana:like a diamond in the sky..twinkle twinkle little star..how I wonder what you are!

Mirana: When the blazing sun is gone,When there's nothing he shines upon,Then you,show your little light,Twinkle, twinkle, through the night.Twinkle, twinkle, little star,How I wonder what you are!

Razor:*yawns*huaaa..so sleepy..
Rhasta:*already sleeping*..
Nevermore:*drooling already*..

Mirana: In the dark blue sky so deep,Through my curtains often peep..For you never close your eyes..’Til the morning sun does rise...Twinkle, twinkle, little star..How I wonder what you are..

Razor:*takes a pillow and sleeps*..

Mirana: Twinkle, twinkle, little star..How I wonder...*yawns*..what you are …*ZZZ*

Chapter 11:part 2 of chapter 10 which is supposed to be part 1 of the story but since I write spontaneously,the part 1 is not written in chapter 10 because I write spontaneously..and this is part 2 of the 2 parts of the story but this shouldn’t be chapter 11 that it is..its supposed to be chapter 10 part 2 ..but because I write spontaneously,this is going to be chapter 11..which is the second part..of the two part..of the story…and there wou-..

MinionsfromNecrobook:Daddy..daddy!Anthdx is talking shit again..
Warlock:don’t worry kids!I’ll put an end to this right now!*casts Shadow Word on ME*

…

anthdx:oh..right..the story..

Razor:*wakes up*huaa…wtf?i pissed myself again!
Razor:and that was some dream..Chen getting wild in the bed?OMG!!
Chen:who says it was a dream?*undresses himself slowly while trying to look sexy*
Chen:oops..dropped my underwear..
Razor:AAAAAAH!!

Razor:*wakes up*OMG!i thought that was real..*checks his pants*phew!good thing I didn’t pee my self..
Chen:you did..but I “cleaned” them for you..
Razor:this is a dream..this is a dream..this is a dream..*pinches his butt*
Chen:ooh..will you do that to me?
anthdx:OK!
Chen:not you!I was talking to Razor!
Razor:SOMEBODY SAVE MEEEE!!!
Chen:baby..dont be afraid..just open your eyes..i’ll be nice..
Razor:*opens his eyes and sees Chen..NAKED!!*
Razor:AAAARGHHHHH!!!MY EYES!!IT BURNS!!IT BURNS!!!

Razor:*wakes up..again*a dream?f**k this!!
Chen:no its not..i’m still here..
Razor:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Atropos:that’s for making me drink piss!!

Chen:*wakes up*OMG!some dreams..
Razor:*wakes up*NO!I DON’T WAN TO OPEN MY EYES!ITS BETTER TO CLOSE THEM!!
Razor:I AM NEVER GOING TO SLEEP AGAIN!!
Anthdx:if you close your eyes,you’re going to fall asleep again..
Razor:no way am I going to sleep again!*opens his eyes*..

Razor:WTF?they’re still asleep?this is a chance to destroy them..mwahahaha..
Razor:Nevermore!wake up!hey!wake up!
Nevermore:NO!NO!THE BUNNIES ARE COMING!THE BUNNIES ARE COMING!
Razor:*slaps Nevermore’s head*SHUT UP!STUPID!
Nevermore:huh?what?oh..right..
Razor:right..now..we’ll..

As Razor was talking about his plans to Nevermore..
At the Sentinel Base..

Furion::ugh!why the f**k do I have to defend this tree?!I should’ve cut it long ago and sell it for some gold!
Roofy:to be honest with you..I don’t think that tree will even have a chance against the Lich King..
Furion:yeah..once he gets out of his Ice Throne,he’ll own that tree like it was nothing!

And for some reason..the Tree grows an arm and grabs on Furion and Roofy..

Roofy:AAAAHH!MOMMY!
TehTree:time to meet your makers!
Furion:wait!as an enchanted tree,you shall fulfil our last wish before you eat us!
TehTree:fine!i’ll grant you two wishes!
Roofy:make that four wishes!
TehTree:three!
Roofy:TWO!TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!
TehTree:WTF?!FINE!
Furion:*FACEPALM*
TehTree:what are your wishes?
Roofy:shit!we have two wishes?i wish I knew that earlier..
TehTree:there!you got your wish!
Furion:*slaps Roofy’s mouth*SHUT UP!
TehTree:now..what is your wish!
Furion:hah!i got a wish that would make you not eat us!
Furion:I WISH YOU ARE A VEGETARIAN!
TehTree:Done!

And the Tree opens his mouth and swalloed Furion and Roofy whole!

TehTree:noob Furion!don’t you know that you’re made of plants!

Back to Razor..

Razor:right!do you know what you are going to do?
Nevermore:YES!
Razor:what are you supposed to do then?
Nevermore:I have..nooo idea..
Razor:huh..neither did I..lets just get the both of them..

Razor:Nevermore!get in position!
Nevermore:ok!I’m in position!
Razor:Right then!GO GO GO!

And five guys came rushing forward with their M4A1s and starts to shoot at Mirana and Rhasta..

Cs|fighter:Flashbang!now!
Cs|bomberman:ok!*throws flashbang*
Cs|snip:one dead!!
Cs|luck:one to go!
Cs|Prosnipe:BANG!hes dead!

Razor:WHAT IN F**KING HELL JUST HAPPENED!?

Cs|fighter:oh shit..wrong game..sorry
Cs|fighter:TEAM,FALL BACK!
Cs|bomberman:Roger!
Cs|snip:roger!
Cs|luck:roger that!
Cs|Prosnipe:who the heck is Roger?!

Razor:oh well..at least we got the exp needed..
Razor:NEVERMORE!lets go!
Nevermore:lalalalalala..bruut..buruuut..I like to lick cow butts!lalalalalalala..
Razor:Nevermore!you’re using that Lothar’s Edge again didn’t you!?
Nevermore:SSSHH!!they’ll hear us!
Razor:who’s they?!
Nevermore:the zergs!..they’ll hear us!SHHH!

And a wave of creeps passed them..

Nevermore:OMG!its the zergs!quick!close your eyes so they can’t see us!
Razor:*facepalm*
Razor:that’s it!you’re going home!*clicks on Nevermore and TP’s him back to base*

Nevermore:*opens his eyes*huh?whe..where am I?ziggurats?boneyards?OMG!I’VE BEEN CAPTURED BY THE zergs!

Everyone on Ds begins their facepalming spree after reading that..

Suddenly..from out of nowhere..a beautiful yet terrifying scream..screamed..

VoiceFromOutOfNowhere:……what!why are you looking at me!?
Anthdx:SCREAM MORON!
VoiceFromOutOfNowhere:oh..AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Nevermore:what the f**k is that!?
VoiceFromOutOfNowhere:follow the voiceeeee….
Nevermore:ok!*heads left*
VoiceFromOutOfNowhere:no!go to your right!
Nevermore:my right or your right?
VoiceFromOutOfNowhere:WE HAVE THE SAME RIGHT!STUPID!
Nevermore:oh..ok..*heads right*

Nevermore:how long do I have to walk?..i’m so tired..and my legs hurt..i’m so hungry..
VoiceFromOutOfNowhere:QUIT WHINING1YOU’RE ALMOST THERE!
VoiceFromOutOfNowhere::keep walking..thats it..just another step..and..you’re there!stop!you’re there!

There..Nevermore sees a tomb..and on that tomb was his wife’s name..
Akasha..and under that was an engraved marking saying..Made By Dirge’s Undying Tomb Factory..

Nevermore:why!oh why!my dear..what has happened to you?
Akasha:I was..wtfpwn by the neutral creeps..
Nevermore:why didn’t you blink away from the battle?
Akasha:are you stupid or something?!it was hell out there!HELL I TELL YOU!
Akasha:good thing I have this Aegis..
Nevermore:Aegis?you have an Aegis?but you can’t..’cause sloonzz have it..
Akasha:Roshan is giving free Aegis to everyone you moron!he’s trying to do good before he retires..

Akasha:but for some stupid reason..he gave me this stupid broken one!
Akasha:and now I can’t even revive myself!
Nevermore:did you read the manual?
Akasha:no..*read..*YES!!
Nevermore:let me see..it says that this Aegis that you are using is a limited Edition one..
Nevermore:and it also said that you’ll need 30 souls to bring the user back to life..
Nevermore:where the heck are we going to find that many souls!?
Akasha:whay don’t you use your brain and START PRESSING R!!
Nevermore:uhh..ok..*R*

The souls that were released from Nevermore dissipates into the tomb and a dark light shines upon the tomb and…..nothing…nothing happened..
Nevermore went near the tomb and touched it..and it turns into dusts…

Nevermore:NOOOOOOO!!*runs into his room and covers his head with a pillow and cries like a spoilt brat*

The cry was soooo amazingly annoying that I decided to not show it in this fanfic..

Meanwhile at the forest..

Akasha:aahh..the great outdoors..
Aiustha:WTF?!

Akasha:VENGEANCE IS MINE!
Akasha:there you are centaurs!I’ll kill you all!!
Akasha:*casts every spell that shes got onto the centaurs*
Akasha:mess with the Queen and you’ll die!

And to show off her mojo,she casted Scream of Pain..just to show off her mojo..

A chicken passed her..

Chicken:shit!its the Queen!RUN!!!

Akasha who is out of control by now killed the chicken..

Chicken:nooooo!x_x dead*
Akasha:MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

And from out of nowhere..a group of chicken surrounded her..
With a sadistical smile..they punished her with their lvl5 Dagons..

7deadlyChicks:DON’T EVER MESS WITH THE COURIERS!

SINclare21:AKASHA YOU WHORE!!!THATS IT!I’M GOING IN!

Just as SINclare21 was going to pick Twin headed Dragon..
His cat pukes a chunk of hairball making him to misclicked at Rexxar..

Rexxar:watch and learn noobs!

And Rexxar went to the mid lane..
Upon seeing Rexxar.Nevermore quickly cast his Shadowraze..

Yes..i know..Nevermore was supposed to be in his bed right?
But on his way to bed..he fell and accidentally pressed his scroll and TPed himself here..

Rexxar:is that all you’ve got?!HAHAHA!its my turn now!*cast Wild Axes*

But instead of throwing his axes..he threw his pants to Nevermore’s face..

Nevermore:WTF?!WHAT IS THIS!I’M BLIND!I’M BLIND!
Rexxar:oh shit..sorry..
Rexxar:*casts Call of the Wild*I call the wild!

And a pig came out and starts attacking Nevermore..

Nevermore:f**k!no way am I going to surveive this!i’ma back a little bit..

Just as Nevermore turned..

A cat jumped on the table and pressed R just as SINclare21 left-clicked on Nevermore to check his inventory…
And Rexxar casts his ulti and Nevermore is DEAD!!!!

The cat looked straight at SINclare21’s eyes and said..

Cat:I ANSWER THE CALL!!

after Nevermore’s death..some guy named backbone decided to join in this retarded story..
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