Betrayal

Betrayal

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:50 pm

Rooftrellen the Treant Protector joined sides with the Scourge after a quarrel with the World Tree.

This is how it went.

Rooftrellen: But why me? Why am I cursed to be this walking piece of wood and leaves? Why can I not be like the regular Treant Protectors, guarding our base and hurling boulders? If I was one of them, the scourge will surely lose due to us having an extra tower!

WT: You talk too much and have bad odor. 'Nuff said. Btw the the treants told me that.

TP: I'M JOINING THE SCOURGE FOR THIS!







Meanwhile at the scourge base, Rooftrellen talked to the Frozen Throne.



TP: May I--

Frozen Throne: Your odor is welcomed. Yes you may joined.

TP: *sniffs self*

Frozen Throne: The war is now going to commence...I shall call forth you, Lucifer and Krobelus to protect me and destroy the World Tree. Likewise, they have chosen Raigor, Rylai Bigbreasts and the Centaur Warchief to protect the World Tree, and to destroy me.

TP: F'in world tree deserves this.

Lucifer: Something tells me we're gonna get along just fine.

Krobelus: I agree.







During the war.

TP: Krobelus, here's some extra armor! *casts living armor*

Krobelus: Thanks. Now let's show these guys what we're made of.

(at the same lane they are in, they encounter Rylai and Bradwarden)

Rylai: You ready for some ice? *casts frost nova on Rooftrellen*

TP: Your silly cold spells won't work on me sister.

Krobelus: Now, this is for trying to budge the newest scourge member! *casts carrion swarm*

Rylai: Wait...carrions? (the carrions swarm around rylai and nip on her clothing) EEEEK!!

Bradwarden: *stares at Rylai, nearly nude from the swarm of carrions*

TP: Now's my chance! *casts overgrowth*

Bradwarden: I'm stuck.

Rylai: Me too.

Bradwarden: *stares*

(at this time, Rylai and Bradwarden were killed by Krobelus, and out of nowhere, Raigor teleported next to TP)

Raigor: YOU'RE MINE! *grabs hold of Rooftrellen and teleports to bottom sentinel tower with him*

(in the background is the scorched earth)

TP: What is this place?

Raigor: The place that burned a hole down my ass! Now...*pushes TP to the fire*

TP: NOOOOO!!! *gets burned*

Mysterious voice: Well done...give me the remains.

Raigor: Just don't hurt me.

(Krobelus was watching from the distance)





After seeing what happened, Krobelus pushed hard the defenses of the Sentinel base and was about to destroy the World Tree when he saw Lucifer.

Krobelus: WHY?

Lucifer: What?

Krobelus: Why did you kill Rooftrellen?!

Lucifer: He was a supportive wuss anyway. And besides, I needed a toothpick, devouring druids and treants give you major toothaches!




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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:59 am

its nce on the begining, but when rooftrllen died it become "~CORNY~" ..
i laugh at bradwarden.... hes so horny
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:36 am

It happens to the most of us. (The horny thing)
At least you laughed.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:13 am

hahaha.., nce story anyway
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:58 am

yes... i think it's kinda funny...XD
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:12 pm

hahaha
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:13 pm

very funny
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:00 am

Nice I think.....
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:33 pm

fine
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:35 am

Great! I like Lucifer's reason.. Haha. Nice one
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