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Dakilang_Putok

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dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng!!

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:02 am

May isang bata na nag tanong sa tatay nya....

Arvin: tatay,sino po mas masarap?? si nanay o si inday??
Tatay: syempre si inday...
Arvin: hindi naman ehh,sabi nung driver natin si nanay daw ehh...

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Mrs: Bilis dadi ung cellphone ko nahulog sa panty ko nagba-vibrate
Mr: Nung gagawin ko? Kukunin ko sa panty mo?
Mrs: Hindi kunin mo charger baka mag lowbat

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pg my ngtxt sau ng bastos.......

Ipagbigay alam sa

B.U.L.B.O.L.

Batas
Upang
Labanan ang
BAD
OffenSive
Languages....

Makiisa!!!!!!!!!!

PaLaGuIn Ang BulBol>>>>>>>>>

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Meaning of vegetables:

kalabasa: pampalinaw ng mata

talong: pampatirik ng mata

mani: pampatirik ng talong!

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Sex by profession
Doctors do it in order
DJs do it by request
Dentists do it orally
Medreps do it with samples
Nurses do it by rounds
Accountants do it without losing their balance
but call center agents are the best because they do it whenever you call..

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Read this slowly:
Sea car roll I key none tooth knee Paid Roe. The hill pooh key knee yeah cutting cat tea!!!

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--->kung gusto nyo po ng part 2 sabihin nyo lng po< ---
--->there's plenty more where that cam from!<---
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_noob28_

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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:16 am

0_o ano 2??

alam mo ba kung ano ngyari sa akin habang binabasa ko 2??
tawa ako ng tawa muntik akong naipunta sa hospital.. L.O.L

tsk,,tsk,,tsk...pang mga perv's lang to...

mabuti nalang hindi ako perv.. sige alis na me..

nasan ung pat II?? L.O.L Laughing

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Dakilang_Putok

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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:04 am

^^magpopost nlng aku ng jokes na kakatawa d green!!^^
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_noob28_

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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:51 am

yup... dont ever post green joke... XD
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TOPAK™

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:07 am

I actually lol'd.

XD
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mikorkeza

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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:53 am

TAE SOBRANG NAKAKATAWA MGA JOKES MO MAG POST KAPA MADAMI HEHEHEHEHEHE
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_noob28_

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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:05 am

@ mikorkeza - got that right... HEhehe XD
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mjs

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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:15 am

keep it up! rock on!
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_noob28_

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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:58 am

Yeah..

AGree

You Rock Dude
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Dakilang_Putok

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:48 am

ok sige!!!
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