Train crashes...

Train crashes...

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:12 pm

Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?"
Andy says, "I would switch the points for one of the trains."
"What if the lever broke?" asked the inspector.
"Then I'd dash down out of the signal box," said Andy, "and I'd use the manual lever over there."
"What if that had been struck by lightning?"
"Then," Andy continues, "I'd run back into the signal box and phone the next signal box."
"What if the phone was engaged?"
"Well in that case," persevered Andy, "I'd rush down out of the box and use the public emergency phone at the level crossing up there."
"What if that was vandalised?"
"Oh well then I'd run into the village and get my uncle Silas."
This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?"
Came the answer, "Because he's never seen a train crash."
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:45 pm

that's not funny for me im not laughing here
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:52 am

wahahahah i think it's really funny... lolz
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:17 am

Nice joke.. I think
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:23 am

thx guys
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:34 am

this is silly!
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:31 pm

nice )
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:34 am

Hahahaha!!!!


Most excellent dude!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:44 am

unholy's jokes are always pwn.

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:13 pm

Silly but funny joke. The way jokes are meant to be.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:56 pm

i liked it
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