Stupid Silly Questions in Dota

Stupid Silly Questions in Dota

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:11 am

1. How come heroes with no feet get to wear boots?
2. How come Morphing doesn't drop items when it uses Waveform?
3. How come Morphling can be set on fire?
4. How come heroes never get tired of running around day and night?
5. How come heroes never run out of ammo, arrows, spears, glaives, axes, etc.?
6. How come some heroes never stink even if they don't change their clothes?
7. How do heroes the size of Rikimaru eat whole tress?
8. How come heroes never get burned when their very near the bonfire?
9. How come assassins like Anub'arak, Rikimaru, Mortred can't Assassinate?
10. Who is more faceless, Darkterror or Nevermore?

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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:54 am

i only have smiles actually i make jokes for your smiles but i am a very serious guy in real
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:05 am

because DotA., as with most games are., is not based on reality...
>_<

lolz
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:25 am

i have one too...


bakit si Brood mama isa lang ang binibiling boots of speed?


anyways nice joke
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:28 am

11. In heroes like Ezalor, Chaos Knight, Abaddon, who gets to wear the boots the rider or the steed?
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:39 am

the two of them... lol
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:27 pm

Another one, If you use Lich on the Sentinel side, wy does he attack the Frozen Throne and say for the Lich King's name???
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:14 pm

uhmm, How come anyone lives when you already are hit in the head with a bullet!!!! (kardel's headshot)
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:25 pm

Goblin Techies is composed of 3 goblins(check his story and appearance) How come their only named Squee and Spleen?
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:38 pm

how come i'm weak?
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:13 am

dunno...
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:19 am

me 2 i dunno..
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:24 am

me too i dunno why unholy is weak
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:30 am

ahem... if i'm weak and noobish, you're weaker and noobier, you seldom win against me.. :p
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:59 am

Oho.!... replays are a must for this type of language... hehehehehe

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