"THE HITLER JOKE!" (you'll love this joke!)

"THE HITLER JOKE!" (you'll love this joke!)

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:30 am

Ok when hitler went to hell satan said pick your pinishment. Since you killed a lot of people I will let you pick 1 out of these 3 things and if youre done the demons are going to insert that thing that you picked up your AS* of all entenity.So hitler said ok.(and satan showed him the things that he will pick)Theres a Pineapple a watermellon and a bee and satan said ok hitler PICK!.So hitler said "I pick the bee!"since its small anyway it wont hurt my AS*.So satan said ok thats you pick ok demons get me JOLYBEE! so jolybee is SHOVED UP HITLERS AS* of all enternity! hahaha
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:38 am

Jolybee?
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:51 am

Ummm.. Jollibee is a fast food chain from the Philippines. It is also the name of the mascot.

You can see Jolibee here: http://rebelpixel.com/photos/ipap-photos/jollibee.2004_0208_171409.jpg
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:45 am

He is a mascot of a famous fast food chain in the Phil.He is like our ronald Mcdonald (basically Jolybee is a BIG BEE so thats the joke)read it again and now you can get the joke
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:51 pm

Is that Joly mass murderer or someting??? Is that punishment for a Hitler,or that poor Jolybee???
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:07 pm

Hahaha. I've seen jollybee! It's really suitable for the 79th DotA hero. It's ultimate spell is 'jolly strike' or 'as# sting' ? ^_^

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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:12 am

http://rebelpixel.com/photos/ipap-photos/jollibee.2004_0208_171409.jpg
Pic of Jollybee

Jollybee is actually a hero on War of the Philippine Heroes (check downloads section)
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:00 pm

When i was a kid i used to punch that Jollibee mascot at the his food chain. He always dance around like a stupid clown.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:44 pm

I know a different version of that. Instead of a rectal insertion, Hitler is given two choices: to be beaten up by a gang of criminals or be beaten up by two kids. Of course, he chooses the two kids.. but turns out that their names are Susy and Geno!! Poor Hitler.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:46 pm

Steve: On a side note, I don't like going near mascots or clowns. They freak me out!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:51 pm

Who are Sussy and Geno?

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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:29 am

I think it's spelled "Suzy" instead of "Susy"
Ahehehe.. Suzy and Geno are mascots for a powdered milk drink called "Sustagen".
Sustagen -> Suzy and Geno
I can't find pics of them so.. Just use your imagination. ^_^

@Drew
Hahaha.. I know what to give you on your next birthday.
A children's party in Jollibee! I'll also call the Boyoyong Clowns.. Hehehe..
Joke.
Peace tayo
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:14 am

Sustagen is also exist here. But never hear Suzy and Geno before.

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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:23 am

I guess they are made by Filipinos for Filipinos. Ahehehehe.. *shrug* Making mascots for a milk drink.. Honto..
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:40 am

hehehehe that hitler joke is soooo funnyit stll cracks me up!
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