dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng!!part 5

dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng!!part 5

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:16 am

the returner!!

Jingoy: Dad, sabi nila pagnakaharap ako kamukha ko si Jose Rizal,
pag-nakaside view kamukha ko naman si Manuel Roxas. Anong ibig sabihin yon?

Erap: Mukha kang pera.
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Ano ang hinahanap ng mga lalake sa babae?


Matambok na nakaraan, magandang hinaharap at masikip na kinabutasan
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Plema

In a doctor's clinic:

Man: Doc, bakit tuwing tatae ako e may kasamang plema?

Doc: Alam mo, mabuti pa yan kaysa suminga kang may kasamang tae.
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Rayuma

3 old men w/ rayuma in hands:

#1 - sa nginig ng kamay ko, sugat face ko pag-nagsshave ako.

#2 - sa nginig ng kamay ko, tapon lagi inom ko.

#3 - sa nginig ng kamay ko, nilalabasan ako pag-ihi ko!
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A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning...
coffee, croissants, bread, butter, jam when an American, chewing gum,
sits down next to him.

The Pinoy ignores the Kano (slang for americans) who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation:

*Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
*Pinoy: (nayayabangan sa Kano): "Of course."
*Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines."

The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence.
Still the American persists.

*Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
*Pinoy: "Of Course."
*Kano: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.
In America we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."

The Pinoy (asar na talaga) asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
*Kano: "Why, of course we do."
*Pinoy: (now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"
*Kano: (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."
*Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to
America."

part 6 comin up!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:06 am

These are funny! Keep it up! Mabuhay ang mga Pilipino!
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:40 am

Agree with MJS
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:43 am

i lol'd on the last part....
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:51 pm

THE FIRST AND LAST ONE ARE THE BEST!!! SOBRANG NAKAKATAWA BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! KEEP IT UP!!!



BTW how do you pronounce "croissants"?
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:19 pm

ty for comments..
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 4:44 am

You, sir, are the best joker in DS
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:20 am

hahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:34 am

Agree with Yukino...


THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!1 DAKILNGPUTOK!!!!!!!!!!!1 NUMBER 1
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:21 am

"..."astig #1! #1! #1! hehehe! lol "..."
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