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Dakilang_Putok


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dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng!!part 6

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:57 am

lets go!! Very Happy

famous lines! Very Happy Very Happy

"pinapaikot mo lang ako!
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo na lang ako"
-electric fan



"hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos"
-winnie d' pooh



"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad
kundi ang mapalapit sayo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"
-ipis



"Hala! sige magpakasawa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang
habol mo."
-hipon



"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina



"Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya."
-plema



"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo
na ako'y sau
ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng
maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."
-utot



"Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang
akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na
ako."
-Bola



"you never know what you have
till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never
get it back"
-snatcher





"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV



"hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"
-kili kili



Sige, batihin mo ako....
Sigeee.....BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette





pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay
mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag





"wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot





Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako
papatong sa iyo?
-Lego
---------------------- Laughing Laughing
Para sa mga nagbabagang
baLita.......
ngayon nasusunog na!!!!!

* Teacher nagkamali, tinuruan ng
leksyon!!
* Iceman nanood ng porno, nag-init!!
* Bakla sumali sa away, napasubo!!
* Eroplano nag-crash, lahat ng
pasahero namatay
sabi
ng mga survivor!!
* Barbero tumestigo sa krimen, ayaw
paniwalaan!!
* Misis ng photographer, nakunan!!
* Tindera ng tubig, namatay sa uhaw!!
* Kaso ng pilay, nilalakad!!
* Basurero nagsampa ng kaso,
binasura!!
* Capt. Hook dumaan sa Quiapo,
pinirata!!
* Palaisdaan, nasunog!!

ang inyong lingkod...
Mel Nyangko....
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^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing ^^
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mjs


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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:19 am

Nice! i like the second part!
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_noob28_


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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:22 am

Agree... but..

I like the green jokes better... :p
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mikorkeza


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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:41 am

BWAHAHAHAHA SOBRANG TALGANG TALAGANG TALAGANG NAKAKATAWA MGA JOKES MO!!! NI HINDI AKO MAKATIGIL SA KAKATAWA!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ISA PANG!!! PART 7!!! DAPAT PINAPAPUBLISH MO YANG MGA JOKES MO HAHAHA!!! KEEP IT UP DUDE....
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 10:50 am

Good job!!!!
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robot <[ '_' ]>


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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 2:19 pm

part 7! part 7! part 7!
mwahahahaha....can't stop laughing! wahahahahah....
***napapaiyak n T_T***
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geofkools07


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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:58 pm

haahaha it's so funny....
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:48 am

hahahahhhhhahahha fall off my chair because it is funny but a little not funny sid ebecause i know some
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yohanpogi


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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:05 am

nice joke..i like your jokes but it did not make me laugh..
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flamedevilpj


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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:15 am

wat language is that?
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love aint it beutiful devils got soft spots u noe

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Saiyuki_Hakusho


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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:57 am

"..."ahahaha... nice jokes! lol"..." Laughing
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