What Dota Addicts Do...

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:57 am

You start selling dota items to people....*hey you want to buy a refresher orb, I got a great deal for you*

Always feel that rikimaru is following you in public

Start thinking your a shaman......and tries to raise little wards out of the ground

Carry all your possesions with you

Tries to find the secret vendor *ill find you one day*

eats trees and drink sapphire water

Tries to jump into the computer to be with your allies

Not sure if your asleep or being permabashed

Pretending to be invisible in publice......

Start having nightmares that balanar is chasing you.............at night...................through a dark alley

Starts counting fuzzy wuzzies instead of sheeps to go to sleep

Change the batteries in your wireless mosue every mourning

Think you can blink only to grunt and ppot your pants

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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:49 am

Hahaha nice one Roshingan. Finally someone added to the joke at hand
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:54 am

keep this up guys, im sure it will be stickied soon haha
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:21 am

it's nice
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:48 pm

why does pudge dumb?

Answer:

Coz' he "rots" the enemy but says its "fresh meat".


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaa

EDIT:

Sorry guys that should be "is".. I was thinking of a different question that time ahihihi..

avoid double post please! and use the edit button the

-kai

Sorry Kai.. thanks for the reminder
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:42 am

When his mother asks him to run an errand, he drops a chicken and sends it out the door (juan tamad style)

Or, if it is urgent, he lents the chicken his other shoe (see post #1). Somewhat hesitating on what to do next, he tries passionately to make a crow out of the chicken. The offspring The result was a baby crow. Holy crow!
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:44 am

He then exclaims, " Oh shoot there's still the recipe! forgot some steps...dammit so long since... "
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Oh yes I do know about editing posts
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:40 am

I got some.....

Thinks that he can cook a Satanic because he saw the recipe....

Thinks that he can get gold by killing a creep......literally...

Thinks that he can silence his teacher by shouting "Silence!!"....

Calls himself "The Bloodseeker", and bites the hell out of anybody and drinks their blood, thinking that it tastes delicious....

Thinks that he can ride a tiger and make it leap out of the zoo......

Thinks that he can use A "Fish Hook" to grab hold of his neighbor and drags her into their house.....

Dismembers his dog......


That's all I have to say....
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:26 am

Err.. Funny??
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:31 am

ummm... this is not very funny but it is true, my brother said this.

"the movie bloodstone<BLOOD DIAMOND> is better than GHOST RIDER"

>sorry for the people who prefer Ghost Rider than Blood Diamond
>it's just an opinion
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:43 am

haha the 1st joke was rly funny. i play about 6hrs of dota on weekdays 12 on weekends. does that qualify for addiction?
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:43 am

lol nether swap
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:26 pm

haha.. nice ones
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:29 am

you know your a DOTA addict when you see a frozen fountain and try to protect it with your life.
you know your a DOTA addict when you cut down a tree and expect it to grow back withen the hour.
You know your a DOTA addict when you buy a " Pit Lord™ " action figure and expect to get to school on time everyday.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:46 pm

a dota addict farts at public places to decay nearby people(he/she is casting rot-pudge's second skill)
a dota addict bites people and shouts "ahhh!fresh meat"
a dota addict does not use public transport instead he/she prefers blink or BoT.
a dota addict tries to make aganim before exams in order to increase his/her intelligence
a dota addict is afraid of atropos while going to bed

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