dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng!!part 9

dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng!!part 9

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:31 am

i apologize for a little pervert thread here..



Genie

Ngongo humiling sa Genie.

Ngongo: Gusto ko maging pongi!

Genie: Matutupad!

Ngongo: Bakit may ngiwa at muhok ang mukha ko?

Genie: Akala ko gusto mo maging poki!
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Kiki

Ang kiki. Bow.
Isang ari na bawal sa pari
Nakalaan para sa titi
Pero nalalaro ng daliri
Amoy panghi dahil babad sa ihi
Ang kiki. Bow.
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Suspetsa

Girl1: Alam mo, suspetsa ko, bakla bf mo.

Girl2: Bakit naman?

Girl1: Kasi ang titi, lasang tae.
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Escoba

Boy: Mommy, ano yang itim na damo sa'yo kapag nakahubad ka.

Mommy: Wala yan. Escoba lang yan.

Boy: Ah kaya pla makinis mukha ni tatay, nakita ko kiskis niya sa mukha eskoba ni Inday.
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Bra size ng mga celebrities:

Inez Veneracion: A-cup

Rita Magdalena: B-cup

Ara Mina: C-cup

Joyce Jimenez: World Cup
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Thermometer

Mrs: Doc, mainit ang loob ng pwet ko.

Doc: Lagyan ko ng thermometer.

Mrs: Hiya ako eh.

Doc: Papatayin ko ang ilaw.

Pinatay ang ilaw.

Mrs: Doc, di yan pwet ko.

Doc: Di rin naman to thermometer eh.
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4 Dahilan kung bakit mahirap maging pekpek:

First, iyak ng dugo kada buwan.

Second, pasok ulong laging lasing sabay suka.

Third, sugat ayaw gumaling.

Lastly, ligo lagi, bantot pa rin.

HEHE
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:41 am

loool kamute XD ahohoho
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:25 am

Hehehehe!! Nakakatawa pa din gaya ng date!! Keep it up !!!
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:07 am

Hmmm.. Some are..



nvrmind..
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:11 am

"..."make more jokes pls. man this is what i call a rel joke!! more jokes! more jokes! lol "..."
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