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Linial_Tailor

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A story hope you enjoy it 2...

Posted on Sun May 13, 2007 3:53 pm

Well here's another...

One night, the calm winds and the moonlight all told signs of peace. But... thhere was

laughter heard from the Ogrimmar Fortress...

"So any way...I beat the **** out of him cause he stole my bacon pieces from the Malorne

hunt." Said an orc comedian who bought the meat from Thunderbluff.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..." said the crowd watching him.

"You ibacile that meat is thousands of years old!" said a grunt.

"They made it swim in a keg of preservatives and placed it in a magically sealed box so it's

still fit for consumption" said the orcish comedian.

"Yuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..." yelled the crowd.

"So anyways in Ogrimmar this city is sometimes a lot of..waa..." comedian falls a sleep

after drinking a lot of rum.

"Great, another drunken comedian, put him on his bed again" said Thrall.

"I'll give it a shot" a vioce was heard from the back row...

"it's a pandaren" said a peon.

"You know what, there's something about those kiddie puppet shows that are in Theramore

Isle, I mean that's exactly why we have human children thinking kodos talk and dragons that

are purple that teaches children things, Imean there aren't even purple dragons" said the

Pandaren.

"The **** that you are saying is completely right" said Thrall.

Several points later...

"As I was saying things like that should never be shown and..wha.." said panda after seeing

everyone asleep.

"Now then, looks like everyone had too much rum" said panda.

Morning...

Everyone wakes up...

Walking outside Thrall finds a creature he's never seen before.

it jumps on him and comes Morphing out a Prince Arthas...

"Yo, Yeah... This is prince Arthas and I have a Job A war been going on and now were running

out of gold now I'm shooting a video to generate some gold for our war against the sentinel

but they keep getting those tree things and now they just can't stop harrasing us now were

just shootin' this video and sell it to theramore where i'm popular with all the ladies now

this i'll be a big hit now take it away N'aix...

rah...rah...rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Yo this is n'aix and get this message:

we'll be the winner if you buy our CD heck you bought it already cause your listening to

this and now all we have to do settle in Azeroth where there's a lot less blight

"Ok" cut said Kel'thuzad.

"Ok" said Oblivion that concludes today's shooting.

"Orcs attack!" said Thrall.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shouts the undead

"Director, teleport to the base, and mass produce the cd then sell it to the Isles" said the ghoul camera man.

"Ok," replied director (teleports)

FOR DOOM HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

The End
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canas24

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Posted on Sun May 13, 2007 4:09 pm

Cool story! ^^, consisting of a main character in WC3, Thrall! nice work on this one! ^^,
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Eustace2

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Posted on Sun May 13, 2007 4:26 pm

Yeah another cool storya.Kee[ it going and write more!@

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captain_tesca

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Posted on Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:15 pm

lol.. can't believe L actually wrote a fic.
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