dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng po!!part 8

dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng po!!part 8

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:21 am

Part 8 na po mga peeps..!!


3 w0rdz

3 words 6 letters 1 question that will surley brake a mans confindentz


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Different Kinds of Condoms

1. Rexona Condoms. It won' t let you down!

2. Superwheel Condoms. Konting kuskos, ayos!

3. Axion Condoms. Walang dulas, walang amoy!

4. M & M Condoms. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

5. Motolite Condoms. Tested na pangmatagalan

6. Pantene Condoms. Less at the roots, more at the tips.

7. Ivory Condoms. Ang gaan ng feeling, sumusunod sa hangin.

8. Johnson's Pure Essentials Condoms. Because the baby is now a lady.

9. Max's Condoms. Sarap to the bones!

10.White Castle Condoms. Madulas sa lalamunan at walang
hangover!

11. Eveready Condoms. May lakas sa loob na tumatagal.

12. Energizer Condoms. It keeps on going and going, going...

13. Dari Creme Condoms. Pinipili ng mas mapiling ina.

14. DingDong Condoms. May laruan na, may yummy-yummy pa!

15. Sprite Condoms. Obey your thirst!

16. Selecta Condoms. You simply must!

17. Maggie me and my Mug Condoms. Ang solusyon sa mini-gutom!

18. Polo Condoms. It's got a hole in the middle and a mild minty taste.

19. Gatorade Condoms. Quenches deep down body thirst!

20. Mentos Condoms. Hard on the outside, soft and chewy
inside.

21. Purefoods Condoms. Tender juicy!

22. Barney's Condoms. A biteful of fun!

23. Zaa Natures Touch Condoms. Tanggal ang singaw mo, safe pa ang ngipin mo..

24. Flinstones Chewables Condoms. Six flavors and seven shapes, yabbadabbadoo!

25. Greencross Condoms. Mainit-init at greaseless pa!

26. PLDT Condoms. Touching lives!

27. Greenwich Condoms. Give in to your taste

28. Strepsils Condoms. It works fast, really fast...
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Romantic Acronyms
H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E.
Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.

T.O.N.D.O.
Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.

P.A.S.A.Y.
Pretty And Sexy Are You.

Y.E.M.E.N.
'Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.

M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O.
Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.

J.A.P.A.N
Jump And Play All Night

P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S.
Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic
Stimulation!
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Pasaway na istudante!
TEACHER: Who can give an example of a tag question?

PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER: Very good! Tagalugin mo nga.

PUPIL: Si mam ay maganda, hindi naman diba?
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heh...e2 n nmn ule..sana magus2han niyo!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:38 am

wahahaha...fuuny...
but not so much as the others...hehe
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:26 am

The Condom Joke Rocks... OMG I'm really laughing... I'm out of Air..
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:48 pm

Wahahahahaha.Nice ones
Can you think out of more???

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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:39 am

"..."nice jokes man! can you post more jokes? basat pag ikaw nag-popost ng jokes nakkatawa! hehehe.. lol ^^ "..."
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