how dota 6.42 came to be (how Roshan got nerfed)

how dota 6.42 came to be (how Roshan got nerfed)

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:13 pm

well here goes i hope you like it.

Roshan was just sitting in his little pen on the side of the river playing some poker with leragas the vile when all of a sudden he ambushed from behind by some sentinel heros. he threw some rocks at them and he threw a haymaker at Rhasta shadow shaman which killed him and all the players on the scourge started typing ROFL u noob! and it appeared as textin front of Roshans face and Roshy was like WTF! i cant see! and while he was blinded by text Lina inverse (who had slept with Roshan the night before o.O) hit him in the balls with a laguna blade doing 1000 damage ...... x 99999 since it was a ball shot and then Roshan dropped his beloved cheese and Lina picks it up while the other heros proceed to steal his money. Leragas the vile objects hey that was my money i was gonna win from roshy (by cheating) and huge text appears over Roshans head and Says roshan has been slain by the Sentinel each player has stolen 800 gold. Roshan is hopping around his pen in pain and speaking in a very high pitched voice while leragas the vile calls up his good friend the goblin techies to mine his brothers shop on the sentinel side to teach the Faggit sentinels a lesson for stealing Roshans money cheese. Techies: well im all for it but i demand payment! Leragas: how about a mystic staff Rylai and Luna were using it as a dildo in the woods the last game. Techies: o thts hot! but u need just a lil more to sweeten it. Leragas: fine ill throw in the pictures too . well 20 minutes later the sentinel were blown up at the secret shop trying to pool a divine rapier (it was really an orgy). giving the scourge an oppurtunity to kill theworld tree. The game ended and a new one started and roshans cheese magically appeared again and this time roshan thought o no no ones stealing my cheese this game so Roshan ate his cheese and 40 min. later he got hungry again so he decided to go steal something to eat so he walked over to the sentinels base and went straight into the fountain area Roshan donated the crystalys sword from that time he was imprisoned in crystalys fortress and raped up the ass by a black man bigger than him O.o untill the rebels rescued him and named the black guys sword after tht place. Roshan sold it to beazel the weopons dealer to get rid of that painful memory XD and so ever since he and beazel have been tight. so roshan walks into the fountain area Beazel: yo roshan wat up cracker. Roshan: (now all strung out with blingage and a backwards G-Unit hat) na much foo *pound* Beazel: so what brings you out of your pen. Roshan: well i ate my cheese so now im hungry. Beazel: well we got some saphire water flasks and clarity potions. Roshan: naw man tht $#!† disgusting what else you got. Beazel well howbout an empty bottle u can put some fountain water in it? Roshan: (as he was about to put fountain water in he noticed the tavern on the hill) yo bartender fill it up with some Vodka =D) and on his way out of the tavern he saw linas new boyfriend davion so this made roshan mad to see his woman with a white man so Roshan picked up a shield from the level 3 shop for protection and pulled a drive by so he was drivin off with davion in a pool of blood and beazel yellin run Roshan run like u stole something! so roshan took a short break to refuel before he left the sentinel base when he found a tango of essification on the ground he heard his stomach rumble as he looked for a tree to eat and he all he was were small trees untill he came upon the world tree so roshan stuffed it in his mouth and hopped in his car when text came up The world tree has been destroyed the SCOURGE has won! and roshan started to drive off when he heard sirens and looked back to see the Bounty hunter and stealth assasin following hiim in cop cars. Roshan: o $#!† so roshan started blasting the song "-bleep- the police" as he put the pedal to the floor as he skidded into his pen the bounty hunter and SA said: we have you cornered put your hands in the air. Roshan: i no my rights tell me what i did! SA: u killed davion and your facing 300 years in Crystlys prison for tht. Roshan: o hell no not again (recalls painful memory) BH: get the handcuffs
Roshan turns around to see the the BH get F!@#$% up by red lighting and looks up on the cliff and sees Leragas the vile with a dagon. Leragas: thts right foo start running now! SA: o snap! and he starts to drive off when in the distance you hear a resounding BOOM! and a mushroom cloud and text appears Leragas just pawned Rikimarus head for an extra 200 gold!
Leragas is on a KILLING SPREE! Roshan: WTF! how did u afford all tht stuff?
Leragas o i broke into ur cash reserves to buy the dagon so now its only 200 gold a hero instead of 800 when they killyou =P. Roshan: and what about the mines u used to blow the $#!† out of the SA o my boys Squee and spleen hooked me up with some remote mines in exchange for some photos of Rylai Crestfall and Purist thinderwrath. Roshan: th omniknight i thought he was gay?

*the game then ended and icefrog reviewed the tape and liked what he saw so he kept roshan with the aegis he stole and reduced the money and gave him paroll for his crimes instead of crystalys D= so Roshan got completely nerfed but rumor has it he has threesomes with akasha and Traxix every other thursday so its good. and thats how dota 6.42 came to be or whatever version Roshan got nerfed in*

i hope you like my story i wrote this on a whim for fun so i wasnt serious its a joke ill write a serious story about a hero sometime but i look forward to hearing your coments and if i get enough positive feedback i may be inclined to write a sequel

Last edited by Firesky on Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:42 pm; edited 1 time in total

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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:01 pm

Hahahah.So funny.
Can you make another 1?

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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:53 pm

It's more insane even than mine.LOL
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:28 pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:48 am

wow thats funny man

best Part

''Roshan turns around to see the the BH get F!@#$% up by red lighting and looks up on the cliff and sees Leragas the vile with a dagon. Leragas: thts right foo start running now! SA: o snap! and he starts to drive off when in the distance you hear a resounding BOOM! and a mushroom cloud and text appears Leragas just pawned Rikimarus head for an extra 200 gold!
Leragas is on a KILLING SPREE! Roshan: WTF! how did u afford all tht stuff?
Leragas o i broke into ur cash reserves to buy the dagon so now its only 200 gold a hero instead of 800 when they killyou =P. Roshan: and what about the mines u used to blow the $#!† out of the SA o my boys Squee and spleen hooked me up with some remote mines in exchange for some photos of Rylai Crestfall and Purist thinderwrath. Roshan: th omniknight i thought he was gay?''

best part ever lol

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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:10 pm

Woah. CRAZY. Hahaha. Nice.
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:38 pm

Crazy stuff.And crazily enough, i feel like LMAO.
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