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Megget

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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:28 pm

yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree

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cold boy

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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:36 pm

I'm sorry if this is posted before but

your momma's so fat when she steps on the wieghing machine her mobile phone no. appears.

your momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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NovaProspekt

First Blood Posts: 37 Joined: 11 Feb 2007 gold

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:45 am

ok ok i got some good ones

yo momma is sooooo fat it takes you have to take 3 trucks 2 trains and a car ride to get on her good side

yo momma is sooooo fat she puts on her belt with a boomarang

yo momma is sooooo fat....what, stop laughing the truth isnt sapposed to be funny

yo momma is sooooo fat when she goes to the buffet they have to install speed bumps

yeah i have a whole gang of them jokes
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War_Wrecker

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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:59 am

yo mommas so fat she caused 9-11, the towers AND the pentagon
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NovaProspekt

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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:12 pm

that was just uncalled for....
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War_Wrecker

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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:54 pm

Yo mommas so fat when she goes to bed your dad calls TIMMMMBBEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Yo mommas so fat that she needs 2 elevators at once!
Yo mommas so ugly she makes pudge look pretty.
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NovaProspekt

First Blood Posts: 37 Joined: 11 Feb 2007 gold

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:06 pm

lol dude those are some lame jokes...

your mommas teeth are soo yellow taffic slows down when she smiles
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0Fenrir0

First Blood Posts: 12 Joined: 07 Dec 2007 gold

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:48 am

Yo mama is so fat that she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

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Jedi-Master1

Dominating Posts: 132 Joined: 10 Oct 2007 gold

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:06 am

lol pudge. i got so mnay but ima not wase all my time.

your momma's so fat on her way to Walmart she tripped over Kmart and landed right on target.

y did the blond have a burize on her belly button. the guy was blond 2.

your momma's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house.

your momma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and she made SKITTLES..

i got other but i gtg.

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silverpistol

Dominating Posts: 109 Joined: 18 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:59 am

Your momma's so BLACK that when you were born you had to be seperated so you weren't scared of the dark. Laughing

Sorry to anyone that got offended by this joke Guilty

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War_Wrecker

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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:47 pm

not only is that racist but its not a fat joke AND it sucked

congrats on trippin over kmart and landing on target, that was an awesome joke.

just to bring it up again

yo mommas so fat she appears on radar
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silverpistol

Dominating Posts: 109 Joined: 18 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:32 pm

War_Wrecker wrote:
not only is that racist but its not a fat joke AND it sucked

congrats on trippin over kmart and landing on target, that was an awesome joke.

just to bring it up again

yo mommas so fat she appears on radar

Yeah and i think thats why i put that last note at the end. So whether or not it was racist is void.

If you were actually mature enough to realize i apologized to anyone that got offended; you wouldn't have even said "not only is that racist".

1/3 of the jokes on here are "not a fat joke".

"Yo mommas so ugly she makes pudge look pretty."
-War_wrecker

Ignorant hypocrite.

And finally,
Whether it sucks or not is only your opinion, and from the past posts i've seen from you; i have no respect for your opinion at all.
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War_Wrecker

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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:27 am

wow, your going to judge my opinion off
a) things i posted at 1 am,
b) bad fat jokes
c) the fact i didnt like you joke

dont try to judge me.
just dont, if you have even read half of my comments you would be able to tell i am better than all that crap (unless you only read the half that was posted at 1 am lol)

and the fact that its not a fat joke doesnt matter except for the fact its not a very good joke either.
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silverpistol

Dominating Posts: 109 Joined: 18 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:30 am

War_Wrecker wrote:
wow, your going to judge my opinion off
a) things i posted at 1 am,
b) bad fat jokes
c) the fact i didnt like you joke

dont try to judge me.
just dont, if you have even read half of my comments you would be able to tell i am better than all that crap (unless you only read the half that was posted at 1 am lol)

and the fact that its not a fat joke doesnt matter except for the fact its not a very good joke either.

At least we agree on one thing.
Yeah im sorry I judged your opinion from your "crap".
Also if it didn't matter, then you shouldn't have said:
“not only is that racist but its not a fat joke AND it sucked”

But then again, im guessing that that post goes into your catagory of "crap that I posted at 1AM", so there's nothing more to say.
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War_Wrecker

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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:34 am

look at the name of the thread,

Your Mama is So Fat that....

this is meant to be a collection of yo momma jokes (most of which are fat ones)

oh yes, and to avoid off topic posting.

Yo mommas so fat she doesnt go up the eifel tower, the eifel tower goes up her!

now either start posting jokes or stop flaming.
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