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NovaProspekt

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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:13 am

hey dude u think just because its late that ur jokes will suck? no i hate how people blame shit on stuff because ohh its late. i think just fine and my comprehention is fine when its late.
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DewTheDo

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:52 pm

Leave my mom out of this and i will leave this out of your mom!!! OHHHHH!!! SNAP!!

elipah

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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:38 am

ur mums so fat that when she jumped she got stuck in the sky.
ur mums so fat that when God saw her he said "man im screwing up now"

and these jokes are lame.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:15 am

You three from last page, quiet down or I shall do terrible things to you. If I have to specify... ohh dear.

My silly contribution here: Yo mama is soo fat, when she gets in the water, there are reports of a new island...
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War_Wrecker

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:01 pm

BTW most of those comments are about a year old. except novaprospekt's, hes just a bit slow to catch on.

Yo mommas so fat even jabba the hut said Daaaaaamn
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ponch

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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:22 pm

here are a few of my yo momma jokes

yo momma's so fat her blood type says 'ragu'.

yo momma's so dumb, hen she went to a movie that said '18 only'...she brought 17 friends with her.

yo momma's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.

yo momma's so fat,she's 36-24-36...and the other arm's just as big.

jaguax

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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:11 am

Yo mama is so fat that she can only roll

Yo mama is so fat that contractors swing her to demolish buildings. Well that plan didn't work because sadly no machines could lift her up. Now She rolls over those buildings instead..and always PWNAGE

Yo mama is so fat that she is banned from swimming due to possible tsunami occurrence.

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