Your Mama is So Fat that....

Your Mama is So Fat that....

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:55 pm

Hello everyone!!! How are you today?

It's me again VBT with an unusual topic.

I love those jokes; they make me laugh everytime!! so i wanna hear some good here!!

P.s. Plz. Don't be to offensive or use curse words. Let's keep this funny!



- Your mama is so fat that when she goes to the theaters, she's sat next to everyone!

- Your mama is so fat that even Jabba the Hut says: DAMN!!!!


Here are some. Don't want to post them all in one shot. Show me what you got guys/gals!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:04 am

Yo mama's so fat her belt is the size of the equator!

Yo mama's so fat I had to hug her ten times around!

Yo mama's so fat she sleeps in DAMN!-sized beds!

ARMAGEDDON IS NEAR!!!

Yo mama's so fat she takes her daily bath at the pool!

Yo mama's so fat she pays buffet for three!
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:01 am

Yo mama's so fat if she stand up of her seat 3 people can sit on it

Yo mama's so fat she nid to sleep 2 king sized bed

Yo mama's so fat she killed 2 person with 1 slap

Yo mama's so fat it takes 5 men to roll her over

Yo mama's so fat u can bounce on her tummy like a tranpoline
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:28 pm

Your mama is so stupid she heard it's "chilly" outside and ran out with a bol!

Your mama is so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention!
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:19 am

Your mama is so fat that she has more rolls than the bakery.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:36 pm

Yo mama is so fat that when a truck hit her she said who threw the rock.
Yo mama is so fat that even male cats don't got close to her.
Yo mama is so fat that she needs the whole mall to dress up.
Yo mama is so fat that her tits are like hot air ballons,
Yo mama is so fat that a shark would need a week to eat her.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:09 am

i like ur jokes Dark_Phoen1x and ur sig
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love aint it beutiful devils got soft spots u noe

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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:36 pm

Glad to hear that.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:47 am

I also like you jokes the most,Dark Phoenix and your sig is also cool.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:13 pm

i dont like ur sig but i like ur jokes
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:39 pm

Well whatever.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:59 am

Ya. Suppose do.
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:04 am

yo mama's so fat -her belt is the size of the equator?!?! wt?!
she doesn't need/use a belt!

yo mama's so fat she can only possibly go to a buffet once! -not because she was refused the second time, but because it's really impossible (why the hell should your mama pay for 3?!)

yo mama's so fat she frequents the carwash...

yo mama's so fat you wonder who's your papa

yo mama's so fat she has the mall parking space to dress up

yo mama's so fat that when a truck hit her ---no, nobody threw no stone at her--- it left a LOT of mess



sorry if tooo gory, sorry

ROFL ROFL

and she was buried in coffins


has anyone here watched Norbit?
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:38 am

Here's my your mum jokes ...

Your Mama So Fat when she stepped on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Your Mama is so fat that when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

Your mama's so fat that her car licesence photo said 'contined overleaf'

Your mum's so stupid that when i said drinks were on the house she went to get a ladder!

Your mum's so stupid that it takes her two hours to watch a 60 minute show.

Your mum's so stupid she invented a silent car alarm

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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:49 am

ur mommas so ugly she makes pudge look like brad pit

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