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zxcu87

First Blood Posts: 2 Joined: 28 Jul 2007 103 gold

How to ruin a DotA game.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:30 am

A guide to ruining Dota-Allstars games.
This guide was written for the DotA Allstars v6.45 map. Using no third party software, although usage of such programs would

be ideal to infringe in the sanctity of what is a good dota game. This guide will find you a sure fire way to get yourself

placed on ban lists throughout the dota hosting community.

Join an AP or APEM game as the scourge. Choose furion and get the sprout skill. Then, purchase mana regeneration items from

the start, for example you can purchase 2 sobi masks, or a void stone. Next, go to the middle lane near the barracks (where

the creeps spawn) and stand under the stone arch. When the scourge's creeps spawn cast sprout on them just under the arch.

Your goal is to create a barrier of creeps. Once you created a barrier, the creeps will be backed up in the base, chaos

ensues.

Join an AP or APEM game. Choose chen and get 'Test of Faith' skill. Purchase a teleportation scroll and 2 clarity potions

(possibly more). If it is a 5v5 game, wait to see the lane that has 2 heroes on it and teleport to the tower on that lane.

Type "Get out of my -bleep- lane." and cast Test of faith on one of them. Keep doing it to the lane that has 2 heroes.

Join an AP or APEM game. Choose chen and get 'Test of Faith' skill. Play normally (whatever that means). In a 5v5 game,

whoever called solo usually would want to get the first blood. When you see that he is chasing the enemy with low hp, cast

Test of faith on him.

This one is a bit on the boring side but will make your allies hate your guts. Join an AP or APEM game. Choose Squee and

Spleen and choose the 'Suicide Squad, Attack!' skill. Right from the get go, suicide near the fountain. Once you respawn

(short respawn time - lvl 1) suicide again. Repeat the last step.

Join an AP or APEM game. Choose rhasta or lion. Play the game normally, but never get the hex skill(for rhasta) or the voodoo

skill(for lion) start building a guinsoo. Teammates and enemies alike will think you're a complete retard.

After the host checks for pings and locations (for some their 'rules'). Annoy the host during countdown by typing "STFU and

go -bleep- moron". Of course, do this when the count down starts to avoid the boot.

Spam up the countdown by copying

gogogogogogogogogogogog
ogo!!" on your copy clipboard. and pasting it with ctrl-v.

Simple one, in an APDM or APEMDM game pick techies just to use the 'Suicide Squad, Attack!' skill.

Join a game and issue the Shift-click patrol command to all three lanes. This will cycle your hero to all the lanes.

Confusing and making your allies loathe you.

Join a game and say a clever afk statement such as "Be right back I'm gonna go to a funeral". Then, share your control to

your teammates.

In an AP or APEM game say you are capable of defeating roshan before the 3 minute mark, but you need the help of a specific

hero (ezalor for example). Say "I need you to pick ezalor for chakra." Once he picks it say "Nvm".

Join any dota game. While playing say "This is the wrong version". Leave.

Spam ping the minimap with alt-g.

Join an AP or APEM game. Choose omniknight and choose the heal skill. However, choose this skill for the sole purpose of only

healing yourself. Say "Stfu dumbass, I can't cast this on Allies" when someone complains.

Annoy teammates by saying:
"What are the ingredients for Aegis?"
"How do I get gold?"
"What color am I?"
"I want to solo but ill be back in 2 mins"

Use your starting gold to buy 3 chickens.

Join an AP or APEM game, pick a hero then type '-repick' saying "misclick".

Join an AP or APEM game, pick Bane Elemental and then choose the 'Nightmare' skill (it damages allies and enemies). Use it on

dying heroes for an 'assisted ally death'.

Join an AP or APEM game, pick Rhasta and choose the 'Shackle' skill. Then later the voodoo skill. Shackle and hex creeps.

Save the game by pressing f10 + s. Be creative in the names you save as, because it shows up in everyone's multiplayer save

file. Also, saving sometimes stalls other's computers, making it an even longer process.

Pause the game by pressing f10 + m. You can save 3 times, so do it during intense battles and while someone's being ganked.

If one of your teammates leaves for whatever reason, make them move to the enemy fountain. No one will know it's you.

You have the power of booting someone even though you're not the host. Get a 'ban template' such as " is banlisted on

Approved Bans Azeroth for being a (06-29-2007) leaver (5v5*) on Azeroth (banned by spikernum1).". Just place the exact name

of the person you wished purged and paste the template. Success!

Go to any dota game and only fight neutral creeps.

Join an AP or APEM game, pick pudge and get rot as the first skill. Activate it and stay afk at the fountain.

Join an AP or APEM game, pick Vol'Jin and get Voodoo Restoration as the first skill. Activate it and stay afk at the

fountain.

Buy Kelen's Dagger of Escape with heroes that have the blink skill.