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EniXBlaze

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How couldn't our teammates use skills ???

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:52 pm

We often blamed our comrades for not using/misusing their skills or dying so stupidly ! Here are some "acceptable" reasons :

NOTE: Make sure that your house floors have no harmful thing because you will probably ROFL !

*Rikimaru: Sorry ...*Cough*... I can do "Smoke Screen" anymore...*Cough*... I got lung cancer due to overusing it....

*Akasha: I couldn't... help yo..u... I can't scream loudly ... Doctor ...said that I 'll scratch my throat...

*Rexxar: Dude...I don't know where I tossed my axes...

*Tiny: I cant! I CANT! THERE WAS NO ROCK THERE TO THROW !

*Tinker(has just revived) : ..I forgot to recharge my batteries...

*Mirana: I told you that there was no star there to fall !

*Yunero: I can't spin my blade anymore.*_*.. Too dizzy .%_%.

*Kardel(misused Assassinate): Damn it!A pig flied into my eyes!(Pig was fly lol)

*Zeus(misused his ulti): Argh! They must have set some magnetic pillar to oppose my WRAITH !

*Visage(didn't use ulti): Those farmers... They misunderstood my revenants for taking away their corns ! REVENANTS AIN'T CROWS ! Hysterical

*Lich: Too hot! Too hot! I casted Frost Chain but the scourging summer's sunlight nullified it !

*Syllabear: Dude! Where is my Misha ? It must have gotten lost !

*Chen: Oh God! Please forgive me... I sold my pets at fabulous cost! Money ! Lovestruck

*Bone(has just revived):Those filthy dogs... My bones are too tasty, ain't it ?!

*Black Arachnia: Sorry I can't join your war. I need to take care of too many children ! Embarassed

*Balanar(has just revived): Daammmnn! I didn't notice my watch ! It runs faster than real time 12 hours! How ? It's really a pain to hunt out at 12 A.M ! Cool

*Barathrum(has just revived): ...I broke my neck...for running too fast! Laughing

*Crixalis(misused Epicenter): My bad. I forgot that they had fortified that route with super hard concrete and cement last week.

*Aggron Stonebreaker(misused skills): I cannot concentrate! Too many opinions come in mind ! (Unfortunately that Jakiro has the same problem ^_^ !)

*Mogul Khan - Axe(same prob as Yunero): @_@...Am I spinning... Dizzy...#_#.

*Pudge(constantly "suffocated" with Root): Help me ! I CAN'T BREATHE with my STINKING ROTTEN smell !
*Pudge(constantly misused Hook): Miss again! Am I too stink Confused

?! They seem can avoid my hook by sensing my "scent", I think my rotten smell made me to misuse my hook too!

*Anub`seran(has just revived): Omg! They must have used bug-spray(Raid Max) and some electrical nets!

*N'aix(has just revived): These day everything is so secured! Cameras and guards are everywhere ! I could steal nothin Disappointed

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*Viper(used no skill at all):..I'm exhausted... Human use my blood to make their silly medicine... Alien

*Dirge(non-use skill 1): Nowadays most people is rich enough to burn their corpses in the outer space! There is no body to raise ?!

*Strygwyr(has just been killed by bait): Holysh&t! I can't imagine that they dare to kill alive 10 chickens just to lure me!

*Razor(has just revived): I shaved my beard with my razor but I was suddenly throw into the sky by Tiny! What a pain!!!

*Slithice(non-use ulti): Oops! I forgot to bring my radio! I cannot sing w/o music!

*Lion(non-use ulti):...They tied my hand... Disappointed

*Raigor(no skill used at all): Dude! Where is my Totem ??? Sad

*Sven(non-use ulti): Anyone remember the song named " GoD's Strength " ???

*Squee and Spleen(non-use ulti):..I can't remember where the hell I did hide the detonator remote Depressed

???

*Luna(misused ulti): OmG! Tonight is moonless night!

*Knight Davion(non-use ulti): No way! If I transform into the dragon, I 'll be slain by Dragon Slayers. No way !

*Rigwarl(has just been killed): I COULDN'T MOVE. I WAS LYING ON THE GRASS! I SAW THEM COMING BUT I COULDN'T MOVE MY ASS! THE SPIKES ON MY BACK STICKED ME INTO THE SOIL Embarassed

!

*Razzil Darkbrew(misused all skills): Help me please! I cannot remember all of the molecular formula!

*King Leoric(died after Reincarnation): WHO TOOK MY FEET'S BONES ?! WHAT A FILTHY THIEF !

*Vol'Jin(accused for AFKing): I'm very sorry to repeat that THE HOSPITAL DOESN'T WORK TODAY YOU DUMBASS Mad

!

*Mangix(AFKing):..I'm...too..dru..nk...

*Drow Ranger(has been killed by Morphling): Don't blame me pls! Do ya even know my name - DROW(n) !

*Abaddon(non-use ulti): BANKRUPTED ! I'M CAN'T AFFORD TO BORROW ANYMORE TIME !

*Omni Knight(non-use ulti): Don't call me a coward because my teeth always shake with fright when I face enemies so that I cannot pray for the Guardian Angel !

*Doom(mis-use LVL?Death) : Let me tell a truth... I didn't graduate primary school so I don't know how to count Bleh!

*Aiustha The Enchantress(misused Impetus): Someone has stolen my glasses! I have no chance but to approach very near my enemies to hit them! lol Depressed

*Phantom Lancer(macro skill like sh!t): Who am I? Where am I? Why is there too many myselves ??? I'm very confused man !

*Treant Protector(non-used Eyes Forest): Oh man! The deforestation is becoming worse and worse! Just 5 minutes before I set a spiritual eye in a tree and now it was cut down! Poor mother nature !

*Darchrow The Enigma(non-used ulti): Give me a break... Is it really B-L-A-C-K-H-O-L-E ? Suicidal skills ? Then forgive me because It will sucks me into it for sure !

*Lanaya(kept hiding with Meld):...I have been waiting here to hunt my prey for 2 hours ! They must be hiding somewhere !

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Feel free to add more if you think my jokes is not funny. There are some tough heroes that very hard to make joke of. If you are humorous enough to think of more joke then go for it !

Edit: THx adren99 for great inspiration
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Last edited by EniXBlaze on Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:14 am; edited 1 time in total