dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng po!!part 10

dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng po!!part 10

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:21 am

guys part 10 na tau!!wahehe


Quote for the day, “Kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila. Bat mgpapagod kpa!”
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Love lines thru the years.
1950s – iniirog kita.
1960s – iniibig kita.
970s – minamahal kita.
1980s – I love you.
1990s – tara sa kwarto.
2000s – halika, pwede na dito!!
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doctor teaching med students.
Dr: the first thing you must learn is to remove your fear. [he inserted his finger in the anus of the corpse and licked it.]
Dr: now you do it. [all the students did as the doctor had, afterwards]
Dr: next is that you must be very observant. How many of you noticed that I put my middle finger but licked my index finger??
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A sad story: a little boy was so jealous of his new born brother. So he put poison on the nipples of his mother. The next day, their driver died! Sad noh?
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Dan Torred from Bicol nag TNT sa USA. [at the grocery] cashier: visa or master?
Dan: [kinabahn] hanap visa ko!! [nagmadali sakay kotse but he needs gas.]
Gasboy: Pay first!
Dan: [nerbyos] Patay, papers daw! [run to the phone booth to call home]
Operator: AT&T, can I help you?
Dan: [namutla] alam TNT ako! [pawisang lumabas ng booth.] Kano: are you done?
Dan: name ko alam nila?
Kano: tourist?
Dan: pati apelyido ko!!
Kano: be cool!
Dan: patay pati probinxa ko? [hinimatay si Dan.]
gets??
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terrorists have kidnapped flirty people. And demanded a ransom of 10 million pesos or else they will burn them with kerosene. Please donate! I have donated 50 liters..
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minsan sa dmi ng problema. Gusto kong umiyak at tumakbo sa malayong malayo. Kaso as usual, tinatamad ako.
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its so nice when you’re sleeping and someone touches your back very slowly moving towars your neck right very close to your ears and slowly whisper, “nakikiliti ka ba? Ipis ako.”
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top 8 melanie marquez quotes:
1. I couldn’t care a damn!
2. what’s your next class before this?
3. can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? [ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!]
4. hello, my brother Joey is out of town. Would you like to wait?
5. don’t touch me not!
6. hello? For a while please hang yourself.
7. You! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!
8. come, lets join us!
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worried mother gives her son a pack of condoms before a hot date. Her son laughs and hugs his mother. He said, “times have changed mom, I’m dating GEORGE.”

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Husband: ano ba? Prati tayo away! Mghiwala n tayo!
Wife: cge! Maghati tayo ng mga anak!
Husband: akin ang mga gwapo’t maganda!
Wife: sows! Pnili pa ung di kanya! Kapal!!

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sa next jokes ko..post ko po mga links from 1-8 para
makita ma appriciate ng mga taga DS..lab ko kau e!!^^wahehe
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:22 am

XD

GREAT!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:36 am

tnx yuki!!^^
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:07 am

pre ang galing grabe... ag mu tanggalin mga post mu ah pati ung 1-9 para maganda at maraming matawwa, hheheheh
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:14 am

NICE!!! REALLY NICE!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:05 am

nice but not that nice IMO
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:52 am

haha..noob28..i still dont understand what ur saying!!!haha

peace yo!!
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