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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:05 am

kinds of SELF-DEFENSE
Japanese-Judo
Korean-Taekwando
Chinese-Kung Fu
Okinawan-tae Bo
Pin0y-Tak Bo xD


Boy:Nay!Muntik na ako maging top 1st sa klase!
Nay:Bakit mo nmn na sabi yan?
Boy:innnoounce kc knina e ung top 1st sa klase ang tinuro ni ma`am yung ktabi k.Mntik na ako^^


A japanese 2rist riding a taxifrom d airport 2 the hotel,,,,,,Everytime he saw a car frm Japan he said:Mitsubishi made in japan very fast....Toyota made in japan very fast Suzuki made in japan very fast ......When they reached the hotel...
Japanese: how much my bill?
Taxi driver: 3000 pese sir!
Japanese: why so expenseve??
Taxi driver: Taxi meter made in Japan very fast!


MANAGER: 2too bng graduate ka sa PARIS??
APPLICANT: opo sir!
MANAGER: Wow! As in PARIS France?
APPLICANT: naku hindi po.."PAR IStern university Morayta"


Dati ang gamot sa sakit nu ulo ay..
kispirin at yakapsul
Nayon d na daw uso yan!
Ano nnman ngayun?
BiogeSEX Gginhawa ka nyan!


matutulog nnmn ako naaalala kita, lagi nlng everytime
naiicp kita,nppnaginipan cnsbi k nlng sa sarili ko
hmp ok lng yun! di totoo ang monsters...


An0ng sinabi ng ipis sa taong nanghahampas ng tsinelas s kanya?!
"Kung makapalo ka kala mo anak mo ako ah!!"


Anung cheese ang hindi sayu?
-edi nacho cheese xD


In a Kndergarden class,
lilgrl asked: mam, mbubuntis po b ung 40yrs?
teacher: oo.
lilgrl: ung 20yrs?
teacher: oo.
lilgrl: 5yrs?
teacher: hndi.
(lil boy whispered):sbi sau e ...wg k kbhan!


Anong tawag sa taong mahilig 2makbo?
-edi taong takbon....



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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:13 am

Don't understand, can't speak Tagalog...
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