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Dakilang_Putok


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dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng po!!part 12

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:50 pm

extremely pinoyz!!!a long cumbak!!haha

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Text DALAW(space)ON (e.g DALAW ON) at isend sa 2366


Sila mismo ang dadalaw sayo! Text na!


Basta Globe, abot mu ang kabilang mundo!
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Miriam Santiago, looking around an art gallery asked:
" You call this painting of a hideous witch an example of modern art?!"


Curator:"Ma'am, mirror po yan."
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S-Sleepful nights
E-Exam free days
M-Morning smile
B-Batugan Mode
R-Restful Afternoons
E-Endless Gimiks
A-Ablazing Energy flame
K-"Kahirapan", walang baon

Do you agree?^^
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Nangumpisal si Kulas sa mga kasalanan na nagawa niya.

Pari:Anak, hindi ka patatawarin.

Kulas:Ha? Bakit father?

Pari: Kasi may kasalanan ka pa na hindi mo pa binabanggit.

Kulas: Ano po iyon father?

Pari: Kaw ba kumuha ng perang donasyon sa altar?

Kulas: Ano po father?

Pari: Ikaw ba ang kumuha ng donasyon sa may alter?

Kulas: Di ko po talagang marinig father. gusto mo po palit tayo ng pwesto.

(Nagpalit sila ng pwesto)
Pari: Sige, magtanong ka

Kulas: Ikaw ba ang nakabuntis kay Anang Labandera?

Pari: Ay totoo nga! Hindi nga marinig dito!
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8 Best things to do When bored
1. Ppakin ang kape, kunwari MILO

2. Pag-aralan ang lenguahe ng mga ipis at kaibiganin ito

3. Punuin mu ng tubig ang inidoro.

4. Paghiwalayin nag cofee, creamer at sugar sa 3 in 1

5. Pagkasyahin ang sarili sa Ref

6. Baklasin ang TV at gawing radyo

7. Magbilang ng buhok.

8. Sunugin ang bahay at sumigaw ng "YEHEY!"
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PGMA: I am planning to STOP POVERTY and MASS STARVATION!!!

Erap: alam mo Gloria yung POVERTY madaling pigilin, pero ang MASTURBATION human rights violation yan!!!
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Husband: Malamig na sinangag, matabang na kape, maalat na sabaw, paano ka ba naman gaganahan nito??

Wife: maasim na itlog, malambot na t*te, malaking tyan, kala mo ba ginaganahan ako??!!! Tse!!!
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Patient: Doc may problema ako… tuwing alas otso ng umaga.. tumatae ako…

Doctor: so anong problema doon???

Patient: Alas nuwebe ako gumising eh…
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BooM BeyBi!!...
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orion628


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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:49 am

LOL nakaka tawa very funny
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RaikaLuvsMe1


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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:17 am

Nice, this jokes rocks. Smile (Dagdagan mo pa para masaya) Add more please!
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raymond920


First Blood Posts: 0 Joined: 05 Nov 2007 gold

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:11 am

2 girls 1 galing sa city at isa galing sa province. nag uusap sila sa pamamagitan ng text.
"hahaha LOL"
"ULOL KA RIN!"

XD XD XD XD
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raymond920


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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:14 am

New storm declared coming in from the north reported by pag-asa...

PAG-ASA NG MGA TAMAD!!!! HAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!!!
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raymond920


First Blood Posts: 0 Joined: 05 Nov 2007 gold

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:24 am

PATIGASAN NG ULO CHALLENGE:
KANO (1st to go) VS JAPANESE (2nd to go) VS PINOY (3rd to go)
referee: talon!!!
tumalon ang kano at nawasak lahat ng bato!!!
referee: talon!!!
tumalon ang japanese at naging abo ang lahat ng bato!!!
referee: talon!!!
pinoy: ayaw ko!!!
referee: talon!!!
pinoy: ayaw ko nga sabi eh!!!
referee: tumalon ka na nga!!!
pinoy: di mo ako mapipilit!!!
WINNER: ....................... PINOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
matigas talaga ang ulo eh......
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raymond920


First Blood Posts: 0 Joined: 05 Nov 2007 gold

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:31 am

Der was a magic mirror that kills anyone hu thinks about lies...

Ateneo: i think im humble (pnatay)
La Salle: I think im poor (pnatay)
Up: i think im stupid (pnatay...)
San Beda: i think we are the best (pnatay)
Collegio de saint benilde: i think.. (pnatay)
College of Tondo: I think im Not gay (pnatay...)
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xxxkendrickxxx


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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:44 am

Erap talking to the gardener:

ERAP:Bakit di ka nagdidilig?

GARDENER: Umuulan naman po eh

(ERAP NAGALIT)

PUN!ETA!
DiRASON YAN!

MAGPAYONG KA! INUTIL!
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dalawang lasing nag lalakad sa riles ng train
Lasing 1: Pare, ang hirap nitong hagdan, ang daming steps!
Lasing 2: Di lang yan pare. Ambaba pa ng hawakan -hahahhah!
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<killer_bakekang>


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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:27 pm

some of it is not funny and that's all
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Saiyuki_Hakusho


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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:18 pm

"..."very funny but.. part 11 is more funny! hehehe... Cool
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