CHANGED-The Driver

CHANGED-The Driver

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:41 pm

A driver was speeding about 120 MPH on a 50 MPH road. After about 10 minutes, a police officer comes to the scene. Terrified over the fact he has no money, he planned a scheme.

Officer-please step out of the car n00b. youre speeding wayyyy tooo imba.
Drive-Sir, ihave a confession to make
Officer-WTF is that?
Driver-I have a deadly anthrax serum in the boot that will release a lot of birds infected. they could wipe out a city

horrified, the officer calls for backup. after a check by the experts, it was found that the deal is a fake, and so the inspection leader apologizes to the driver

leader-sir we are sorry but this is a standard protocol. Damn the officer was a liar
driver-Wut? the dumbass? i bet he told you I was speeding too!

Last edited by Counter_Force[X] on Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:29 pm; edited 1 time in total

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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:11 pm

i dont understand... did the security mall got arrested by the police coz he stealed the pda?
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:49 pm

the actual stuff is,the thief actually made a false alarm,and stregthen the statement that the security is stupid,so he can get away with his stolen PDA
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:59 pm

"the thief had nothing so instead of the PDA."

i think this part is a bit confusing =/
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:20 pm

The thief was being dispatched out of the store and got the PDA for free coz he's been interogated at the prison then been released after a while coz nothing found in his bag but a PDA which he the police never knew he just stole it..
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:28 am

exactly
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:52 am

he makes the security seem unreliable, thus discrediting his claim that he stole the PDA
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:53 am

exactly and i think i'm not good with 'writing' jokes.my jokes sound more original hearing perhaps -.-
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