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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:48 pm

Strange Situations

Chapter 1: Balanar, eat Death Pulse!

During nighttime one day, Balanar and Rotund'jere were out for a nighttime jog. However, they happened to come by Rigwarl, who was out in the forest using his piggy nose to sniff out some tasty truffles.
(Meets up with Rigwarl)
Balanar:It's that weird piggy that shoots quills!
Rigwarl:SNORT!!! (F-U)
Rotund'jere:Are you gonna kill us with hardened snot??

Rigwarl:SNORTY SNORT SNORT!!! (You should know it lowers your armor and lets me chase you down!!!)
Rotund'jere:Looks like you're so scared you can't talk...
Balanar:I can finally file my fangs on you, the Lich King doesn't even have a dental plan!

Balanar immediately jumped on Rigwarl, but got seriously injured by the quills on his back. Rotund'jere just stood back and watched the fight go on. By this time, Rigwarl had started up his warpath and in a frenzy, started to fire loads and loads of viscous nasal goo. He ran away after giving a spray of quills to Balanar.

Balanar:Rotund'jere, I thought you would help me kill that pig!
Rotund'jere:Meh, you wanted to file your fangs on him so I gave you the honor of soloing him.
Balanar:You know, he's supposed to be one of the craziest tankers on the Sentinel's side, and (lectures for almost an hour.)
Rotund'jere:Come on, let's just go home.
Balanar:And it's your fault we lost him, die!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being as weak as he already was, Balanar was quickly put down by a reaper's scythe from his partner. Rotund'jere, thinking that this was a necessary act of defense, fired out a death pulse...

Balanar:"Oh shoot, I don't have enough HP to survive the pulse."

So he ran far away, so far, far away back to the Scourge base. It was a good thing it was nighttime, because he ran just as fast as the death pulse. However, right as he started to drink from the fountain...

TEAM BETRAYAL!!! Maybe he should've just run from the pulse until he had the HP to survive it.

Chapter 2:Barathrum's invention

Darkterror and Barathrum were out on a boxing match. Right as Barathrum made a successful netherstrike, Darkterror time walked, making... a void rocket! Darkterror flew into the Sentinel's secret shop and had to carefully make his way back to the base.

Chapter 3:Omnislash is a warp (Getting lazy XP)

Yurnero omnislashed a guy warping to his fountain. He teleported to the fountain. He died.

When the dota guys were kids

Chapter 1:Furion's day at school

Furion woke up excitedly. Today was his 500th birthday! Not to mention, he would be going to kindergarten for the first time. He teleported into the classroom after he got ready, waiting anxiously for the teacher to come. When class did start, he looked at people in class he thought he'd be friends with. First of all, he saw another elf with a blindfold on his eyes. "He must be one of those weird elves who stab out their eyes for no reason." He even saw an ogre, 2 orcs, 2 pandarens, and a dwarf with a toy gun. However, the one who got him staring for maybe an hour (In his little world) was yet another elf caring for a Frostsaber cub. She had the best looks that an elf could ever think of. During the class period, Furion could not keep himself from continuously staring at the elf. Professor Cenarius declared it was lunchtime, so everyone went outside to eat. The first friend he made was called Magina. It so happened that during that lunch break that he was sitting alone, pushed out of his brother's group. Furion sat next to him, saying,"You're one quiet elf! Why are you so shy?" "Oh, it's, just, her, and, my brother..," He suddenly turned away and Furion looked around. He could have followed Magina's actions and turned away too. It was the elf he couldn't stop looking at in class. Right beside her was another elf, this one pampering a panther cub. "H-her," Magina whispered. "You mean the one with the Frostsaber," Furion said, suddenly feeling jealous. "No, the one with the panther, Luna Moonfang." Both of them walked up and the pair tried to look down. "Have you seen a spearhead about this big," the one with the Frostsaber said rather disgustedly. "It belongs to my friend Rhasta and he's worried about losing it or he'll lose his powers." Trying not to lose control, Magina hung on to his lunchbox, on the point of swaying precariously and said,"N-n-n-no." "That's all right. My name's Mirana Nightshade and this is my friend-" "Luna Moonfang." "How did you know?" "Oh, my brother..." Magina's self-control snapped and he fainted on the spot. Mirana and Luna said goodbye to Furion and walked away, talking excitedly. "Looks like there are lots of people to meet in school, right Magina?" There was no answer. Magina was still unconcious.

Chapter 2:When Vol'jin breaks away

It was early in the morning when Jah'rakal got out of bed, for he was out for his daily agility training. Doing his usual backflips, he thought that he might visit Vol'jin. Recently, he had heard that Vol'jin got a detention for performing illegal experiments during lunch, and he wanted to find out just what he was doing. After finishing some axe-lifting excercises, he ran off to his friend's house. The first thing that he noticed was that the front yard was totally stripped bare. 'He surely wouldn't have used those plants to fuel his experiments,' Jah'rakal thought. However, he knocked on the door and was let in by Vol'jin's father, Sen'jin. Once he entered his friend's room, he could've let out an un-trolly gasp. Skulls around the room replaced a poster that showed you how to make healing wards. They were filled up with a sinister looking powder too. On the bed were numerous dolls, all stuck up with pins in what would be a person's vital spots. But the thing that horrified him the most was that Vol'jin had painted some sort of pentagram on his desk, and was chanting words that probably meant no good at all. "Hey Vol'jin,"he said. Vol'jin turned around. His tusks had turned yellow from obvious neglect, and there were sleep circles around his eyes. He surely couldn't be this into all these horrifying experiments. "'ey Jah'rakal, long time since ah see you, mon." Jah'rakal shuddered, even his voice had something creepy about it. "Ah be workin' on these for 3 days, no sleep since then." This was it for him, if he hadn't slept for 3 days and still could talk with such energy, there definitely was an outside force at work. "The front lawn be stripped bare to support these experiments. Yet, he, the King of Liches, 'as granted me ze power to carry out zese experiment's, mon. Mah experiments gonna help world, all because of the King of Liches... 'Ail ze Lich King, mon!" Right as he said that, his body started to convulse violently. Vol'jin was now doubled over, most likely in pain. It seemed that the Lich King found the perfect time to make his move and take over Vol'jin's soul. Jah'rakal was about to run out of the room to get help, but he heard the traditional witch doctor warcry of "Clea'!" Quickly turning around, he saw that Vol'jin had grabbed one of the skulls on the wall and hurled it at him! However, it was too late to try to dodge it. Hitting him right in the face, the skull deposited all of the powder inside it on him. Now making sure to step on his foot on his way out, Vol'jin grabbed his school materials and said,"'ope you enjoy the paralysis powder, mon." Jah'rakal tried to reply, but the powder had even prevented him from talking. So there he was, kneeling helplessly on the floor of his new enemy's room, listening to the manical laugh that would've belonged to his friend Vol'jin.

(WIP) Chapter 3:The naga awaken

"Slumber, wake, dig, give up, sleep some more, slumber, wake, dig, give up, sleep some more, slumber, wake, dig, give up, sleep some more, slumber, wake, dig, give up, sleep some more, slumber, wake, dig, give up, sleep some more, slumber, wake, dig, give up, sleep some more, slumber, wake, dig, give up, sleep some more..."
Such was the rhythm in life for one trapped deep down under the sea in a place nobody knows.

Last edited by tiberiumlord on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:32 am; edited 2 times in total

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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:25 am

LoL, LoL, LoL.
So funny, so strange, so -bleep-.
Please make more and keepup good work dude.
LoL...
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:48 pm

yes. u said it sigokil. funny, strange, wierd, stupid.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:22 pm

I tHinK,,,I aLreAdY wAtch ThAt In YoUtUbE...???

ThE BaLanAr aNd dEaThPulSe thIngy...

But iTs qUitE fUnnY...HAha...
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D'oh!

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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:21 am

the last part builds up suspense ith quite some humour. Talented writer, very much so.
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