The Close Shave – (eeww!!)

The Close Shave – (eeww!!)

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:46 pm

The Close Shave –


A man went to a barber for a trim and a shave. While the barber was lathering the man up for his shave, the man told the barber that he always has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks.

The barber pulled a small wooden ball out of this cabinet drawer. "Place this ball between your cheek and gum on the right side and I can give you a close shave."

The man did this, and the barber shaved the right side of his face.

"Wow!" exclaimed the man, "that is great! Smooth as a baby's bottom!"

He put the ball in the left side of his mouth, in anticipation of the barber's next move. Just then he gulped and gagged with an involuntary jerk. The ball was now stuck in the back of his mouth.

With muffled voice he asked, "Buh what happens if I accidentowy swawo du baw?"

The barber said, "Don't worry about it. Here's some water. Swallow it down and just bring it back tomorrow…that's what the last guy did."


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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:37 pm

Fuunnnyy
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:41 pm

yucky!! right??
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:39 am

OH
MY
GOD

that barbing shop just gotta be closed
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:32 pm

oh my i'd rather be bin laden and never give a damn for a clean shave...
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:14 pm

ewwwwwww nasty.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:24 am

this is stone! I mean rock!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:08 am

yaaak...that was disgusting but still...never mind...
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:08 pm

lolZz! Good joke.
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