Mama has a point...

Mama has a point...

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:29 am

Mama has a point.



Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Vikki.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:


(This is cute)


Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Anthony



Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,

which read:



Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mama.



Lesson of the day ... Don't Lie to Your Mother
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:31 pm

LOL.clever mom

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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:50 pm

she figured out how to catch the fish off her son's mouth
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:27 am

ROFL
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:42 pm

wow, a strategic mother. good one
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:57 am

MOther knows how to PwN her SON.

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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:04 pm

OWNED
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