RACIST JOKES! :D

RACIST JOKES! :D

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:32 am

I have 3 extremely racist jokes!!

I'm going to say right now that I do not mean them and i'm very sorry if I offend anybody... so before you bash me with a perma bash of hateful angry comments ... please remember that these aren't intentional and I do not MEAN or WANT to offend anybody in any way, shape or form :]


1. where do you send a Jew with A.D.D?


:To a concentration camp !


2. If the world was jacket, where would all the black people live?

:In the hood


3. Whats the difference between a old broken down dirty broke down couch, and a Mexican family?

:the couch can actually support the family!


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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:49 am

hahaha

Why do black men have white palms?
Because they were on all fours before god spray-painted them!

Just read it from some website
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:25 am

@ Joke #3 I've heard of another variation thats funnier IMO.
What can a bench do that an Aboriginal can't?
A: Support a family!

Other jokes that i wish to add:

What do you call an Aboriginal in water?
A: Sewage!

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:07 pm

OK heres one. What do you call a bus full of packys? A rotten banana! What do you do with a room full of packys? CONNECT THE DOTS LOL. HOw did people become black? God missed! (The toilet)
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:56 pm

funny lol here i have on

Why are Black People good at Basketball???

:Cuz they Run, They Steal and they shoot

ROFLOL just for fun (sori if i offended anyone)
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:40 am

haha what do u call a black guy with dandruff


a lamington =DD


what do u get when u cut a black guy in half??



Cherry RIPE!



Why does Beeyonce sing "to the left to the left"???



Black people have no rights =DD





btw no offence if ur black just kidding around =D

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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:55 am

I know one, but its lame... rlly, ahwell here goes:

two guy's are sitting in a plain and they go on a flight around the world.
After a few hours of traveling the dude on the left sticks his arm out the window and yells: "PARIS!!!!"
The guy on the right ask: "how the hell would you know that?" "Coz i touched the tip of the Eiffel tower!"

After some more hours the dude on the left sticks his arm out the window again, this time he yells: AMERICA!!! "how do you know that?" Coz i touched the top of the statue of liberty!"

Later the dude on the RIGHT dicides to to the same, so he sticks his arm out the window and yells: AMSTERDAM!!! "How do you know that?" "Coz someone stole my fking watch!"

Funny hahah -_-
Anyhow, i figured it be racist coz it tells dutch ppl steal things!
Although im from Holland and ive never stlen anything, Yet it happens alot in amsterdam. Thank god i dont live there!
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:19 pm

Lols quite funny..
This one's kinda racist against Indians but...
What's the difference between an Indian and a Bucket of Shit?
A:The Bucket!
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:33 pm

like any racist joke..it is not meant to offend anyone...but to simply have a laugh...

why was white chocolate invented?

so that black kids can lok dirty too!

what d you cal a bunch of black people skydiving?

night...

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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:15 am

only thing wrong with ponchs jokes it that chocolate isnt the only way people get dirty
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:00 pm




quite right
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:29 pm

again racist jokes arent meant to be offensive,and sorry if i used a certain term in this joke
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There was a man who went down the stairs towards the kitchen at night,
it was dark since the lights were broken and it was night night time......
he passed the living room and saw his (white)tv floating.......he shouted
DROP IT NIGGER!
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 10:24 am

hahaha

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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:24 pm

why do african ppl use glasses?
- to see more hunger!
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:36 pm

When r u allowed to spit a muslim woman in the face?
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When her mustache is on fire.
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