Green Joke... And I do mean dirty.

Green Joke... And I do mean dirty.

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:47 am

A man's wife dissatisfied with the man's lovemaking so the man went out to find something to help him. He went to a sex shop and asked the owner if there was anything to solve his problem.

Owner: I have just the thing. Here's a magic vibrator. Just say where for it to go and it'll do its work.

Man: Really?

Owner: I'll show you. Magic vibrator, door!

Then the magic vibrator flew out of his hand and start humping the door very hard.

Man: I'll take it!

Owner: Okay. Magic vibrator, come back.

When he got home, he showed it to his wife and was she was satisfied. One day, she was alone and horny so she tried it out.

Wife: Magic vibrator, my vagina!

So the vibrator started humping her vagina hard. When she was fulfilled, she tried pulling it out, but it was stuck. Forgetting what she was supposed to say, she drove to the hospital, with the vibrator still in her vagina, to see if they could pull it out. Along the way, she was caught by a policeman for speeding.

Policeman: M'am, do you know you were just speeding?

Wife: Sorry officer, but I'm in a hurry to the hospital because I have a magic vibrator stuck in my vagina.

Policeman: Ha! Magic vibrator my ass...

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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:22 pm

i get it... lelz... nice one...
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:08 am

LoL....nice one....
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:20 am

Just say the magic word, lol!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:56 pm

I saw the flash version of this one.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:49 pm



Really? Hmmm...

Haha, I got this joke from a friend of mine.

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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:33 am

Oh My!!!! nice one...^^
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:56 am

Well! The policeman got it off her pussy.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:47 pm

@ TBM
Yep.

It's actually old. Very old.

Watched it 4 years ago.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:24 pm

yeah.. this is an old joke..

heard this joke from a long timne..

hmm.. i noticed yuki posted in the two "dirty topics" but not at the others..

haha.

just kidding yuki..
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:35 am

uh oh sucks for the policeman lol
i didnt know there was a video for that one

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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:37 am

there was a video??
@_@ where is it @_@
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:47 am

@ Noob28
'Twas so long ago. Heaven knows if it still exists
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:23 am

*looking at naked ~~~~*

Okay... where's HH?
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:57 am

Seriously.
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