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Linial_Tailor

Monster Kill Posts: 362 Joined: 24 Apr 2007 gold

Corny Pick-up lines

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:46 am

I wish I could rearrange the alphabet, so I could put U and I together...

Hey baby, are you good at Algebra, substitute my X will ya?!

Are you a scientist? Cause your my lab...

Add some more...
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Da_zurg

First Blood Posts: 5 Joined: 03 May 2008 gold

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:27 am

Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!

I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

Now f*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name chuck?

Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

"Do you have any Hungarian in you?"

"No."

"Would you like some?"

Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

"hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*

Girl comes over.

"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

"I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home."

That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too.

Alien

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Linial_Tailor

Monster Kill Posts: 362 Joined: 24 Apr 2007 gold

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:12 pm

Wow...you're one smooth talker...
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archie_randy

First Blood Posts: 16 Joined: 28 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:27 pm

Hehehehe nice 1..
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xxxkendrickxxx

Warnings : 1 Killing Spree Posts: 53 Joined: 07 Nov 2006 gold

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 4:37 am

your my keyboard, beucase your my type. hahaha
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mirana0406

Warnings : 1 Mega Kill Posts: 642 Joined: 07 Aug 2007 gold

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:59 am

@ xxxkendrickxxx: in filipino

pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? type ksi kita eh,,
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my sig is wrong, it should be pipau[zero][six]

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Fatboi

Dominating Posts: 164 Joined: 27 Feb 2008 gold

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:52 am

heh, sounds like "fresh prince of bell air"
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You love it...

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darthp

First Blood Posts: 1 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 gold

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:09 am

Do you usually walk around with with two bombs on your chest? Cuz I'm getting nervous...

I've been up the Eiffel Tower, the Sears Towers and even Mt Everest, yet I've never been higher being close to you.

(Counting on fingers) You love me not, you love me, you love me not, you love me, you LOVE me!
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Feel the Power of the Dork Side...

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ogre-magi

Killing Spree Posts: 51 Joined: 01 May 2008 gold

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:26 am

- "If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."
- "Are you wearing space pants? Cuz ur ass is out of this world!"
- "I'm an astronaut, and my next trip is to Uranus."
- "You turn my software into hardware."
- "Baby, I'm like Taco Bell ... I'll spice up ur night."
- "You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none."
- "If being fine was a crime then you will just have to pay the time."
- "Is this the Matrix, because I think you're the One."
- "Are we in Lord of The Rings? cause I swear your my precious..."
- "I'm no expert in hardware, but i know you can screw my nuts off."

Google is really helpful u know. =]
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simon_rav

Dominating Posts: 142 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 gold

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:19 pm

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle! =)
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Saiyuki_Hakusho

Monster Kill Posts: 312 Joined: 12 Feb 2007 gold

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:28 pm

Are you guys a pilipino? i have one here..
Hey miss are you tired? coz you're running in my mind.. xD
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