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DotaLancerBoy

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What Dota Addicts Do...

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:00 am

A Dota addict only wears one shoe.

When asked what is going on, he says, "Duh, boots dont stack!"
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King Tut

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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:02 pm

go to hell
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`UnholY`

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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:07 pm

King Tut wrote:
go to hell

he tried his best to make a joke. go alone. leave him. shoo

Quote:
Ways to Piss a Mod Off

1) Any form of flaming.

no wonder you have a warning..
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yukino_silvermaine

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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:19 pm

hat was for a different thing.

Imma add another one.
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mjs

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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 3:14 am

@ King Tut, even with merciful mods around, with that kind of attitude, you'll get yourself kicked out.
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bau_HARRY

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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:19 pm

>_< i thought it was funny... Laughing

i mean., its not amazingly humourous., but its an okey joke... ^_^

@mjs
i don't think he even cares... 1 warning is enough., to let it get to 4, it just speaks for itself...
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caspian

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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:26 pm

Uh huh. King Tut just got banned. He also flamed in another topic 'what's ur religion'. Was going to ask him about egyptian gods and all.....

Anyway, that's a fine point you made there. DoTA addicts also eat trees/runes for breakfast. They earn money by searching dead bodies. Hmmm what a nice occupation.
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DotaLancerBoy

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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 10:52 am

@caspian haha true true. Oh well if he acts like that we don't want him in our community ^^. So guys, what else have you noticed Dota addicts do????
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death_knight

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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 11:44 am

@King Tut, have mercy for him!! he tried the best he can!

@DotaLancerBoy, i got the idea...hehe
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Protege

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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:43 pm

eat dota maggi mee

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ShadowJFX

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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 8:27 pm

Dude, that was freaking funny, thanks for the laugh.
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DotaLancerBoy

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:01 am

When a Dota addict is tired he begs all his friends if they can go sit by a fountain.

When a Dota addict is asked why he is so stupid, he replies, "Your stupid, im an str hero!"

When a Dota addict goes to school, he wears a bracer, thinking he would have more hit points for the day.

When a Dota addict shes a hot girl with another guy, he does his best to nether swap him.

When a Dota addict is in class he wishes for the ability to ww

When a Dota addicts friend is missing, he always thinks, "An allie hero has fallen"

WAAAAAAAA
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:05 am

Teacher : and why do you have only 6 notebooks today? and why are you wearing no shoes?!

Stundent : duh, i can only have up to 6 items lol
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mikorkeza

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:43 am

Hmmmm, I do many things like:

I say "I'm no good at this class. Maybe I'll sleep till my DotA teacher arrives(yes, I have a teacher who include some DotA things on some of our lessons. That's why he's my all-around favorite).

Me: Nay, gusto ko yung bagong labas na converse. Yung Boots of Travel, para manalo ako sa Track and Field. Kaso nga lang nay 2,300 pesos yun tapos magbibigay ka pa ng isang converse. Sulit naman. Magteteleport lang ako sa finish line.

Nay: Nak, anung pinagsasabi mo?

Mga classmates ko: Bat naka blindfold ka??

Me: Tumahimik ka!! Baka gusto mong higupin ko kaluluwa mo!! Soul Steal!!

Mga Classmates ko: ulul.....

Yun lang mga natatandaan kong mga ginagawa ko. Tinagurian nga akong "Crazy Addict". Hehehe.
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DotaLancerBoy

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:56 am

Waaa you have a teacher that plays DOTA? I hate you ><
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