A really bad day

A really bad day

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:16 pm

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:14 am

Poor guy and unfortunately for the truck driver...yeah, he's gone.
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:00 am

First Blood!
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:13 pm

i've heard this joke before but still smiling
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:45 pm

Lol he got owned
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:02 am

Poor guy...
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:52 am

Hehehe, the overharrased noobs gets first blood :P
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:00 am

lol i have this kind of joke in my computer.. hehehehe... poor guy...
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:43 pm

i saw this joke at bubble gang...it's a pinoy comedy show...
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:58 pm

well, the moral is... don't try and be funny...
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:30 pm

LOL ownedddd
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