School Jokes

School Jokes

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:37 am

Since class is past approaching...again...Please post all you school jokes. I would like to share mine

Joke # 1

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Joke # 2

My son, Mitchell, a kindergartener, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: "cat," "dog," "dad," and "mom" have been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for the day, Mitchell bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D. "Look what I spelled, Mom!" Mitch exclaimed, a proud smile on his face. "That's wonderful!" I said. "Now go put them on the fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight." That Christian education is certainly having an impact, I thought, happily. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen. "Mom? How do you spell 'zilla?'"

Joke # 3

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?" A little boy on the front row proudly said, "You're a mother!"


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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:05 am

i don't understand the first one
the second one is kinda corny
and the third one....well i kinda get it but didn't really laugh
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 2:59 am

The first joke is not difficult to get ^^

The Puppy peed...get it?

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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:14 am

i see but sorry to say i'm not laughing
i don't find it that funny
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:33 pm

Ya those were corny but good try!
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:45 am

Nt... how about sharing more school jokes?
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:20 am

......................?
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:42 pm

wine isnt always white, so most people thought it was red-ish
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