Dumb joke 2

Dumb joke 2

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:13 pm

>Mr and Mrs. Abel are retired, and Mrs.Abel insists her husband go with her
>to Wal-Mart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to
>get in and get out, but Mrs. Abel loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to
>the Mrs.
>
>Dear Mrs. Abel,
>
>Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion
>in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from
>our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video
>surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Abel are listed below.
>
>Things Mr. Abel has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:
>
>1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
>people's carts when they weren't looking.
>
>2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
>5-minute intervals.
>
>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
>the restrooms.
>
>4 July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
>tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
>5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of
>M&M's on layaway.
>
>6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
>area.
>
>7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
>other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the
>bedding department.
>
>8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins
>to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
>9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
>mirror, and picked his nose.
>
>10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
>asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
>
>11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly
>humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
>12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna
>look" using different size funnels.
>
>13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
>through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
>14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
>assumed the fetal position and screamed, "NO ! NO! It's those voices
>again!!!!"
>
>And last, but not least ...
>
>15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
>awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
>
>Sincerely,
>Wal-Mart
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:35 am

i dont get it?? it's really for dumb... i dont get it bec im not a dumb boy... get it?? hahahahah!!!!
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