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What kind of Dota player are you?

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:44 pm

Ever wondered why some people act like this or like that or why some people talk the talk but cant walk the walk?

I made some little bit research on the types of Dota players

1.The leader- often directs the team without his leadership the team will not get kills cant do anything properly.

Heroes reccomended: Any

2.El Toro- The super hyper mega greedy player of the team once you encounter him havoc will break lose he will chase you beyond your tower getting a kill then saying "Its worth it i killed you hahaha ZoMG nOOBerZ" While El Toro is raging hot he is very aggresive he will harass you to the end then he will kill you

Heroes reccomended: Balanar Strygwyr Sandking(Optional)

3.The Noob- These are the people who played dota for a very very long time and still suck buying shitty items such as

SNY for lich or dagon on anyhero then "The Noob" is opted for a kill he takes it he trash talks and says" WEAKlingS NOoBERitoS $$$%^^$$" then after a few minutes you guys kill him and he leaves cursing all of you people.

Hereos reccomended- Razor Lich Rikimaru Lina

4. The Newb- These guys are new to dota and are willing to learn more unlike The Noobs they constantly try to practice and help the team when needed

Hereos reccomended- Lina Rikimaru Razor Luna

5. Supporter- Supports the team in anyways buying bassilus arcane using support heroes not really a killer but a good guy to have in the team

Heroes reccomended- Jakiro Omniknight Abaddon

6.The Gay Bastard- The Gay bastard he is such a pussy these are people who Often chooses clinks hides in trees then backdoors alot these are the people who are so Gay even his team mates reject him. Often these guys are smart and gay or a coward they like clinks and rikimaru because of there stealthiness. Note: If you ever have a Gay Bastard in the team protect the Aegis they will steal from you when you go roshaning.

Heroes reccomended- Clinks Rikimaru

7. The Wuss- Totally Coward they talk the talk but cant walk the walk they fear furion who has boots and bassilus heck they even fear creeps these are guys who suck to have in the team playing with these guys you must encourage them to stick together tell them that as a team you can beat all odds.

Hereos Reccomended- Clinks Kardel

8.The Jack ass- They watch too much MTV they liked Punk'd and other crappy shows they laugh a lot and they dont take the game seriously but in truth they are pretty hillarious Suiciding at he fountain doing very stupid things doing funny builds etc.

Heroes Reccomended- Any

9.The Robber- Probabbly one of the most common people in Dota they Like Ksing a lot saying stuff like "RoFL iM SO good die pigs" You may never know one day The Robber might even steal your Girlfriend you may even see them making out on the street or worse at the front of your House.

Heroes Reccomended- Necrolyte, Axe, Rikimaru(GAY RAT)

10.Bossy bastard- Directs instructions then goes " STupid Player 1 you suck pack your clothes and leave GG client forever you dumb ass how did you graduate highschool" These people suck they are the opposite to The Leader type they will direct stupid instructions. Follow them for a while when you had enough be frank tell them that you or your other members should take over maybe you still can get a chance to win.

Heroes Reccomended- Any

11.Chicken Little- Abuses the Chicken gets the Chicken killed nuff said

Hereos Reccomended- Any

12.Silent But Deadly- These are the Pro type people they do not speak at all they are men who have few words they seem like regular players first but later they will own you badly.

HeroesReccomended- Any

13.Death- These are the late bloomers the late game heroes they suck at first then at the end they will rape you and they are classified to 2

A. Death Talkers- Death dealing trash talking bastards
B. Humble Death bringers- There too humble saying they arent strong or like this " No im not strong i cant kill you No the divine was my from my ally furion and rhasta".

Heroes reccomended- Late game heroes (Razor)

14. Neutral Mania- Neutral Mania are junglers they jungle alot some them are carry heroes some are not just be sure to tell them when and where you need help.

Heroes reccomended- Any

15.Grass Farmer- These are the guys who Farm..Farm...Farm

EARLY game- FARM

Midgame- Farm

Late- Farm

they often get the best items but they do not help you in team battles you will often see them at the other side of the map Farming.....to an endless abyss when you try to say help us they will reply "Go away this is my spot im farming"

Heroes Reccomended- Any

16.FLAMERS- wow if you thought people who flame at forums suck at games these guys are the worst they say shit things like "OMG MAP HACK" "OMG NOOB COMSAT" or when you kill them

"Player 1 has just pawned Flamers" Flamers says" BULL CRAP Player 1 cheater OmG Ajujuju nOOberator" then leaves the game.

Heroe Reccomended- Any

17. AFK players- These are guys who are in the game snacking or driking youd probabbly see there hero in the base patrolling.

Heroes Reccomended- Any

18.DIE HARD

As the movie goees "Live free or Die hard" this is certainly yet they choose to Die Hard they think they can go 5 on 1 and say "HAHAHAHAH im so Imba you cant beat me ajujuju" gets raped then leaves the game totally stupid. They solo always do not care about the team's sake and recklessly tries to kill but gets killed.

Heroes Reccomended- Techies

19.The warder- As the name implies they buy wards they have a keen eye of the map if somebody is missing they always ping it for the teams sake

Hereoes Reccomended- Any

20.One Night Stand- These are the people who i truly respect they fight to the death who cares if Razor has 2 divines Mjolnir Butterfly and Assault Currias once they all of the enemies push and is attacking the frozen throne/World tree they are there they defend it as if it was the nations capital if you kill them greet them tell them that they did a good job and a nice game. They often resemble King Leonidas in the Battle of Thermopylae.

Heroes reccomended- Any

21.Average Joe- Average player knows the basics of Dota and is quite adept in using most heroes.

Heroes reccomended- Any

22.Gankaholic- These are the people who love Ganking who cares about ganking as long as i get God like at lvl 6 "Player 1 is beyond Godlike somebody kill him" Then after 2 stages of the game "Holy Shit i cant kill anymore they have 6 divines noooo" They like ganking a lot they forget to farm and push they are great gank coordinators but try to remind them that they need to farm there core builds.

Hereos reccomended- Anubarak Rikimaru Puck Ulfasaar

23.Pestelence- Gahhh its pestelence these are the feeder type of people they will continiously feed to the enemy they often say "Im Doing my frickin best damn it Im trying to stay alive"- using techies with 450 Hp.

Heroes reccomended- Razor Techies Mortred

24.The Carry- Carries the team at the end of the game these are also late bloomers they try to get Dps heroes and use them at there full advantage

Heroes reccomended- Late game heroes especially Morty(Mortred)

25.Pissed of- They are the aggitated type of people tell them that "Your Mom screwed my Dad" they will surely get angry they lose focus then goes Soloing to take revenge for there family name gets killed then says " Fu*% You im telling my mom then report you asshole to the police" then quits

Heroes reccomended- Any

26.The Tank- Chooses the most Chunky type heroes around they take the most damage often buys tarasque or vanguard they are good type to have in the team especially if they are using Centaur or Doom.

27. The Hero- These are the people i also love they are the heroes of team play they are trump card of the team they help the weak and Kill the strong they love supporting as they also love killing

Heroes reccomended- Any

28.The Fool- The contrast of the Hero not that good to have in the team often makes mistakes makes there own demises currently coordinates failed gank atempts Trys to be the hero by Attack 5 enemies.

Heroes reccomended- Any

29.The Math Whiz- These are probabbly like us Asians they love calculations when they play Dota they bring there calculators then expalins to the whole team that Evasion has a set of ratio of percents and that Buriza does not stack with Morty's crit and etc.(I suck at math thats my bane to all subjects so dont count me in here)-Pretty average math student

Heroes reccomended- Any

30.The weapons expert-Knows the builds and shares them they like arguing if they see Techies with Manta or Furion with Sny. They are a good way to make new builds with your heroes.

Heroes reccomended- Any

31.Overlord- yeah this is my alternate name In local Games but OMG Overlord in dota is like commanding A whole frickin Army of Soldiers Overlord says "COME MINIONS Attack with out Mercy kill that Gay rat rikimaru" -100 Creeps lol

Yeah You guessed it he controls Hundreds of creeps or less of course.

Heroes reccomended- Furion, Anybody who buys HofDomniatior and Necronomicon, Enchantress

32.Tricky= Lol have you ever seen a smart dude as the "Tricky" Lol theyd be so tricky that nothing you pull will ever work You plant 15 wards still you cant track em down. Your Balanar chasing Tricky "Im gonna Kill you Tricky" "Tricky runs around the forest in Circles then uses TP" "10 minutes has passed WTF where is he where the fuc**** hell is he?" Balanar looks at mid "WTF he was there all along"

Heroes reccomended- Clinks, Riki, Techies, Mirana, Any hero actually

33.Trapster- Yeah this is an exclusive for Techies Lol have you ever seen a GOD Like Trap master this dude Sets ups traps like there is no Tommorow. Though he is constantly doing it for the team he gets kills along the way "Trapster has pawned Player 1,2,3,4,5 Trapster is BeyondGodlike" Every body then Quits says that you are Map hacking and Says stuff like Gem does not work a Big LOL on Them.

Heroes Reccomended- Techies, Lanaya more techies anyway

34.The Pimp- Yeah this guy is The Pimp and he isnt here to Pimp your ride he is here to Pimp your Items Lol "Every single Sentinel Hero Quits Leaving the Pimp with 9999 Gold" " hahahah Noobs die now ive got all items i need YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALY PIMPED!"

Heroes Reccomended- Any hero

35.Mr. Reason- Lol what a pathetic excuse of A human frickin Being OMG! this dude is a total lamer if you ever have this guy on your team DOnt even talk to him please and if you have him as your enemy RAPE his sorry ass

Mr.Reason- LoL ill Kill you ALL i AM GOD oF Dota

Player1- ????God of Dota more like God of Tangoes (28 Tngoes)

Player 1 hooks Player 5 and Dismembers em

Player 1- KILL HIM DAMN FOOL

Mr. Reason- WAAAAA Im trapped in the trees OMG Damn furion OH MY GOD i cant blink out of there I dont have 60 Mana

Player 1- WTF are you saying you have 900 Mana

Another stupid Scenario

Player 1 kills Mr. Reason

"OMG YOU CHEATED YOU HAVE CREEPS DAMN YOU ILL REPORT TO FROGICE GET YOU BANNED then quits"

"Its Ice Frog idiot"

Heroes Reccomended- Any

36.Greed- Yeah One geedy son of .. Yup This guy is like Eltoro but with a twist LOL steals items steals kills lol even Steals creeps this guy buys 12 tangoes get his HP to half then he uses 2 Tangoes instantly.

Hereos Reccomended- Any

37.Sir LolzAlot- Nope this is a cheap version of Sir Lancelot A pathetic excuse of A noob if you have this guy in your team Educate him tell him that he needs to focus

"LOL Me Kill Sven" "No dont go there youll be raped"

Sven has pawned Sir LolzAlot "LOL Did I kill him i wasnt looking"

Ill update this from time to time while i make guides i play games this is how i observe these traits. Hopeful

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